My dad, but that such a fucked up question.
Fucked with a 1 ft long dildo or have your fingernails ripped off.
Fingernails ripped off.
Why are all your posts about sex?
Would you burn to death or drown to death?
Drowning, less painful.
Would you rather only ever listen through your right ear or left?
Right.
Drug overdose or Falling off a Building?
Falling off a building.
Would you rather save your friends and leave the island, or have heated sex on a stone bed and die?
Save my friends and leave the island.
Would you rather lose one arm or two legs?
One arm.
Tightrope across the Grand Canyon or go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
Niagara Falls in a barrel ;D
Jump from second floor and break your kneecaps or jump from 10th floor and be dead instant?
Break kneecaps. I'm not eager to die.
Would you rather date an attractive woman/man that you really click with who has opposite political views than you, or an attractive person you don't connect with that has the same views.
First option, a connection is everything.
Would you rather get your ass kicked or your arse kicked?
Ass kicked I guess.
Would you rather die by fire, or drowning?
Drowning.
Would you rather suck a dick or get butt fucked?
[QUOTE=Pnukup;41236626]Drowning.
Would you rather suck a dick or get butt fucked?[/QUOTE]
Get my butt fucked because I have a terrible gag reflex and anal might actually feel good.
Would you rather be a famous actor making millions or be an athlete doing the same?
Actor. Athletes get injured a lot more often.
Would you rather have necrotising fasciitis (flesh eating bacteria that consume muscle, fat, and bone and cannot be stopped unless amputated),
OR fournier gangrene? (complete rotting and decay of the whole genital area and anus)
Necrotising Fasciitis
Would you rather be sent to a Nazi concentration camp to save everyone else, or everyone else be sent to a Nazi concentration camp to save you?
Second option since i have no idea who "everyone else" is.
Would you rather have a lifetime supply of bacon or a lifetime supply of ice cream?
Can't get brainfreeze from too much bacon.
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible at will?
Fly, despite invisibility having it's own sexy connotations.
Would you rather drink 1 liter of ketchup or one liter of mustard.
Ketchup, never really liked mustard.
Would you rather Snort Smarties, or mainline starbursts?
Smarties.
Drink a gallon of vinegar or a gallon of salt water?
vinegar, I could go crazy from salt water.
Would you rather work at Aperture Science Enrichment Center, or Black Mesa Research Facility?
Aperture Science because I can mess with portals. :)
Getting both your legs chopped off or both of your arms.
legs. I need to masturbate, plus i can just get prosthetic legs.
Would you rather have control over anybody you chose, or have $100 pop into your pocket magically every 24 hours?
Control anyone because I can make them get more than $100 or more every hour.
Would you rather have your dick chopped off or have aids.
Dick cut off, as long as I can keep it afterwards.
Would you rather explode or implode.
Explode
Would you rather be eaten by a shark or be eaten by dozens of piranha.
Shark, piranha just sounds like torture.
Split your tongue down the middle, or get a genital piercing.
Split tongue, probably.
Burn to death or hanged?
Hung since from what I've heard, its quicker.
Meet the beatles or meet freddie mercury?
Neither, Jello Biafra
Ugly and rich, or poor and attractive?
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