• Stupid Half-Awake things you have done
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I once woke up naked in a friend's pool. It was a good day. More recently, I made a sandwich and put it in the toilet. Though I was drunk, not asleep. It still counts, they're both just as disorienting.
I woke up from a dream and then went to the basement looking for the big box I cash I dreamed about.
[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;19907973]I woke up from a dream and then went to the basement looking for the big box I cash I dreamed about.[/QUOTE] I cash I dream about too.
woke up from a really great dream and then went looking for the 3 pounds of weed that i had in the dream.
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I've been depressed for almost two years now and with stress. I do some weird ass shit half asleep because of it. I would wake up at 2 am look at the clock and saw it was 2 am, i'd know it is 2 am but i can't stop myself from freaking out thinking im late for school. So i'd get dressed and leave my house but almost always would wakeup fully after stepping outside.
I tried getting my current girlfriend to be my girlfriend again. I pretty much asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend.
Poured Apple Jacks into a bowl and used Doctor Pepper instead of milk.
Put the coffee maker in the fridge instead of the milk.
I slept in my grandmas basement when we were on vacation, she had a living space down there, i had no where else to sleep and a pissed all over the floor because i thought i was upstaris and was disperatly looking for a bathroom. That and a brushed my teeth half awake and walked out while rinsing and spit on the carpet. I was half awake in english calss and someone couldn't spell a word right so in the middle of class i blurted out "I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C" the word didnt even have an i in it
In my dream I heard a shattering noise. I woke up as I was opening my door, and a second later heard a shattering noise (the same one) as my stepdad dropped his mug on the floor. :iiam: Another time, I fell asleep in German. I woke up to my teacher calling on me for an answer. I said something and went back to sleep. Once I woke up for real at the end of class, my friends told me I said the right answer.
When I wake up to my alarm at 6:00 AM and get out of bed and get dressed and realize it's Saturday. OR Responding to my friends questions when I'm half asleep. [editline]04:07AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Drasnus;19907098]Pissed in the bin and threw a used cottonbud in the toilet.[/QUOTE] I did this at about 2:45 at a friends house in his little metal bin trashcan. I didn't do it on purpose but I thought I could keep a steady stream with my eyes close then I opened em to realize that it was hitting the floor and went for the trash.
There was a time when I was about 10 that my mom told me about. Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night before she was in bed, and tried to use the refrigerator as a toilet. she asked me what I was doing and I said something along the lines of, "[b]The toilet is mad at me and said to go away.[/b]" Needless to say I apparently also peed in the laundry basket and flooded the toilet. I had no recollection of this the next morning.
Being awake late at night, tired as hell, and laughing at anything
Got up, took a shower, got dressed, went on computer, noticed I woke up 2 hours early.
Woke up at 2 AM, got naked, went back to bed. Get waken up by my Dad at 3 AM telling me to put some pants on. I ignore him and go back to sleep. Get woken up by my Mom at 9 AM telling me I'm late for class and to put some pants on.
The only time I slept-walked, I was trying to go to the bathroom. I walked into the wall and woke up and then went to the bathroom. I woke up in class and the teacher was asking me a question, I did not hear what she said. I stared at her saying "uhhhhhhhh" until she told me that she asked me what 2 plus 2 was and that I should go back to sleep so that I stop looking retarded.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;19873099]Have a lucid dream that I got dressed and everything, then wake up still not dressed and being yelled at.[/QUOTE] THIS! This happens to me all the time! Curse you dreams and your ability to get me in trouble every morning!!
I woke up once at about 6AM at my computer desk, and I was downloading 3 .pdf format microsoft manuals and had Love Song by whoever sings it (don't even like that song, or pop music) playing in my earphones, which were out of my ears. Also I had apparently tried to arrange my desktop into a smiley face, which looked sort of retarded.
I once fell asleep while talking to someone on my webcam. I woke an hour later and she was still staring at me.
Well, Ive had times where my parents told me that I was sleep walking, walked out of my room and started talking gibberish about cars and space then went back to bed. This was when I was around 10, I'm 17 now and I still talk in my sleep. I remember another time when I went to get ready for school and I tried pouring my cereal onto a plate. And finally, just last Monday I woke up thinking it was around 9, listening to my alarm. I usually lay there on weekends listening to the half static, half music. Turns out I listened to that crap for an hour and 45 minutes past 7 AM.
I had a really vivid dream once about a girl I knew, in which I literally slept with her. As in, sleeping together, holding each other. When I actually woke up, I thought that she'd left or something and I sat up, looking around in my half-awake stupor thinking, "Where the hell did Kim go? :(" Took me a while to realize that I'd simply dreamt it all :ohdear:
I had a dream there was some cake on my desk. When I woke up, I went over to grab the cake. It wasn't there. :(
So I was eating some salsa for breakfast (what better?) I then picked up my water bottle cap, dipped it in salsa, and took a bite out of it. I was like :downs:
Woke up, got a bowl, put cereal in it, sat down, ate it (No milk, it took me a while to realise), noticed it was Saturday at 6:30 AM, put the chairs together and slept on them until 2 PM. Also; I set an alarm on my iPod for 12 PM (Bare in mind I went to sleep at 5AM) and put my earphones in. I then woke up at 10 minutes past 1 PM and turns out I was listening to an annoying alarm clock sound for 1 hour and 10 minutes. I then fell asleep for another 40 minutes, with the alarm still on, and woke up in the same position with the iPod in my hand. So, in total, I was listening to the most annoying alarm clock ever for around 1 hour and 50 minutes. Horrible.
This thread made me laugh, I love you guys. I think the oddest thing I've done is woke up around 4am, many years ago and ran around my terrace and then come back in and sleep. I think I was scared of something outside so I manned up and ran around like an arse. Recent things are, setting my phone and computer to wake me up at 10am every weekend, the alarms would ring and I would shoot out of bed like a nuclear missile on it's way to Washington and rip the headphones in my computer out while spamming end call key on my phone, and then running back to bed and snuggling up because it's damn cold. I feel like I've wasted so much of my life already sleeping in, but oh well.
after watching all 6 starwars episodes (at 1:35 pm) I asked my freind if he was still alive. Around halfway through the last episode I thought he died....
I've done the following: [list] [*]Thought I was falling and woken up in a panic [*]Fallen asleep with my MP3 player still on and then finding it on the next song, so I turned it off and tried to go back to sleep but couldn't [*]Laughed at everything I thought like I was high [*]Fell asleep petting the cat sitting in the chair next to my bed, then woke up and turned off the light and went back to sleep [*]Woke up at 2AM during a Thunderstorm, turned on the TV and found the Jay Leno Show still on [*]Dreamed I was walking over to the bathroom and pissing in the toilet, but ended up pissing my bed :( [/list]
I mistook the cat's bowl for the shitter and laid a dookie in it. The cat was not pleased
i put the milk in my oven.
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