I went on the computer, naked, at 3 AM. On a school night.
I was in a room with a lot of noise, sounded like the water in a shower(i actually thought i was in the shower), and was more than half asleep... and i had to pee... soooo...
I went to sleep. When I woke up, I had turned completely around and my feet were on my pillow.
Rolled out of bed grabbed my gameboy ready for some hardcore mario and then my dad walked into the room and told me it was time for school. :ohdear:
:crying: and :shlick:
[QUOTE=HQRSE;19951142]I was having a VERY lucid dream and I was having sex in it, and I woke up and realized I was dry-humping my dogs back.
Did I stop?[/QUOTE]
Did the dream involve horses?
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;19951187]One time I wandered about the house mumbling about how our dog ate the TriQuarter.
What in the flying fuck is a TriQuarter?[/QUOTE]
TriCorder. Star Trek.
I walked into my brother's room thinking it was the bathroom, and pissed on his stuffed animals...I woke up to my parents screaming at me and telling me to wash them by hand.
I told a friend that I liked her.
Wait, that wasn't stupid.
Get up and start getting dressed on a day I didn't have class.
been there grr
I decided to brush my teeth again instead of washing my hands :doh:
I once woke up at 6 AM in the morning and sat up while looking at my clock. I sat there for a while and blinked and all of a sudden the 6 was a 9. I fell asleep while blinking.
I woke up at 6:30AM and I was like "Shit, I'm going to be late for school today" so I dressed up really fast put my pants backwards, ate a bread that was on the table for breakfast and started going to school when I realised it was saturday
I seem to keep doing this.
My window is open and a helicopter or a plane flies nearby, I pick up the TV remote and try mute it :downs:
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