oh dear god. The cheeto. At least it won't have body fluids from more than one person on it. Gross.
Would you rather shit yourself while having sex, or on a busy aeroplane?
On a plane so I can pretend I'm in a B52 opening up on Vietnam.
Would you rather work for Treyarch or any EA-owned company of your choice?
Treyarch
Would you rather go on a hike through a nature reserve of your choice or on a walk through a city of your choice.
city since you get food on the go and stay in a hotel
Would you rather Starcraft 2 or Starcraft 1
Never played either, I'd start from the beginning so I guess 1.
Would you rather have you, your friends and anyone you meet during that time live the happiest days of their lives for the next three months BUT knowing that they will die right after that
or have them live normal lives, but making it so that you have to cut contact with anyone you meet every month, and you also must move (a considerable distance from where you were previously) whenever one ends?
the second one
Would you rather have a house with a laundry chute that was big enough that you could slide down it, or a pool in your bedroom that you could slide down from your bed, but the pool is only 3 feet deep?
Chute.
Would you rather mow lawns with scissors for the rest of your life or perform surgeries that require years of training with no experience (and killing enough people gets you arrested for life)?
Surgeries, simply because I [i]could[/i] get better at it. Eventually. Plus, ribs grow back.
Would you rather work for a secretive extrajudicial organization responsible for controlling the direction of governments, or join an occult-worshiping clan of insane people who grant you supernatural powers?
Would you rather receive a 100 000 dollars, or see the big bang happen with your own eyes and not die.
Take the 100000 grand, give the other half to someone who needs it
Would you go see any concert you want alone? or hang out at the bar with all your friends?
uh if you have basic social skills the second one is nothing too special. but the first one, since you put "any concert you want" means i could go to ANY concert from ANY band, doesnt matter if they've disbanded or even if they're dead :v: , so yeah the choice is obvious
would you rather have the length of your beard increase your "brain power" or the length of your hair increase your physical abilities?
Brain power
Would you rather stick a [B]toothpick between[/B] your [B]toenail and kick a door[/B] or [B]staple your tongue[/B]
Oh god oh god oh god, I guess I'm gonna have to go with the toothpick because (relatively speaking) that's temporary discomfort and my screamed curses will be coherent.
Would you rather walk barefoot over a mile of rough gravel or 500 feet of loose Lego?
if you hadnt said "rough" gravel then I'd chose that, but I'll go with lego
would you rather have unimaginable amounts of power that still abide by the laws of the universe (you can create a planet, but you have to get all the matter for it in other places, you can't make a perpetual motion machine, etc)
OR have rather limited magical powers (max thing you'd be able to do would be, say, lift a small island with it, or blast that island with enough force to obliterate it) that don't abide by any laws? (if you want to recreate that island, you can just snap your fingers)
Limitless amount.
Would you rather have sex with same girl a whole year or fuck different girls AND a guy?
Snip- Ninja'd
Um one person ,because they'd probably be my bf
Would you rather swim in a pool filled with cum or drink a gallon of piss?
Cum, so I can say HELP I'M DROWNING!... In cum.
Would you rather be a freak of nature, or a mental patient?
Freak of nature so I can be an X-man.
Would you rather have your whole life as a ragecomic or to have your life narrated by a 9-year-old?
[QUOTE=YCheez;41309448]Freak of nature so I can be an X-man.
Would you rather have your whole life as a ragecomic or to have your life narrated by a 9-year-old?[/QUOTE]
Literally the same thing.
Would you rather have stumps instead of hands, or knife blades instead of hands?
Snip
Knife blades
Would you rather watch Sesame street or the muppets?
Seame Street
Would you rather drink a shot of your own piss or our own blood?
I don't know about the negative effects but taste wise I'd rather have my own blood
would you rather have sex with a hot girl that goes around telling people you were horrible at it or have sex with an ugly girl that goes around saying you were amazing?
The hot girl.
Would you rather be really anti-social or really social to the point of annoyance?
Anti-social hell at least I'm already there.
Would you rather get your head chopped off or your penis?
Head. Rather dead than dickless.
Would you rather eat a snail or a frog?
Snail, some people do for a delicacy.
Would you rather have a new car or die?
New car
Would you rather suck some cow utter or get a blow job from a goat
Milk straight from a cow is grotey so I'll go with the goatjob.
Would you rather kill your favorite pet or a homeless man?
Homeless man.
Would you rather have a blowjob with Olivia Wilde with Mickey Rourke's face or Angelina Jolie with Danny Trejo's face?
Probably Olivia Wilde, so long as it isn't cheating if I close my eyes.
Would you rather have a massive army of moderately competent robots, or a small strike force of excellent organic commandos?
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