Ugly and rich. Nothing plastic surgery can't fix.
Getting raped by Dark Eldar, or getting raped by the Emperor's Children?
Dark Eldar
Have sex with a girl who has big tits but small ass or big ass and small tits.
Neither, i'm gay :(
Eat cling wrap or tin foil?
Tin foil, the government will never read my stomach.
Would you rather believe in a god and be wrong or believe there is no god and be wrong.
believe
Would you rather fuck a hot girl with aids or a ugly girl without aids
Hot girl with aids. Never said I couldn't use a condom.
Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
[QUOTE=slayer64;41244973]Hot girl with aids. Never said I couldn't use a condom.
Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?[/QUOTE]
Hold on, let me get last year's powerball numbers. All of them.
Would you rather have Mitt Romney or Dick Cheney as president?
Mitt
Would you rather have each of your toes cut off or each of your fingers.
Toes cut off. I wouldn't be able to do shit without any fingers.
Would you rather take 3 arrows to the chest or one 9mm?
one 9mm
Would you rather be blind or deth
[QUOTE=twarner3;41246283]one 9mm
Would you rather be blind or deth[/QUOTE]
Deaf.
Would you rather be stuck in the 80s or 20 years in the future.
Stuck in the 80s. Period.
Would you rather eat food found on carpet or linoleum?
Carpet, can't waste good food.
Would you rather hear the most annoying sound in the world every 50 minutes in a day or feel pain for the rest of your life?
Most annoying sound
Would you rather join the Army or the Marines
Marines, more up my alley.
eat a small bar of solidified grease or drink 2 shots of gasoline?
2 shots
Would you rather join the Navy or Air force?
The Navy sounds more appealing safe. I'm not that interesting in flying so I would choose the Navy.
Would you rather live in Ethiopia or Bulgaria?
Bulgaria
Would you rather get punched in the groin or in the face.
Face
Would you rather run around naked all day as a grown up or as a kid?
As a kid. I can't be charged for public indecency. :v:
Would you rather be a deaf musician, or a blind writer?
Blind writer.
Would you rather die or be slapped on random parts of your body continuously with a kitchen utensil for your entire life?
Depends if the meat is freshly killed or not. If it was, then I would eat it raw and always pick my meat carefully. If not, hell no.
Would you rather have the first letter of your name replaced with B or M?
M.
Would you rather freeze to death in the Artic over a long period of time, or freeze to death locked in a freezer over a short period of time?
Fuck, I hate the cold. Freezer, should have a knife or something in it.
Would you rather have both legs severed just below the knee or have one leg severed at the hip?
[QUOTE=kobalt;41250036]Fuck, I hate the cold. Freezer, should have a knife or something in it.
Would you rather have both legs severed just below the knee or have one leg severed at the hip?[/QUOTE]
I'd rather lose the one leg; better to have one full leg, so that I can properly kick things for the next 10-20 years or so until they make a good bionic leg.
Would you rather bite the head off a snake (alive), or eat a 10 pound gummy snake in one sitting? (The largest break you are allowed to have is 2 minutes).
Oh give me that damn gummy snake.
Would you rather be a hobbit or a dwarve?
98 year old, i'd be a hell of a lot smarter, but i could have Alzheimers or some fucked up shit. Better than being a retarded child.
Nude in the snow, or winter clothes in dead summer heat.
Can I go again? If not ignore this.
And winter clothes in summer heat, I can sweat off all this excess flab.
So, would you rather listen to Justin Bieber for the rest of your life or be eaten by a hungry hippo?
Listen to Justin Bieber.
Would you rather be forced to wear a fedora for the rest of your life than seeing your family get killed?
Oh god, I'll go with deaths, at least i don't have to wear a fedora you heartless bastard.
Become a Prostitute or burn face with a frying pan.
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