Your funny/worst "your mom" jokes

[Miasmic]

Your mom's panties are so nasty, they look like hot wing paper.

[Wriok]

[QUOTE=matt000024;49728176]your mom[/QUOTE]

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[Atsuimono]

ur mom is gay

[meanwhile]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyXiTQVX9g0[/media]

your mum vs heavy duty weights

[Creatrick]

Your mom is so fat, that when she is dictating her phone number, everyone thinks she is telling how much she weights.

[wasteyboi]

your mum's so fat, when she was in the road and I tried to drive the car around her, I ran out of gas

[ridinmybike]

[video=youtube;_SpSvPy_k8Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SpSvPy_k8Q[/video]

[Mr Shadyface]

Your mamma so fat her body type is "Celestial"

[Trekintosh]

Yo mamma so fat I had to take a bus and two trains to get on her good side!

[Skelosk]

Yo mumma is so ugly, when she went to that haunted mansion, she came back out with a job application!

[Protocol7]

Yo momma so fat I swerved to get around her and ran out of gas.

e: Ah shit, beat to that one.

[Mr Shadyface]

Your mamma so fat she uses her bellybutton as a punch bowel

[Draza~]

~SNIP~ LATE

[gdfsgdfg]

Your mother just made me a salad of your failure.