Facts you wish you didn't know. - General

That the common Barnacle has the largest penis in relation to it's body size. It's like a loooong tube.

Why is the majority of this thread about penises? I would join in but.... * looks at small cock*.....yea

Sex makes babies.

That Futurama will never make anymore good episodes ;(

[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;16225182]Showerfap. My mom still doesn't know why I take 30-40 minutes in the shower.[/QUOTE] lol, same here

That Japanese girls go full-bush.

60% of the stuff I learned off the internet I wish I didn't know. For example, I know what a marblecake is and possibly every kind of porn there is on this earth; I did not need to know.

[QUOTE=booster;16226356]That Futurama will never make anymore good episodes ;([/QUOTE] Bloody Fox Network :argh:

I think the point of this thread is to know disgusting facts, which you simply didn't want to be aware of in the first place, not just your own twisted and sick abilities or habits and routines. Here's an example: You know if you kept smelling cows shit for 1-3 minutes straight, you would pass out. That kinda facts you might not wanna know..

Swine Flu. Enough said.

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16225224]Every person eats on average 3 spiders a year while asleep. [editline]09:37PM[/editline] :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Shit now that's going to be preying on my mind for ages.

[QUOTE=booster;16226356]That Futurama will never make anymore good episodes ;([/QUOTE] new seasons were announced, YAY!. "we will be having different voice actors." fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Futurama is getting new voice actors *looks up and screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now we will have no bender...or he'll sound retarded.

This one is rather annoying but i don't know if it's true though, but my friend says that [sp]You averagely eat 8 spiders a year in your sleep[/sp]

Theres an average of 8 bug legs in a chocolate bar A cup of OJ can have 6 fruit fly eggs but only 2 maggots.

[QUOTE=dewd11;16229492]Theres an average of 8 bug legs in a chocolate bar A cup of OJ can have 6 fruit fly eggs but only 2 maggots.[/QUOTE] Mmmm! Protein!

[QUOTE=TheDKer;16229480]This one is rather annoying but i don't know if it's true though, but my friend says that [sp]You averagely eat 8 spiders a year in your sleep[/sp][/QUOTE] Really? I thought it was around 300.

Ok... A dolphins ejaculate can decapitate you. Also, domestic cats have barbed penises when erect, which is the squealing noises you hear when you think your cats are fighting.

Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil = Transfat :(

[QUOTE=Vainglory;16233514]Ok... A dolphins ejaculate can decapitate you. [/QUOTE] It's about as strong as a shotgun blast, of course it can decapitate you. And that's why you don't fuck a male dolphin. Well, at least pull out when he's about to blow. Because I would think that it would hurt really badly if you left it in. I mean seriously, have you ever seen one of those things shoot? Almost knocked my head off.

Gooeyducks can ejaculate for up to 20 minutes

[QUOTE=xZippy;16233168]Really? I thought it was around 300.[/QUOTE] :froggonk:

Women fuck their dogs. And enjoy it. Rule 34. Nuff said. Porn of Bionicle exits :argh::fh:

[QUOTE=dewd11;16229492]Theres an average of 8 bug legs in a chocolate bar A cup of OJ can have 6 fruit fly eggs but only 2 maggots.[/QUOTE] NOOOOOOOOOOO! yesterday i ate a bar of chocolate :crying: [sp]Ever have a craving for a peanut butter sandwich? That thick, yummy, and creamy goodness. In one pound of peanut butter, it typically can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs[/sp]

[QUOTE=Vainglory;16233514]Ok... A dolphins ejaculate can decapitate you. [/QUOTE] i was going to say that... dolphins can ejaculate with the force of a shotgun

What castration sound like :frown:

We're all going to die eventually.

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People will die someday.

some babies are born without a brain :downs: [sp]NOT ME THOUGH![/sp]