How Do I Hide My Boner?

[Mister B]

Think of Mother Teresa naked.

All that flabby, wrinkly skin = Bonerkiller.

...

At least I hope.

[Takkun10]

[QUOTE=Mister B;19092086]Think of Megan Fox naked.

All that Ass, Tits = Boner.

...

At least I hope.[/QUOTE]

Thats not helping

[Rediscover]

the waistband thing works

[x-bot_30k]

think about a cute puppy

then think about a heel penetrating the poor puppies head and the brains oozing out of the insertion wound

[Red3000]

Don't think about insertion...

[Aurora93]

[QUOTE=Red3000;19092559]Don't think about insertion...[/QUOTE]

why not

[psyberian]

Think about Sam Tiligan.

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Or your best friend's mother

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or this

[img]http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/that_makes_me_moist.jpg[/img]

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Tokii;19092989]Think about Sam Tiligan.

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Or your best friend's mother

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or this

[img]http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/that_makes_me_moist.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Where's the eye bleach???

[Spartan8907]

Don't have one. Learn to control it.

[kychu24]

Walk slightly bent, if someone gets a little suspicious intentionally stumble up to the board.

[smalls4000]

Get Really really really big boobs.

[JolKally]

[QUOTE=Tokii;19092989]Think about Sam Tiligan.

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[img]http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m59/bob1234_013/Oh-Dear-God.jpg[/img]

[IhateValve]

he's armenian

[Mr Drover]

Cover it by putting your hands in your pockets and holding it down.

[Dukov Traboski]

SPANDEX UNDER BAGGY PANTS!!!!!/c

[Insaneg1gglyman]

Stuff it down one of your pants legs

[HappyBunny!!]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;19086771]Flip it up inside your waistband

It hides it AND it feels awesome

I once blew a load into my bellybutton

Cookie for whoever gets reference[/QUOTE]

I feel terrible for getting that :smith:

[Dukov Traboski]

[QUOTE=Insaneg1gglyman;19166514]Stuff it down one of your pants legs[/QUOTE]

It will just look like a tumor then...

[HappyBunny!!]

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;19166562]It will just look like a tumor then...[/QUOTE]

Still not a boner, right?

[Dukov Traboski]

depends do you want to be "The kid who has the hots for teacher" or "the kid who has a tumor growing out of his leg that disapears randomly"?

[mr.crowbar]

say i pledge aligence to the flag of the united states of america several times

[Dukov Traboski]

THINK OF RENAE ZELLWEGER!!!

(i spelt her name wrong)

[yaroslav_p]

Cross your legs and crunch your balls.

[kychu24]

Get looser pants,from the fact that saying stuffing it down your pant leg makes it look like a tumor either says your pants are ultra tight, or you have a huge raging cock

[RAWRrrr]

Put it in your belt line.

[[VJGX]]

Challenge it to a game of Hide n' Go Seek. Make it the be the hiding player.

[Sickle]

Pants.

:smug:

[haloguy234]

[QUOTE=Rediscover;19092509]the waistband thing works[/QUOTE]

That just hurts my dick. :saddowns:

I stopped getting random boners in the 7th grade, but when I did I got them at the worst possible times. Like in gym. Seriously, those god damn shorts. Fuck you, administration.
I'll wear pants to gym if I fucking want to.

Anyway most of the time I just stopped thinking about whatever I had my mind on last, and by the time I have to get up to do something it's gone.