How Do I Hide My Boner? - General

Duct tape is your friend.

Tuck in down your sock. Actually, go ahead up there with a boner. No one will see it.

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Ask to be excused to the bathroom and take care of your boner the fun way.

Flip it up. [editline]06:29PM[/editline] like a light switch

Taser yourself in the balls, I hear that works.

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Wear leggings.

Put bengay on your balls as well.

Look at fat chicks.

Take off your pants, and run around the classroom while you masturbate, and then jizz on the teacher.

No you jizz on the hot popular girl.

Masturbate to ejaculation the moment you are called up. Hopefully it will be gone by the time you reach the board.

Shove a banana up your ass.

Also you could try crushing bugs with your penis to get rid of it.

Go to the bathroom stall and start from there.

You can't

I would recomend watching the episode of South Park where Jimmy gets erections. There are plenty of solutions in that entire episode.

Bend it forwards as much as you can this is actually a proven method. Once you hear a click you went far enough. Just like a boner of switch.

If you hear a snap you've just broken the worlds smallest pencil.

It's easy, if you get called up, quickly imagine getting your penis cut off and it'll think twice about wanting a wank in class.

Tuck it in kid

wear jeans and boxer-briefs and athletic cup made of steel

Wear compression underwear, that shit bike riders wear. This way it will be "less" noticeable. Or just stop thinking about girls when you should be doing your work.

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Chopping it off worked for me.

Drop it.

I've been lucky enough to never get into the situation in class, but I know that if I did I would just stick my hand down my pants and put it in my wasteband, if anyone gives you and shit you were "just adjusting myself" Usually i'm actually paying attention or thinking about something else, and normally I don't get boners when i'm thinking of some other topic.

Boners lol!!