• Stupid Half-Awake things you have done
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[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;19947527]i put the milk in my oven.[/QUOTE] Make cheese!
how the fuck is it possible for you guys to shit on stuff other than the toilet? :confused:
[QUOTE=Mooe94;19947616]how the fuck is it possible for you guys to shit on stuff other than the toilet? :confused:[/QUOTE] How do you not shit on something other than the toilet when you're half asleep?
When I was 5, I woke up, slept-walk to the corner of my room, and began pissing all over the walls/carpet. When I woke up, I remember hearing "NO NO NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING" and there was a towel sitting on top of the spot :v:
[QUOTE=Kittenman;19947628]How do you not shit on something other than the toilet when you're half asleep?[/QUOTE] It just doesn't seem possible in any kind of way... sure you can do some pretty fucked up things but shitting in your cats food bowl just seems way out of hand [editline]04:37AM[/editline] I guess I can't picture the scenario because I have not myself done anything just as stupid half-asleep.
Not really half-asleep or done by me, but hilarious nonetheless. I was staying over at one of my friend's house one night, and he sleep talks. So after about an hour of him being asleep, I hear him mutter "I am t-the winzor". I chuckled and went to bed.
[QUOTE=Mooe94;19947650]It just doesn't seem possible in any kind of way... sure you can do some pretty fucked up things but shitting in your cats food bowl just seems way out of hand [editline]04:37AM[/editline] I guess I can't picture the scenario because I have not myself done anything just as stupid half-asleep.[/QUOTE] Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug....heh heh heh heh.
[url]http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/[/url] 'Nuff said.
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Get ready, go out to bus stop, walk 1/2 a mile to bus stop. To find out school was canceled because of snow. I had to walk 1 mile in snow for nothing.
Take a shit without pulling down my pants :(
[QUOTE=Dysgalt;19949041]Take a shit without pulling down my pants :([/QUOTE] Reminds me of a certain flash game...
[QUOTE=Takkun10;19948764]Get ready, go out to bus stop, walk 1/2 a mile to bus stop. To find out school was canceled because of snow. I had to walk 1 mile in snow for nothing.[/QUOTE] You went half a mile there then had to go an extra half mile home? How does that make any sense
[QUOTE=VaSTinY;19949156]You went half a mile there then had to go an extra half mile home? How does that make any sense[/QUOTE] A half mile to the bus stop, and half mile back home = 1 mile for nothing. On topic: Had dream one time that I was in a hospital being served a bowl of cherries, woke up grabbing at a red pattern in my bed sheet thinking it was cherries, then realized I don't even like cherries. Another time was during middle school. I had a dream one night where I got into a fight with a kid I hated and woke up just as I was about to punch him in my dream, but I wound up punching my bedside table instead and wound up with a nice little cut on my knuckle.
looked at the clock and said "AH TITS" and got out of bed it was 4 am and I woke my parents up, they asked why I was in the shower at 4am yelling about tits
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;19949074]Reminds me of a certain flash game...[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants[/url] This one?
Related, but not very. I had gone to bed early one day, because I was tired and crap from school. I was still asleep when my Dad suddenly bursts through the door asking if I wanted dinner. I was extremely confused why the hell he was asking why I wanted dinner at 2AM. It was even more confusing going outside to see my brother playing Arkham Asylum at 2AM. I then proceeded to eat spaghetti. It was only about 8:30pm
Woke up, Had a shower, Packed a lunch, Looked at the clock, 4:10, On Saturday.
I went to bed without any pants on, woke up fully clothed, asked around, family members said I was naked and pissing in everyones rooms. They saw my jungle :saddowns:
Snide comments made while half awake in school. Got a lot of people mad at me after that.
Well I sometimes dream I am falling and instinctively kick/jump out of bed, only to land face-first on the ground.
Uh, lets see... Poured coffee in my cereal Fell asleep naked at around 3am, woke up 5 minutes later, put on my socks only, walked out into the kitchen to greet my girlfriend who was still up.
Got up at around 5 A.M to get a glass of orange juice for some reason. Ending up pouring myself one then instead of drinking it I put the glass in the refrigerator and the carton in the cupboard, didn't realise until mid-afternoon when I wanted some OJ.
My mom woke me up asking what I wanted for breakfast and I replied "The shoe" I wouldn't have realized if she hadn't of yelled "fine get your own damn breakfast" and slammed the door. :frown:
I was having a VERY lucid dream and I was having sex in it, and I woke up and realized I was dry-humping my dogs back. Did I stop?
One time I wandered about the house mumbling about how our dog ate the TriQuarter. What in the flying fuck is a TriQuarter?
I woke up at 3:00 AM and went on a 5 mile run.
[QUOTE=xamllew;19951212]I woke up at 3:00 AM and went on a 5 mile run.[/QUOTE] Dumbass thats so early.
Well I was half asleep, laying on my desk in class, then I farted.
I feel asleep on the bus ride home from school. From going on that bus for a while, I know that theres a bump in the road just at my stop. I stood up, half asleep, (I don't know, I think my eyes were half open) walked off the bus then randomly ran and jumped into a bush. Then I came to and Evan helped me up. "Dude what just happened?" "I don't know, you flew out of the door into the bush." ":|" I then failed to walk the rest of the way home. I kept going around in circles. 2 hours after my bus had left, I woke up again, I found it was now nighttime, and I was lying on the ground and I had used steaming pile of dog shit as a pillow. Edit: I was really pissed off when I went to sleep, and woke up early in the morning to the sound of my cat purring while it slept next to the warm heater. (It was winter). I looked at her and she meowed followed by me screaming "HOLY SHIT!"
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