• ITT: Real life is a video game.
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I need to upgrade my computer, life keeps lagging.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;34692492]I pirated life[/QUOTE] report u nub lol
Seriously can someone stop those damn syrian griefers? I think they're hacking, they haven't even been banned yet. [editline]14th February 2012[/editline] wow they're RDMing like crazy wtf admins
The graphics are nice nonetheless. Look at them polygons.
I just did the quest where I sneaked to the fridge and grabbed the Coca-Cola Zero-artefact.
I completed the quest [T]where you take over the rich person's mansion in a revolution. [/T] [T]I get my own mansion now![/T] [editline]14th February 2012[/editline] That I take over the mansion. Frak it didn't post right first time.
Feign sick day. -2 Karma.
Fucking hell, the tutorial level is sooo boring. In the swedish game mode it takes 12 years! And dont get me started on the cost of the DLC's.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;34692992]Fucking hell, the tutorial level is sooo boring. In the swedish game mode it takes 12 years! And dont get me started on the cost of the DLC's.[/QUOTE] yeah life sucks im uninstalling
plz gif 1000 dollars plz gif 1000 dollars ok 500 plz plz plz
[QUOTE=Clunj;34691862]I would spawn camp. No mercy.[/QUOTE] You're going to camp in ladys' hospital rooms and shoot the baby once its head sticks out?
Kill me So i could respawn
>break knee >call for a medic >no medic shows up
The Euphoria Engine is very realistic and well made.
lfg for dmv license reserved
[QUOTE=OwnedByTheDog;34693408]The Euphoria Engine is very realistic and well made.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but I keep loosing HP just by hitting something. Also this game bugged as fuck, when I was about to finish my quest that goddamn bus stood on bus stop for about 5 min with open door. Fuck this game I'm out.
Fuck, finally leveled up, and I was hoping to finally use the car expansion pack. Why is it so expensive?
I love the AI in this game, and the graphics, HOLY SHIT. GOTY 2012
Goddammit, the School Level is SO FUCKING LONG AND BORING argh I mean, it's 9 years long! And then you get to make a decision on what level you're going on next... Any help? I tried to use Fake Sick, but I haven't grown my Charm to a high enough level. Is there any way of skipping this level?
Yesterday got +5 speechcraft for flirting with a girl successfully Too bad it's now shifted to +10 depression seeing as I'm not at school to ask her to be my Valentine.
Hey guys! At the end of the game [sp]You DIE![/sp]
[QUOTE=riki2cool;34694289]Hey guys! At the end of the game [sp]You DIE![/sp][/QUOTE] Your lying man. I figured out a potion to immortality.
Hey guys, i have been promoted to level master race!
i was running down corridors guzzeling pills with ghosts chasing me
[QUOTE=vladnag;34694984]i was running down corridors guzzeling pills with ghosts chasing me[/QUOTE] Holy shit, when did they implement that
One Handed increased to 95
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;34693278]>break knee >call for a medic >no medic shows up[/QUOTE] In this game, you have to pull out your phone and enter a 3 digit code they don't even tell you. It's [sp]911[/sp]. And [I]then[/I] you have to wait for them to arrive. Last time, I died of bloodloss. This game's medic system sucks.
I still regret eating those rare candies... Now I'm 87 years old
[QUOTE=Killer112;34694015]Goddammit, the School Level is SO FUCKING LONG AND BORING argh I mean, it's 9 years long! And then you get to make a decision on what level you're going on next... Any help? I tried to use Fake Sick, but I haven't grown my Charm to a high enough level. Is there any way of skipping this level?[/QUOTE] Shoot the place up.
Hey guys, when I walk into walls my legs don't stop moving.
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