You realize your wish is so overdone you shoot yourself
I wish my PC was decent
You have to pay $10000
I wish for a brand new $5000 Computer and i7-980X and 2 Asus ares graphics cards
You are so excited you knock the computer over and break it. It then explodes.
I wish for nothing.
You get nothing. :geno:
I wish for happiness in life for myself and my family and friends.
You all get the ultimate release, death.
I wish for everything and nothing.
You win the lottery, your addiction to hentai consumes all your earned money.
I wish for a ninja as my body gaurd.
The ninja is actually a spy and kills you.
I wish for a cookie.
It overloads your brain with goodness blowing it up in a rambow explosion.
I wish I could spell
Granted, but then you were conscripted by the Grammar Nazis who then force you to kill your parents.
I wish we could get Serious Sam 3
Granted, But you are mailed the wrong disk.
I wish i had a better graphics card.
Granted but it dies in 2 days.
I wish my wallet could generate hundred-dollar bills whenever I say the word "taco."
Granted but the bills are illegally acquired so you go to Jail.
I wish for Dynamic water in source.
Granted but it can only be run by a computer with 18gb of RAM.
I wish this wasn't a wish.
Granted but it's cancer
I wish I wish I was a fish
Granted but you are not in water.
I wish i owned every steam game.
Granted, but your account gets hacked the next day and your computer catches on fire.
I wish I owned the moon.
Granted but SSJ4 Goku blows it up while fighting against Baby.
I wish to get a haunted sword that buffs my health and speed with every head i collect. No limits.
Granted but your health and speed are cut when you first start using it. And it goes "heeeeeaaaaaaaadssssssss"
I wish for some Old Spice body wash.
[QUOTE=BlueFlash;23975054]Granted but your health and speed are cut when you first start using it. And it goes "heeeeeaaaaaaaadssssssss"
I wish for some Old Spice body wash.[/QUOTE]
Well, that isn't too bad. Seeing that it has no limits, i can still go over my original speed and health. Just need to be sly with the first 10 heads.
Also, granted, but the bottle broke in mail, and when you open the box all the content flows on your pants.
I wish to have superior regeneration to anything that has ever existed.
you regenerate too much tissue, you are now a blob of flesh incapaple of doing anything
I wish I was a god
[QUOTE=That_Crazy_Gman;23982761]you regenerate too much tissue, you are now a blob of flesh incapaple of doing anything
I wish I was a god[/QUOTE]
I fuckign knew you'd say something around my regen overloading.
Granted, but you become the god of rye bread. You can't have any cool abilities, you just get the title.
I wish to have a Pokemon.
Granted but it's Mewtwo and it kills you and takes over the world.
I wish I could afford to have a guitar lesson every day of the week.
[QUOTE=DSG;23983034]Granted but it's Mewtwo and it kills you and takes over the world.
I wish I could afford to have a guitar lesson every day of the week.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but your guitar breaks and you don't have enough cash to buy a new one, and the teacher won't lend you one.
Fucking mewtwos, how do they work?
I wish to be able to blow up planets (AKA go super saiyan.)
Granted, but the first one you blow up you have to be standing on.
I wish for the ability to create computer parts with my mind.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;23984748]Granted, but the first one you blow up you have to be standing on.
I wish for the ability to create computer parts with my mind.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but they're so outdated they can only run Pac-Man.
Granted, you get nothing.
I wish Cave Story was remade onto the Source Engine with a custom cel-shader.
You die horribly.
I wish I was raped in the most hardcore way ever.
you walk down an alley way deep in the ghettos of Brooklyn and get rapped by a homosexual hobo
I wish i had all the parts to build my dream computer
Granted, But they were broken
I was i can lick my elbow.
You lick your elbow but then someone runs into you while your elbow is near your teeth, knocking them all out.
I wish i had a hit webshow sorta like iCarly
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