The more buds you have the better the unusual you can get.
When you are masturbating, use puffs with vicks brand tissue paper. 1) its very soft. 2) it combines soothing lotion with the comforting scent of Vicks. Also avoid using toilet paper or else youll have a small laceration on the tip of your penis. And you'll probably end up starting a thread in fast threads saying "OMG I CUT MY PENIS FROM MASTURBATING WHAT DO I DO!?!?!"
stop caring and eat the cheeseburger.
I'll let this song explain it for me.
[video=youtube;SJUhlRoBL8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M&feature=related[/video]
Pretend you're on The Weakest Link by shouting "BANK!" before people ask you questions
In MSPaint, the eraser tool can be used to color ONLY the specified background color by right clicking, allowing for easy recoloring and drawing behind the lines. Especially useful for [url="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_masa26yZU31rcaoyro1_1280.png"]scribble-style artwork[/url].
[QUOTE=wuddlyspud;37756460]As tempting as it is, do not stick your penis in any of these things.
-Vacuum cleaner
-Heavy machinery
-Disk trays
-Pencil sharpeners
-Bengay
-Anything with a very low or very high PH level
-Printers
-Cardboard
-Dolphins
-Spaghetti serving size suggestion tools
-Household animals
-anything electrical
-underground animal burrows
-toilet rolls
-bottles
-door stoppers
-sand
-misc. sea shells
-animal cages
If you follow this advice you and your penis will have a good day.[/QUOTE]
okay descartes
[QUOTE=wuddlyspud;37756460]As tempting as it is, do not stick your penis in any of these things.
-anything electrical
[/quote]
But my robotic animu blue wafu is electrical
Microwave your head for a good tan
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;37761852]Only pay for a game when you're 100% sure you can't borrow it from a friend.[/QUOTE]
Can I be friends with an IP?
Such as 194.71.107.80
[QUOTE=krazipanda;37780419]Can I be friends with an IP?
Such as 194.71.107.80[/QUOTE]Yarr
[QUOTE=Dracon;37753477]If you ever go back in time to before you were born, don't let your mother fall in love with you.[/QUOTE]
Or your dad.
That was a weird week...
Never under any circumstances should you call your grandmother a whore
Always remember to put your car in park.
People will pay you in cigarettes to put your balls in a mouse trap
When using Hammer, Ctrl+S after [B]everything.[/B]
Don't listen to the Amazing Atheist, he is a dirty heathen who is brainwashing you with provable and rational non-republican science. :words:
Nuts n Bolts is most usually the cheapest unusual.
Jews live on the moon
No matter what happens
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MRIIAnzWJHI/TmnWUW5SkII/AAAAAAAAAMk/-oinyDk5YLQ/s1600/youre.jpg[/img]
[video=youtube;ApG7CYuq8Pc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc[/video]
if a girlfriend cheats on you, have sex with her mom :quagmire:
[QUOTE=BFG9000;37777434]
Really? Shaggy and Scooby always seemed to turn out alright[/QUOTE]
Hence I said Horror movie 101.
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Horror Movie 101
If you never been in a fight, used a gun or know an training to defend yourself, your in luck you will learn these skills when faced with death. Or least put up a long enough resistance for someone(hero) to save you.
Don't fuck that sexy Brazilian teacher, she's married
Stab them with the pointy end.
The bullet comes out of the slim end,mate.
Put your dick into the nearest electro output before sex for maximum pleasure
If you got decent toliet paper, all you need is two sheets. Fold two times and use one finger to wipe.
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