• Never Ending Dungeon V7: The little robot that could renounce his ways.
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Hey, this is back! [b]M112[/b]: Consume Evil Tippy's flesh and absorb his power.
I attempt to use the reconstruction nanobots hidden up my rectum to make my situation better.
[B]Sunny Dei[/B]: I attempt to beat the crabs with my bare fists
My next move focuses on using my FIST OF DOOM on Giant Enemy Crab A, while ditching the NERF Gun in the process.
[b]J Millz, Thuggnificent Rider[/b] and his thugzzz bust rounds at Scotty's Evil Tank.
[b][u]Entry[/u] - Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/b] enters the battlefield. He is dressed in tight yellow and pink pants, no shirt, and a pointed, cheap birthday party hat. Tied around his waist by the cord is a speaker, constantly playing (on loop) "Happy Birthday," as sung by his family in terrible, ear-piercing audio quality. He wields a billy club, which he calls his "magic piñata-beating-stick"; strands of tinsel hang from the end of it. He is a giant of a man, hairless except for his enormous man-beard. "Birthday Boy" is here to celebrate... your death.
[B]Kisame[/B] I find a deserted flat spot and meditate to discover if I have more psychic powers than just the time travel one and if so, what they are. [B]Kit-ana[/B] leads my japanese warriors out of the portal and constructs a facilitie to build the mechs from titanfall.
-cut, update is down below-
[B]Zero:[/B] I rip myself from the fabric of death and painfully release myself into the living world on a tiny raptor. (raptor is for effects) [B] Snuggles:[/B] Well, this has been a failure. I'm going to create a portal or something again. TheDevl, I gladly thank you for being a trusted updater now, and picking the game back up off its feet. I will be able during the summer, but I have too much final year projects that my fucking teachers are giving me.
wtf do u mean [B]Erkor[/B] made an ice cream even the better Erkor tries to sell the ice cream after poisoning it!
Devl: While away from the battle, undertakes moronic state testing. _Vendetta_ Seeing the two shotgun grabs spawn and realizing that my omni-tool is currently jammed, I radio in for an Atlas mech suit to be dropped in from above so that I can use it to fight the crabs. Roll: 8 (LUCKY DUCKLING) You radio for an Atlas Mech, and the Mech lands within several minutes. The dust from the landing, coupled with pieces of Tippy's dead body, fly into your omni-tool. You shake it a bit, and it is now unjammed. Cool! Vendetta: 2000/2000HP (unclogged omni-tool) ---------------------------------------------------------------- M112: Consume Evil Tippy's flesh and absorb his power. Roll: 4 (OOPS, IT WAS A 10 BUT THE DIE ROLLED AND HIT THE GROUND) YOU ATTEMPT TO CONSUME TIPPY'S DEAD, NECROTIC, ROTTING FLESH, BUT YOU ONLY HAVE A VACUUM. YOU CLEAN UP THE MESS. THAT WAS TIPPY M112: 6000/6000 (buys an ice cream cone from erkor later. gets jacked up.) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Paper: I attempt to use the reconstruction nanobots hidden up my rectum to make my situation better. Roll: 1 (IM THE DM SO I GET TO FUCK YOU UP) You reach inside your anus, full force, ready to pull out your nanobots. Instead, you pull out the toy car you shoved up there for good luck, removing some of the anal wall. You lose 200 HP PB: 1800/2000 (PJs) (BLEEDING ASS: - 50HP FOR 3 TURNS (3/3)) Misha: 100/100 (Toy) --------------------------------------------------------------- Caleb: My next move focuses on using my FIST OF DOOM on Giant Enemy Crab A, while ditching the NERF Gun in the process. Roll: 9 (OH SHIT) You charge up your fist and your prepare to ram GECA. You throw out the nerf gun. You aim for his ass but miss and hit him directly in the chink of his armor. He loses 6000HP, and to make things better, you find an assault rifle lying on the ground, but with only one clip. Caleb:Caleb: 4000/4000 (AR 50/50) (FISTS OF DOOM) --------------------------------------------------------------- J Millz, Thuggnificent Rider and his thugzzz bust rounds at Scotty's Evil Tank. Roll: 6 (EH) J Millz, Thuggnificent Rider and his thugzzz bust rounds at Scotty's Evil Tank. Every shot takes away 15 HP, resulting in a staggering 200HP removed. Good on you. Millz: 2000/2000 ( crackpack ) (thugz) ------------------------------------------------------------- Entry - Rob "Birthday Boy" Man enters the battlefield. He is dressed in tight yellow and pink pants, no shirt, and a pointed, cheap birthday party hat. Tied around his waist by the cord is a speaker, constantly playing (on loop) "Happy Birthday," as sung by his family in terrible, ear-piercing audio quality. He wields a billy club, which he calls his "magic piñata-beating-stick"; strands of tinsel hang from the end of it. He is a giant of a man, hairless except for his enormous man-beard. "Birthday Boy" is here to celebrate... your death. Roll: 1 (IM GLAD THIS GOT A ONE BECAUSE YOU ARE WAY TOO WORDY.) He rolls out of bed in his boxers and grabs a curtain rod in the process. He proceeds to trip over everything and stumbles into the field. He lost 600HP in the process. Rob: 1400/2000 (curtain rod) (charles dickens is on speed dial) ------------------------------------------------------------ Kisame I find a deserted flat spot and meditate to discover if I have more psychic powers than just the time travel one and if so, what they are. Kit-ana leads my japanese warriors out of the portal and constructs a facilitie to build the mechs from titanfall Roll: 9 ( I LIKE YOU.) You head out to meditate. It turns out, you have telekinesis. You have the ability to light things on fire when you piss on it, and you can shoot lighting out of your eyeballs. Pretty fucking cool. Kit, on the other hand, manages to do her job successfully, picking up a few hundred extra soldiers on the way. Sadly, they are only dolls. Kisame: 2000/2000 (BADASS) (FEUDAL SOLIDERS X300, THROWING WEAPONS.) Kit-Ana: 500/500 ------------------------------------------------------------ Zero: I rip myself from the fabric of death and painfully release myself into the living world on a tiny raptor. (raptor is for effects) Roll: 10(OP BONUS: +1) ELEVEN??? HOLY SHIT. DOUBLE ROLL: (FUCK MAN, YOU'RE A GOD.) Zero effortlessly tears a hole into the space-time continuum, coming right out of GECB's asshole, effectively tearing him a new one. The crab dies. Zero rides out on a GIANT FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR armed with FUCKING LASERS and HOLY SHIT CANNONS. He's basically a god without ever rolling for it. Zero: Zero: 30000/30000 HP (FUCKKING OF BADASSERY) Snuggles: Well, this has been a failure. I'm going to create a portal or something again. Roll: 8. (NOT BAD FOR AN ALIEN.) He opens a new portal, and immediately comes out 300 of the finest robot soldiers he has every seen. Snuggles The Alien: 3500/3500 HP (Robotics Facility: +1 on rolls involving the creation or deployment of robots) (300 ROBOT SOLDIERS) ---------------------------------------------------------- "wtf do u mean Erkor made an ice cream even the better Erkor tries to sell the ice cream after poisoning it!" Roll: 2. Erkor poisons the ice cream and puts it up on iceBay. He finds a lucky buyer in M1112 and manages to sell it for a whopping 50 cents. But, it turns out, the ice cream was actually a certain kind of steroid. M1112 is immediately buffed to 6000HP, doing exactly the opposite of killing him. Tough luck Erkor, you sick bastard. Erkor: 2000/2000 (attempted murderer) --------------------------------------------------------- Devl: While away from the battle, undertakes moronic state testing. Roll: 6. (EH) Devl does moderately well on his testing, which won't happen until tomorrow and Wednesday. Cool. Devl: 2000/2000 HP (DM) (24/25 bullet projectiles) --------------------------------------------------------- Enemies: Scotty's Evil Tank: 1600/5000 ARMOR: 0/100 (Upside-down: Unable to roll) (Broken Gun: -1 on combat rolls) SheogorathBOT: Rolls to spawn two GIANT ENEMY CRABS, A and B. Roll: 9 (OH FUCK) SheogorathBOT rolls for giant crabs and lands a nine. Two giant enemy crabs spawn, and since the roll was a nine, two pincers on both crabs are replaced with infinite shotguns. WE'RE FUCKED! SheogorathBOT: 91600/1000000 (Instant kill above 7. Instant -2000 HP from BOT's HP if below 7. Every Update loses 200) Giant Enemy Crab A: 19000/25000 (Shotgun Arms) Giant Enemy Crab B: DEAD ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Neutral: Snuggles The Alien: Rolls to speed up the creation of his robot army which will take seven turns. Roll: 6 (EH) The creation will now take five turns. (5/6) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ THUGZ: Wilfred: 2000/2000 HP Fredrick: 5000/5000 HP Millz: 2000/2000 HP ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dungeon Master: (These rolls are basically aesthetic only. Change of battleground, change of outfit for players at his whim. Nothing powerful.) Devl(DM ROLL): Rolls to accommodate better scenery of the battle. Roll: 3 (AWW) The battle room stays the same. FIGHT ON [B](Side note, I have state testing tomorrow. It's a standardized thing that everyone in my grade across the state has to take. I'm fuucckkeed. Wish me luck, guys.)[/B]
Ive got me badass armour an army and some psychic powers awesome. But are the throwing weapons the dolls? and are the x300 actually soldiers? Also good luck on the testing. [B]Kisame[/B] Being a badass samurai with an army I order a command to bonzai Scottys tank and finish it off. ( does telling them to charge count as an action? if it does forget all parts with () ) (While using my piss fire to charge Kit-ana to match my bad assery_. [B]Kit-ana[/B] (Using the newfound piss fire) he attempts to become omnipotent
[B]Zero:[/B] "Thanks raptor!" *raptor flys off into the distance* [sp]EHHH, *looks at Tippy's dead corpse* You my sir, caused me lots of pain. Then boom, you were evil. See where this shit gets you? Like seriously, I've died beyond multiple times, like when I first started playing this game with MLP references, then insta fucked by Magma, which then led me to "renouncing" my bronyship. Oh yea, I also came out of some fucking physiological portal in the fabric of time and space or some shit. But you, you stay dead. *kicks Tippy's body across the floor.*[/sp] I scream at a glowing cloud randomly passing by, telling it to join my team. In response it spews random dead animal corpses at me. I suddenly feel if something is controlling me, I start to chant, "HAIL THE GLOWING CLOUD". I don't know at the same time. [I]Anyways, the roll is to get the glowing cloud on my team that basically has a slight mind control effect and or dead animal body spewing effect. Both almost useless.[/I] [I]Idea from Night Vale. [url]http://commonplacebooks.com/[/url][/I] [B]Snuggles The Alien:[/B] Wtf dude. What are you doing? *looks at zero screaming at a cloud while kittens and giraffes hit him.* What eves! Back to working on the robots
[b]J Millz, Thuggnificent Rider[/b] and his thuggz keep busting rounds, but this time, the rounds are directed at Kisame's samurai army as they charge at Scotty's tank. This is OUR turf and OUR fight, ain't no muhfuggen Triad gonna come in here and get on our home turf block son yahear boi hell yeah word to your mother.
[b]_Vendetta_[/b]I nod with satisfaction, both at my now unclogged omni-tool and at my new Atlas mech suit. I climb into the Atlas mech, power up all systems, then go power crazy and unleash bullets and rockets at everyone with reckless abandon. Yes, that means everyone. Except the mods, of course.
-Fucked up. Ignore.
[B]Calebc789[/B] Try the same FIST OF DOOM attack aganst Giant Enemy Crab A.
I put on a big floppy crab suit and infiltrate the enemy ranks
[b]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/b] attempts to sing "Happy Birthday" ... angrily.
Kisame: Ive got me badass armour an army and some psychic powers awesome. But are the throwing weapons the dolls? and are the x300 actually soldiers? Also good luck on the testing. [B]The soldiers are the dolls are the throwing weapons.. the "throwing weapons" part was clarification on what they were used for![/B] Kisame: Being a badass samurai with an army I order a command to bonzai Scottys tank and finish it off. ( does telling them to charge count as an action? if it does forget all parts with () ) (While using my piss fire to charge Kit-ana to match my bad assery_. Kit-ana: (Using the newfound piss fire) he attempts to become omnipotent Roll: 1(POOR YOU) Seeing as your army is only a bunch of dolls, they do absolutely nothing! You pocket them and head on. Afterwards, you piss on your katana, and it turns out you can only piss when attacking an enemy/DM's discretion. You let out a large "WHAT THE FUCK?!" to the dungeon master to hear. Kit, on the other hand, becomes monopotent, his only power being sentient. Kisame: 2000/2000 (BADASS) (FEUDAL SOLIDERS X300, THROWING WEAPONS.) Kit-Ana: 500/500 (monopotent) --------------------------------------------------- Zero: I scream at a glowing cloud randomly passing by, telling it to join my team. In response it spews random dead animal corpses at me. I suddenly feel if something is controlling me, I start to chant, "HAIL THE GLOWING CLOUD". I don't know at the same time. Snuggles The Alien: Wtf dude. What are you doing? *looks at zero screaming at a cloud while kittens and giraffes hit him.* What eves! Back to working on the robots Roll: 6(EH) You get the large glowing cloud on your side. Snuggles, on the other hand, just works on robots some more. Zero: 30000/30000 HP (FUCKKING OF BADASSERY) Glowing Cloud: 6000/6000 (slight mind control/dead animal body spewer) Snuggles: Snuggles The Alien: 3500/3500 HP (Robotics Facility: +1 on rolls involving the creation or deployment of robots) (300 ROBOT SOLDIERS) -------------------------------------------------- J Millz, Thuggnificent Rider and his thuggz keep busting rounds, but this time, the rounds are directed at Kisame's samurai army as they charge at Scotty's tank. Roll: 3 (WANNABE) Your whole crew run out of ammo, and you conveniently waste your last three shots on your friends, and shoot yourself in the foot. You will never be as good as Scotty's 713 Tank cr3w. THUGZ: Wilfred: 1500/2000 HP Fredrick: 3000/5000 HP Millz: 1600/2000 HP (CRIP) -------------------------------------------------- _Vendetta_: I nod with satisfaction, both at my now unclogged omni-tool and at my new Atlas mech suit. I climb into the Atlas mech, power up all systems, then go power crazy and unleash bullets and rockets at everyone with reckless abandon. Yes, that means everyone. Except the mods, of course. Roll: 7 (IT'S POSITIVE IM GOIN FOR IT) You do exactly that. Not only do you not kill the mods, you manage to shoot out the entirety of the rust section, bringing back OIFY circa. 2010[B](when i was originally on FP.)[/B] Lastly, you shoot a rocket right into Scotty's gun. It hits the tank for 2000 damage! Vendetta: 2000/2000HP (OIFY REBORN) ------------------------------------------------- Caleb: Try the same FIST OF DOOM attack aganst Giant Enemy Crab A. Roll:8 (FETISH PORN) You successfully fist GECA. Again. You not only fist him right up, you manage to pull out some intestines. The crab dies. [B]GROTESQUE SUCCESS![/B] Caleb:Caleb: 4000/4000 (AR 50/50) (FISTS OF DOOM) -------------------------------------------------- Magmacow: I put on a big floppy crab suit and infiltrate the enemy ranks Roll: 4 (TOUGH LUCK, BUTTERCUP) You don the crab suit you bought at the Battlefield's local Party City. You walk next to GECA, but seeing as he is dead, your suit has no effect. Some of your allies mistake you for a crab and shoot you. You lose 300HP Magmacow: 1700/2000 (crab) -------------------------------------------------- Rob "Birthday Boy" Man attempts to sing "Happy Birthday" ... angrily. Roll: 3 (WHAT THE FUCK) You sing Happy Birthday angrily. So angrily, in fact, that you manage to summon Three Unicorns of Doom from the plains of beyond. You just fucked everyone over. Go home. Rob: 1400/2000 (curtain rod) (charles dickens is on speed dial) (asshole) -------------------------------------------------- Devl: Decides to throw another bullet at the tank. Roll: 3 (DUBS FTW) The bullet misses and instead burns a hole in the ground. Way to go. Devl: 2000/2000 HP (DM) (23/25 bullet projectiles) (destruction of public property. -$50) -------------------------------------------------- Enemies: Doomicorn 1: 7000/7000 (deadly horn) Doomicorn 2: 7000/7000 (deadly horn) Doomicorn 3: 7000/7000 (deadly horn) Scotty's Evil Tank: 1600/5000 ARMOR: 0/100 (Upside-down: Unable to roll) (Broken Gun: -1 on combat rolls) SheogorathBOT: 91600/1000000 (Instant kill above 7. Instant -2000 HP from BOT's HP if below 7. Every Update loses 200) Giant Enemy Crab A: DEAD -------------------------------------------------- Neutral: Snuggles The Alien: Rolls to speed up the creation of his robot army which will take seven turns. Roll: 6 (EH) The creation will now take five turns. (4/6) -------------------------------------------------- [B]DM: Rolls to build a mini-mall in the battlefield. Roll: 2(AW) No mini-mall for you. [/B] [B]Bold text pertains to the Dungeon Master![/B]
[B]FuzzWaddle:[/B]Try and repair my lucky pistol
[b]_Vendetta_[/b]Having warmed up by obliterating the Rust section, I then turn my weapons onto SheogorathBOT and proceed to give him a large helping of lead salad seasoned with rockets.
I scream 'FUCK MY LIFE, EVERYONE ELSE HAS JETPACKS' while rolling around bleeding from the ass.
-snip, was skipped-
[B]Calebc789[/B] Repeat again, target: SheogorathBOT. Also, were those rolls legit? EDIT: I was asking because I somehow got two to three high-number rolls in a row during the last two to three updates.
[QUOTE=TheDevl;44861765]...[/QUOTE] Hey Devl, I just wanted to let you know, when updating the thread, if you could make names bold, that would help for visibility. Also when rolling for teams, do separate rolls. You made one roll for Kisame's team, same with mine. -------------------- Anyways. [B]Zero:[/B] Going to build a mysterious park. I'd like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible that you will see hooded figures in the dog park. [I]DO NOT APPROACH THEM. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK.[/I] The fence is electrified and [B][I][U]highly dangerous.[/U][/I][/B] Try not to look at the dog park, and, especially, do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The dog park will not harm you. [B]Snuggles:[/B] By the power of trickery and some shit, I insta finish my army somehow through a [I]good roll[/I], and the updater of this totally [I]won't insta one me[/I]. [editline]20th May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=calebc789;44863130][B]Calebc789[/B] Repeat again, target: SheogorathBOT. Also, were those rolls legit?[/QUOTE] I normally don't question updaters who've updated more than twice. Especially ones like Devl. But I can [I]assure[/I] [B]you[/B] that game mods don't[I] fuck over people [/I]sometimes because [I]they can[/I]. [B]That would be rude.[/B]
[B]Magmacow358: [/B]I tell the Doomicorns that I am the ghost of Crabmas past and that if they don't get out of here they will end up in unicorn hell
[B]M112:[/B] Flash the enemies in an attempt to blind or distract them at least.
[b]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/b] calls Charles Dickens on speed-dial, and asks him to sing "Happy Birthday" to him... on speaker. [editline]20th May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=ZeroInsanity;44863584]I normally don't question updaters who've updated more than twice. Especially ones like Devl. But I can assure you that game mods don't fuck over people sometimes because they can. That would be rude.[/quote] That's funny, because in the info for new players, I saw that new entries cannot get lower than a 5, yet I got a 1.
utterly decimate as many doomicorns as possible with my swagnum.
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