What Are You Thinking? V. I Don't Know Where We Go From Here
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I hope that Ozzy guy doesn't creep your post history and find this.
o god he's sending me pics of himself
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19810921]wait, whats going on?! :crying: where is my baby going?![/QUOTE]
To the very depths of hell.
[editline]11:23PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19810998]o god he's sending me pics of himself[/QUOTE]
Whaaaaaaat.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;19810973]To a better place...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo6hqyv4w1qai1u6o1_400.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19810998]o god he's sending me pics of himself[/QUOTE]
Post them here.
Please god do it.
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;19810964]Luring an innocent person so that he can add another victim to his list.[/QUOTE]
Implying that OzzyOsbourne is innocent
Teal'c's wife is a total bitch.
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Just change the names to what you want.[/QUOTE]
I have no idea what I'm looking at nor how to edit it.
[I]
I have come for my son, where is my son?
I accept no lies, no falsehoods or deception
I'll send you plagues unnumbered
destruction upon your house
I lay to waste your treasures
and slay your fairest daughter[/I]
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19811041]I have no idea what I'm looking at nor how to edit it.[/QUOTE]
Ask some coding pervert or something.
[editline]11:26PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Shawnald;19811035]Implying that OzzyOsbourne is innocent[/QUOTE]
Yeahhhh.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19811041]I have no idea what I'm looking at nor how to edit it.[/QUOTE]
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bolded, underlined and put in italics the stuff you change and to what. Simple.
[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber;19810908]Only in british. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Sweet name either way, mines pretty generic/shitty :(
[QUOTE]
Dronaroid: I
Dronaroid: AM
Dronaroid: GOING
Dronaroid: TO
Dronaroid: BEAT
Dronaroid: YOU
Dronaroid: UP
Dronaroid: WITH
Dronaroid: MY
Dronaroid: BEAR
Dronaroid: HANDS
NIKOLA MOTHERFUCKING TESLA: bear or bare
Dronaroid: BOTH
NIKOLA MOTHERFUCKING TESLA: OH LORD
NIKOLA MOTHERFUCKING TESLA: THERE AIN'T NO HEAVEN
Dronaroid: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou3_gfyh9Oc[/url]
NIKOLA MOTHERFUCKING TESLA: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou3_gfyh9Oc[/url]
NIKOLA MOTHERFUCKING TESLA: WH
Dronaroid: POW[/QUOTE]
At the same fucking time oh god
:love:
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19810998]o god he's sending me pics of himself[/QUOTE]
Just more content for the callout thread.
[QUOTE=Shawnald;19811119]At the same fucking time oh god[/QUOTE]
Fastest cowboy in the motherfucking town.
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;19811127]Fastest cowboy in the motherfucking town.[/QUOTE]
Quickest gun draw in the Rust Commons West.
