I walked toward the stairs and fell down them then got up and went onto my couch and started rolling on and off it, then next morning i woke up in the kitchen...
When I was like, 7-8 years old, I woke up on the morning 05:41 AM, went to the kitchen, took my potato chips I got and then I went to the bathroom, took my dad's shaving cream, went to the computer, put the shaving cream to a cup, took a potato chip, dipped it in the cream and then ate it and then I just went to sleep. I left the computer on. My dad woke me up at 09:32 AM saying "What the hell were you doing?". I had no idea what I did.
woke up at 3:30am and just chucked my alarm clock at the wall and screamed "SHUT UP!" then tried to back to sleep. A minute later I just realized I threw my clock at the wall.
When I was 9 I walked into the kitchen and pissed into the sink thinking that it was the toilet.
How the fuck did I reach?
[QUOTE]How the fuck did I reach? [/QUOTE]
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My mum saw it happen. She said I climbed up onto the sink then pissed into it. She then lead me to my room without saying anything.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;19948694]Posted in this thread.[/QUOTE]
When the fuck did I do this?
Woke up.
Went downstairs.
Grabbed a bowl
Grabbed milk
Poured milk
Realized I skipped step 3 and poured milk all over the counter..
Last week I woke up at 2 AM certain that my alarm clock had gone off and it was time for classes. I realized my mistake after getting dressed and checking the time.
Exam session, you so crazy.
[QUOTE=Javascript;19949503]looked at the clock and said [B]"AH TITS"[/B] and got out of bed
it was 4 am and I woke my parents up, they asked why I was in the shower at 4am yelling about tits[/QUOTE]
Have you got any idea how much your avatar fits to that post? :q:
[QUOTE=Javascript;19949503]looked at the clock and said "AH TITS" and got out of bed
it was 4 am and I woke my parents up, they asked why I was in the shower at 4am yelling about tits[/QUOTE]
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On a related topic, I fell asleep on my bunk bed (the top) and woke up on the floor.
With an aching pain on my back and shoulders.
I suare I fell off it in my sleep.
Another time I woke up in my parents bed
I knew if I moved to much they would wake up,
so I crawled backwards and fell off the bed and ran back to my bed.
I heard some mumbling before they fell back asleep.
One time, in the middle of the night, I woke up, saw the moon as the letter R and had a panick attack about how the R was going to hit the money, running down stares and freaking out. Then I went back to sleep, woke up and was like 'whaaat? theeeee fuuuuck?'
Another time I got up, went down stairs, where I saw my cat lying on the bottom step, so I went to sleep on the top one :smug:
I woke up and went into the living room, my mom was under some covers on the couch and I said :look at those papers flying over there." She looked and I got under her covers real fast.
I also woke up another time and I went up to my dad and said "Is (my brothers name) wearing a tuxedo?"
He said "Go back to bed." and I said "Ok."
I don't remember either of those.
[QUOTE=GhostSonic;19873026]One time I woke up thinking it was a school day. I looked at the clock and it was around 10 or 11 in the morning so I started freaking out thinking I was late. I woke my mom up thinking her alarm didn't go off for some reason. She told then told me that it was Saturday, so I pretty much was like "Oh.. :downs:" and went off to play video games.[/QUOTE]
I did this, i woke up and checked my clock and thought ooh, it's time for school how come i haven't been awoken. So i went downstairs and my mother was in her dressing gown and i asked what was going on. My grandma died :(
I woke up at 1 in the morning, went halfway down the stairs, curled up on a stair and fell asleep... Also I woke up with no underwear aswell.
I aways tell my brother to wake me up soon so i can enjoy the day more, but he aways says that i swear furiously at him when he tries to wake me up, i remember nothing.
Also at school, when there's a REALLY boring class i keep saying to myself ''don't sleep don't sleep don't sleep... wait a second why am i not seeing anything''
then i open my eyes and realise i was sleeping.
My friend was staying at my house for the night, I let him use the bed and I went to sleep on the floor. He was playing a game on his GBA and needed the light on, and while he was playing I apparently kinda sat up, looked at him, said "Connecticut!" and the rolled over and went back to sleep. :tinfoil:
I woke up every hour on the hour last night, missing a piece of my clothes every hour.
I'm still kinda scared....
Took a shower but instead of washing my hair/using soap/etc I just stood under the water for ten minutes.
[QUOTE=Savaril;19962087]Took a shower but instead of washing my hair/using soap/etc I just stood under the water for ten minutes.[/QUOTE]
I do that everytime I go shower, unless I'm late. I think it's a normal half-awake thing to do!
I woke up with a 360 controller in my hand, playing Mass Effect. The thing was, the last thing I remembered doing before dozing off was playing Dragon Age on PS3.
EDIT:
It was also a new game, about 2 hours in. I was sleep-gaming or something.
this is according to my parents ok, so i walked out of my room in the middle of the night and i went up to my dad and said "dad how do you turn the screen off" and he said "what screen" and i pointed to my face then i just said "never mind" and just walked away.
oh and another time i woke up put my covers on myself like a cape wen downstairs dropped the covers and walked up to the cooler, stopped and walked up to my parents room with my covers then i dumped the covers on them and went back to sleep.
I was on vacation with a friend in Busch Gardens and I couldn't sleep in the hotel room. (They're rich, rich as shit, but also cheap as shit so we had to sleep 2 to a twin-size bed. And twin sized beds aren't really meant for two 15 year olds.) (I couldn't sleep because my friend was sleep-spooning me. Fucked up, I know.) So I got up, took 5 sleeping pills when the recommended dosage was two, and fell fast asleep. I woke up at about 3 AM by my friend's dad, saying we were leaving for the park. Since I had taken a bit more than the recommended dosage, plus the fact that I hadn't fully slept off the pills, I was disoriented as hell. The song Free as a Bird by the Beatles was playing when I woke up and it just sounded SO DAMN TRIPPY to me. Then I started dancing, and ended up falling down the stairs to the classy part of the hotel. (We had basically the shittiest room there, peeling paint, red, yellow, brown stains on the walls (I shit you not))
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Kinda related: One time I woke up under my desk with a REALLY bad bruise on my arm (the kind that you can see the blood bubbling up under the skin) and a chainsaw of a headache for no apparent reason. I, to this day, don't know what it was from.
One time I had to piss but I couldn't get up so I just got closer to the edge of the bed and pissed all over the floor, including my N64.
I woke up, walked into the hall, threw up, went to the bathroom and then back to bed.
Three times.
<3 Stomach Flu.
Raped Garry
One time when I was little I woke up, and I guess I didn't feel like going all the way to the bathroom to relieve myself so I just stood up and pissed on my bed instead.
This may not be stupid, but last Tuesday I dreamed I was walking around the nursing home where my grandmother was after her knee surgery. I found her room and found her sleeping on the bed (naturally, it was during the night) and I just kind of sat there and watched her for a bit and then I decided to feel her forehead or something, I don't really remember. Then I left.
I found out later that day, after school, that my grandmother had passed away from a blood contriction, leading to a shortage of oxygen in the brain early that morning.
I can't help but feel as if in my dream, I killed my grandmother. This is not fake, I'm serious.
Joined Facepunch.
Half asleep in class i was thinking about Zelda so without even knowing I wrote, And the ocarina of time. and when i realized i wrote it, I felt like a dumbass.
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