[QUOTE=Penis Colada;18935474]actually if any person had 66 trillion dollars and spent all of it the value of the dollar would plummet[/QUOTE]
Let's say they were taken from the market, they didn't fell from the sky.
I would buy the NASA.
I'd have a humble 3 story house.
Looks pretty classy and all, but, not billionaire classy.
Then underneath, a fucking base filled with cars. Different huge showrooms for different fucking manufacturers. All the rooms would have cheesy names too.
"The Aston Martin Cocktail Lounge"
"The Ferrari Speedzone"
"Ze BMW Zone"
"The Mercedes Businessmen Paradise"
"Cadillac 101: How to "Classy""
Fuck yea......
Then there would be a mother fucking 1 mile tunnel that exits the garage.
The car that I'd choose would appear at the end, and I'd go into my secret entrance from my rec room, drop down, enter the garage, it would be like "Welcome Cisco, your Aston Martin One-77 is ready for you."
Then I'd proceed to smugly walk over to the car, where a rack of 100 Ray-Bans, 100 Oakleys, and 100 Diesel shades pop out. I choose the one to my liking, put them on, then a mirror pops up, where I could be all smug.
Then I'd take the keys off the pop out tray, enter the car, and speed out of there to proceed about my day.
FUCK YES.
Oh and when I go home, the tunnel entrance opens, where I speed in, park the car. Put the shades away, and the computer puts the car away for me.
When I call for my secret elevator, it says. "Have a lovely day Cisco. Until next time, good bye."
Then I'm like "Good bye Computer."
Where I then proceed to jet up the elevator.
Once inside I proceed to do the following,
Invite friends over, we chill, and stuff, and I make myself a mother fucking epic BLT.
Oh and I have a fucking amazing PC where I spend a chunk of my day gaming and browsing FP.
Buy the world and everything in it
Because I think I could.
And then, because I own everything and everything in it I will just collect that money back and be a dictator and use the funds to build super soldiers as body guards and do whatever I want :cool:
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[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18939470]I'd have a humble 3 story house.
Looks pretty classy and all, but, not billionaire classy.
Then underneath, a fucking base filled with cars. Different huge showrooms for different fucking manufacturers. All the rooms would have cheesy names too.
"The Aston Martin Cocktail Lounge"
"The Ferrari Speedzone"
"Ze BMW Zone"
"The Mercedes Businessmen Paradise"
"Cadillac 101: How to "Classy""
Fuck yea......
Then there would be a mother fucking 1 mile tunnel that exits the garage.
The car that I'd choose would appear at the end, and I'd go into my secret entrance from my rec room, drop down, enter the garage, it would be like "Welcome Cisco, your Aston Martin One-77 is ready for you."
Then I'd proceed to smugly walk over to the car, where a rack of 100 Ray-Bans, 100 Oakleys, and 100 Diesel shades pop out. I choose the one to my liking, put them on, then a mirror pops up, where I could be all smug.
Then I'd take the keys off the pop out tray, enter the car, and speed out of there to proceed about my day.
FUCK YES.[/QUOTE]
And most definitely this
Now that ladies and gents, is [b]The Life.[/b]
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Broke my automerge.
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Also the computer has a sexy English women's accent.
Turn it into 5c pieces and make a huge swimming pool!
Paint my room, buy two Mac Pros, two Apple monitors, a PS3 and a new TV.
I'd use it to bail out the banks and give all the hard working bankers huge bonuses.
Buy an island I can live my life in peace on. I'm not greedy so I wouldn't do something like buy a country to rule, or somewhere that needs loads of work done.
i'd get everyone laid :smug:
buy an island, nuke it (filling it with radiation), then build a prison on it so all inhabitants either turn into ghouls or die.
or build a house made from blackjacks (the sweets)
house
drugs
car
women
music equipment
I'd also buy lots of spring rolls
I would invest in something. Get 1000 times more money, invest again and again.
I would have so many money that I would buy Microsoft, Apple and all companys that develop games and other stuff to computers, Oh and phones.
I would fuse all the companys and make me own the only company that can produce games and other computer stuff, each new company would be bought.
I would give computers to everyone and then I would press a button to make that same computers bots.
I would make the human race my slave and rule the world.
Oh, I also would buy every single FP a buggati (I would make volkswagen make more) and a big house and whatever they wanted.
Notice that the FPers wouldn't be slaves, Facepunch would rule the world, the company from the other companys would be Facepunch :D
(Sorry for the big post)
Lots of strawberry milkshakes. And Big Macs. And fries, and dip.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand a M4A1 SOPMOD softgun. With scope and laser sight.
And of course vest, camo jeans, blue hoodie and knee and elbow protection :D
Now time to find out what to do with the rest.
A chameleon and a gaming rig. And Penumbra Black Plague. And Crysis. And MW2. And etc. etc. etc....
I would give everyone i know £1 million. then probably Give everyone on here £1 million then give £20 million to my collage and stop recession.
Buy Asia
Make valve finish ep3.
Buy a fleet of B-52's and drop depleted uranium onto New York City.
I would buy a Sega Saturn
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;18935877]I would buy gold member[/QUOTE]
Fuck that, i'll buy Gmod ownership rights from Garry, Garry's FP account, and Facepunch.
Then I would buy A NASCAR track and a Bugatti Veyron!
HELL YEAH
66,000,000,000,000 $1 whores.
Wait...
i would only keep very little of it the rest i would put away for a [B]VERY[/B] rainy day
buy 1 new thing each week
cos people think about it. after having everythink you ever wanted where is the fun anymore. where is the pride in knowing that you worked for it and it was buy your blood sweat and tears did that object of desire come into your hands, you would go insane
but on another note.. [B]LOLZ I WOULD BUY EVERTHING EVAR[/B]
I would buy facepunch
Buy VALVe and release episode 3 :v:
Then other stuff
[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;18949051]Buy VALVe and release episode 3 :v:
Then other stuff[/QUOTE]
Gogogogo!
[QUOTE=The Slayer;18948788]I would buy a Sega Saturn[/QUOTE]
You wanna buy mine? :smug:
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[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;18949051]Buy VALVe and release episode 3 :v:
Then other stuff[/QUOTE]
Also, clocks
I would buy all the houses I can and make them pay 1000$ a month to live in them
I would buy a Facepunch Island, then force everyone registered to move there.
Then I shall play my game, in the comfort of a mansion ontop of the mountain in the middle of the island.
:jihad:
[QUOTE=poopiecrap;18949190]You wanna buy mine? :smug:
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Also, clocks[/QUOTE]
Back in the day...
buy a spaceship, buy a planet, fly to the planet, buy some chinese people to build me a city, live there.
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