• Would you rather?
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Massive army of robots, easier to upgrade once you've acquired enough resources from third world countries. Would you rather save your mother from a house on fire or prevent your bollocks being crushed so you can't reproduce
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;41326150]Massive army of robots, easier to upgrade once you've acquired enough resources from third world countries. Would you rather save your mother from a house on fire or prevent your bollocks being crushed so you can't reproduce[/QUOTE] Prevent my balls from being crushed. Mother's already done her natural duties, better do mine. Would you rather have a girlfriend who doesn't want children (in the future, no adoptions/alternative methods of having a child) for the rest of your life or no girlfriend at all for the rest of your life?
childless girlfriend. would you rather become successful in your home country or have to start over with a completely new identity in a foreign country?
[QUOTE=id05245;41340654]childless girlfriend. would you rather become successful in your home country or have to start over with a completely new identity in a foreign country?[/QUOTE] Successful in home country. Would you rather be shot with a double barrel shotgun or through the head with a sniper rifle?
Double barrel shotgun. You didn't say where, so I would get shot in the foot and live. Would you rather die by being thrown into the sun or be thrown into a black hole?
Black hole because the sun wouldn't be fun. Would you rather be banned from Facepunch or have to deal with people joining to request Rust keys?
I'll deal with people joining for keys, the mods are awesome at keeping those people out of our sight. Would you rather have an easy, comfortable life working for a totalitarian government knowing full-well that, some indeterminate time in the future, you [i]will[/i] have to fend for yourself against a large force of bloodthirsty rebels, OR Be a citizen under said government with an awful life, knowing that one day you [i]will[/i] be part of a rebellion and be able to personally kill everyone who wronged you (possibly including the person you would be if you chose the other option)?
That's a really tough decision. I'm going to choose the second one. Would you rather be dropped in a random location in North Korea and attempt to get home, or wake up in a boat full of Somalian pirates and attempt the same?
eeehhh the fact that i hate boats and that they're pirates would make me choose NK, at least I could put a hood on and try to hide as i escape or something idk would you rather have a horrible appearance, but an amazing intellect, or be the sexiest man in your entire country, though definitely not the smartest?
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;41343733]eeehhh the fact that i hate boats and that they're pirates would make me choose NK, at least I could put a hood on and try to hide as i escape or something idk would you rather have a horrible appearance, but an amazing intellect, or be the sexiest man in your entire country, though definitely not the smartest?[/QUOTE] The former, because then I could use my vast smarts to make myself gorgeous as well. :v: Would you rather be a Xenomorph, or a Predator?
Predator. Would you rather have bacon and eggs for breakfast, or pancakes?
Bacon and eggs. Would you rather eat a month old one kilogram block of cheese that has been left in the sun, or drink a glass of rotten festering milk?
The milk... would you rather live on the street or in a garbage can?
[QUOTE=Davictoria;41344577]The milk... would you rather live on the street or in a garbage can?[/QUOTE] On the street. Would you rather have a million pounds worth of Bitcoins (22109.28 BTC) or a million pounds worth of PayPal balance (You can't transfer the PayPal balance to your bank account).
Bitcoins. Would you rather have one valuable Unusual hat, or three Strange weapons?
One unusual. Would you rather nuclear or fossil fuels?
Nuclear. Would you take the bullet for your mother?
That's not a 'would you rather'. But I'll go with it and say no. Would you rather spend life in prison or life on gm_flatgrass?
gm_flatgrass and eagerly await the day someone joins the server would you rather have a squirrel the size of a horse or a t-rex the size of a chihuahua?
T-rex, because if it's a pet that's badass and if it's trying to kill me I can step on it. Would you rather be turned into a biomech or a cyborg? Basically, would you rather be a person with robot parts or a robot with person parts. There's totally a difference.
cyborg Which movie universe would you rather live in: The Matrix or X-Men?
The X-Men because life being a computer program would be sad an the real world is trashed. Would you rather never be able to use a computer or never get laid?
never use a computer, it's the reason i dont do anything productive. would you rather have your hair color change with your emotions or the size of your eyes change with how interested you are in something
Hair color, so long as I never tell people what color "uninterested" is. Also I could shave my head if it got too weird. Would you rather build a Bionicle set without instructions or a Megabloks set [i]with[/i] instructions? You choose the set in either case.
Bionicle set, I built so many of them I don't need instructions anymore. Would you rather dip your hand in liquid helium or molten steel?
Molten steel, I'll wet my hands before I dip it in >.< Would you rather have a horrible day job or a creepy as fuck nightjob?
I'll take the nightjob, but could you define what is "creepy as fuck"? Is it patrolling-around-a-dark-museum type creepy, or stalk-and-mug-people-for-money type creepy? Would you rather have augmentations that affect your mental capabilities (memory for instance) and senses such as sight and hearing, ones that affect your physical strength/endurance, or would you prefer not to get augmented?
If there are no catches like Neuropozyne, I'd say augments to boost my physical. If you could acquire elemental magicks, would you rather have spells of fire, spells of ice, or spells of lightning?
Fire. Would you rather fight a komodo dragon with you using a sharpened candy cane or a pillowcase full of mints?
If it's me with the candy weapon, I choose the candy cane. Would you rather fuck a guy in the ass, or be fucked in the ass by a guy? (or both~?)
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