• Would you rather?
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Depends on how feminine the guy is. Would you rather have an angry elephant after you or an hungry lion?
Angry elephant Would you rather have an angry mom or dad?
Angry dad. Would you rather have riches or wisdom?
wisdom, then use it for riches would you rather see everything red or not be able to taste anything sweet?
Not being able to taste anything sweet. Would you rather eat mud or drink sewage?
Eat mud. Would you rather be able to switch to the opposite gender at will or fly?
Opposite Gender at will... Be turned into a banana or drive a bus into a canyon?
Drive a bus into a canyon. That isnt at least that boring. Would you rather have a boring job with bad colleagues or be in a good jail with good friends?
Good jail with good friends, no questions about it. Would you rather be extremely handsome and have a dull personality, or be fairly average looking with a fantastic personality?
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;41378418]Good jail with good friends, no questions about it. Would you rather be extremely handsome and have a dull personality, or be fairly average looking with a fantastic personality?[/QUOTE] Fairly average looking with a fantastic personality. Chicks don't just dig looks, or so I've heard (I've never had a GF :suicide:) Would you rather die a fun but painful death or a boring but painless death?
Fun but painful Would you rather have the best pc with real shitty internet or a 2000 pc with great internet?
Good PC with bad internet. Lan party all the way... Would you eat a glass or a pound of sand?
The sand; it'd go down easier if I take water with it. Would you rather be [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding"]sounded[/URL] with a knitting needle or probed anally with a cucumber?
I didn't even click on the link, I read the URL and that was enough to make me choose the cucumber. Would you rather face off against a SWAT team at close quarters or Hickok45, armed with a Glock of his choice, at 500 yards? You are armed with a firearm ideal for the situation.
After googling Hickok45, I'm going to go with the SWAT team. If I'm going to die immediately from a gunshot then being taken down by a squad of badasses seems a little more rock and roll than getting plugged by some elderly nutjob. Speaking of, would you rather be stuck in your body at 7 years old, or at 70?
7. Would you rather attempt to dismantle a bumper with your teeth or be scalped?
-- Snip -- Reason: I'm a retard
Since loppan snipp'd his post I'll go ahead and answer VietRooster's questoin. I would rather attempt to dismantle a bumper with my teeth. I don't even know what that involves but sounds nicer than being scalped. Would you rather only use Windows XP for the rest of your life or gentoo :v: for the rest of your life?
Windows XP Would you rather have a hot dumb wife or a ugly clever one?
The ugly cleaver. Would you rather tell the truth and be hated or tell people want they want to hear (lies) and be liked?
Truth and be hated. Would you rather be a men or a women?
a man, periods+birth would suck would you rather eat a porcupine or sit on a cactus
sit on a cactus would you rather boil your right arm or right leg
Right leg Give up your favorite food or your favorite drink?
Favorite Food, I don't get to eat it much anyway :\ Would you rather stop browsing the internet, or stop going outside
stp intrenet becuz dis shit sux would u rather hit ur head as hard as possible with a hammer or falcon punch a steel wall?
would you rather have your arms replaced by robotic ones (more strength) at the cost of not being able to feel anything with them or have part of your brain replaced by a robotic one (more intelligence) at the cost of not tasting anything?
Robotic arms because I like eating tasty food. Would you rather bite your own tongue off or saw your own thumbs off?
bite off tongue zukriuchen u didnt answer mine u fukn nerd would u rather hit ur head as hard as possible with a hammer or falcon punch a steel wall?
Steel wall Would you rather eat shit or drink piss?
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