Never Ending Dungeon V7: The little robot that could renounce his ways. - General

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44864375][b]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/b] calls Charles Dickens on speed-dial, and asks him to sing "Happy Birthday" to him... on speaker. [editline]20th May 2014[/editline] That's funny, because in the info for new players, I saw that new entries cannot get lower than a 5, yet I got a 1.[/QUOTE] I just forgot about this.... I need to talk about Devl and the rules of updating. If you want a re roll or any effects removed, I will gladly do it.

[QUOTE=ZeroInsanity;44864974]I just forgot about this.... I need to talk about Devl and the rules of updating. If you want a re roll or any effects removed, I will gladly do it.[/QUOTE] Just reenter me, I suppose, lol.

[B][I][U]RE ENTER.[/U][/I][/B] [B]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/B] calls Charles Dickens on speed-dial, and asks him to sing "Happy Birthday" to him... on speaker. [B]Roll:[/B] 10! (HOLY SHAT, BY THE GODS [I]HOW DID THIS HAPPEN[/I].) You call Charles Dickens, then realized he is dead. Instead you find yourself calling a random man who then starts to question you about your social life and if you have any kids. You reply with a hang up, then walk over to your couch. You start to think about your life and what it means. As you dreadfully fear that everything is in your mind and that everyone is a fragment of your mind, or at least a LSD induced hallucination, Charles Dickens blast through your fucking window and sings happy birthday while making it rain some of his greatest fiction stories. Along side this H.P. Lovecraft decides to come help fuck shit up too, calling upon some Cthulhu shit. ----------------------------- [B]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man:[/B] 2000/2000 (Has the power to speed dial any fucking author he wants, which may or may not be a helpful skill in any way.) [B]Cthulhu:[/B] 6000/6000 (Owns the souls of Charles Dickens and H.P. Lovecraft. Basically allowing the user to summon their souls within a turn, which again, may or may not be helpful in any way.) [editline]20th May 2014[/editline] UPDATING IN LIKE TWENTY.

[QUOTE=ZeroInsanity;44864974]I just forgot about this.... I need to talk about Devl and the rules of updating. If you want a re roll or any effects removed, I will gladly do it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I got literally buttblasted with a first-turn 1

[b]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/b] attempts to sing "Happy Birthday" to everyone on the battlefield, while riding Cthulhu, in a very angry (yet somehow harmless) manner.

Sorry about the fuck ups in updating. If anyone wants to take over, they can, I've just got a lot of extra work to do in school and shit that's making me tired out before I even get home. I'll reread the rules after school today and go from there. I apologize!

[B]UPDATE TIME![/B] [B]FuzzWaddle:[/B] Try and repair my lucky pistol [B]Roll: 1.[/B] (Highest level of failure. Sadly.) You try to repair your lucky pistol, but in the midst of re applying some torn metal, a void rips open in front of you. You are then sucked in by some gravity power shit into a room, that looks to be a office. You see a door with shadows behind it moving around with long tentacles flying around, you then see blood slash across the door window. The door opens. You then have the sudden urge to walk in. It ends there. We couldn't find any further info on you Fuzz. For the creatures that may or may not have killed you will not tell us anything. [B]FuzzWaddle:[/B] ?/? (You are lost somewhere in a rift or void, whatever you call it. We don't what happened to you.) --------------- [B]_Vendetta_ [/B]Having warmed up by obliterating the Rust section, I then turn my weapons onto SheogorathBOT and proceed to give him a large helping of lead salad seasoned with rockets. [B]Roll: 4.[/B] (Failure!) You start to cut up some nice copper shells with some led bits inside them with a dash of explosives, launching them at SheogorathBot. He blocks most of the impact with some harry potter magic n shit but launches the rest back at you, only this time with mad infused malice pepper. [B]_Vendetta_:[/B] 1600/2000 (Stuck in shock for one turn.) --------------- [U][I][B]RE ENTER.[/B][/I][/U] [B]Paper:[/B] I scream 'FUCK MY LIFE, EVERYONE ELSE HAS JETPACKS' while rolling around bleeding from the ass [B]Roll: 5[/B] (Minor Failure with a hint of success!) You roll across the floor while bleeding out your ass. (I seriously don't know how to go on with commands like this) [B]Paper:[/B] 2000/2000 (Has the power to have blood spew out his ass.) --------------------------- [B]Calebc789[/B] Repeat again, target: SheogorathBOT. [B]Roll:[/B] 1 (one is the lonliest number.) You try to doom punch SheogorathBOT, but you are impacted from the explosion that V had launched at him. Sheo, then goes on to turn around to kick you as hard as he can. You start to sprawl onto your blown up body, you go for one last shot then CRACK, Sheo launches you straight into the void. (We can assume your dead from the impact, or you're now on the same boat as Fuzz. [B]Calebc:[/B] dead?/4000 AR 0/0 (Doom Punch) (Crippled for two turns (-1 from each roll)) --------------------------- [B]Zero:[/B] Going to build a mysterious park. I'd like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible that you will see hooded figures in the dog park. DO NOT APPROACH THEM. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the dog park, and, especially, do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The dog park will not harm you. [B]Roll: 6![/B] (Minor success you faggot.) You try to build what seems to be a dog park. You put quite a lot of stay out signs and do not stare signs outside the park. You have a electric fence that can maybe harm a fly and give a human a tickle. As you build the park, every day the park seems to fill with hooded figures. Others believe they are just some cult. 1/2 to build park. [B]Snuggles:[/B] By the power of trickery and some shit, I insta finish my army somehow through a good roll, and the updater of this totally won't insta one me. [B]Roll:[/B] 1! FEGGOT, but no. 7. (Greater success!) You "insta" finish the Robot Army you've been working upon for quite a few turns on now! Out comes 5000 robots with that giant one from Fallout! (Liberty Prime!) [B]Zero:[/B] 30000/3000 (1/2 turns to build park) [B]Glowing Cloud:[/B] 6000/6000 (slight mind control/dead animal body spewer) [B]Snuggles The Alien:[/B] 3500/3500 HP (Robotics Facility: +1 on rolls involving the creation or deployment of robots) [B]5300 Robots:[/B] 40000/40000 [B]Liberty Prime:[/B] 200/200 -------------------------- [B]Magmacow358:[/B] I tell the Doomicorns that I am the ghost of Crabmas past and that if they don't get out of here they will end up in unicorn hell [B]Roll:[/B] 10 (OHHHH SHOTS FIRED.) You tell the blithering Doomicorns to gtfo with the hate and power as you did with Nyan back in V6 (I still think was bull Magma.) They piss themeselves and run their ass back to Equestria. [B]Magmacow:[/B] 1700/2000 (crab) (Power to tell any equestrian animal to die basically) --------------------------- [B]M112:[/B] Flash the enemies in an attempt to blind or distract them at least. [B]Roll: [/B]8! (You have a major success doing this!) You throw the flash. But nothing really happens being. The only things with eyes ran away. [B]M112[/B]:6000/6000 (+1 On throwing item rolls.) --------------------------- [B]Ian:[/B] utterly decimate as many doomicorns as possible with my swagnum. [B]Roll:[/B] 4. (Failure) You come up to the party to see Magma had already sent them away... You then go on to tackle Magma, but he grabs your swagnum from you and throws it into the void. [B]Ian:[/B] 2000/2000 (No swagnum) --------------------------- [B]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/B] attempts to sing "Happy Birthday" to everyone on the battlefield, while riding Cthulhu, in a very angry (yet somehow harmless) manner. [B]Roll:[/B] 6! (Success?) You sing Happy Birthday to everyone. Cthulhu then drops a whole bunch of party bags. [B]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man:[/B] 2000/2000 (Has the power to speed dial any fucking author he wants, which may or may not be a helpful skill in any way.) [B]Cthulhu:[/B] 6000/6000 (Owns the souls of Charles Dickens and H.P. Lovecraft. Basically allowing the user to summon their souls within a turn, which again, may or may not be helpful in any way.) --------------------------- [B]Devl:[/B] SKIPPED. No roll. -------------------------- [B]Enemies Commands.[/B] [B]Scotty's Evil Tank:[/B] *creaaaaak* *thump* (Tries to roll through the power of gods.) [B]Roll: [/B]10! (How the fu....) FLIPPED. [B]SheogorathBOT:[/B] I shall have it known that I will be killing everyone through a dark matter rift which has already been started! If I don't die in the next 3 turns, everyone and everything will go bye bye. [B]Roll: 1[/B]. (HAHAHA) Sheo chants this but one of us throws a tomato at him. He then gets enraged and tries to throw Zero into the void. BUT WAIT, he slips in the juice and falls flat on his face. (But seriously, that rift is opening up.) ----------------- Enemies: [B]Scotty's Evil Tank[/B]: 1600/5000 ARMOR: 0/100 (Upside-down: Unable to roll) (Broken Gun: -1 on combat rolls) [B]SheogorathBOT:[/B] 87,500/1000000 (Instant kill above 7. Instant -2000 HP from BOT's HP if below 7. Every Update loses 200) [B]Opening Rift:[/B] 10000:10000 (1/6 turns to fully open.) ---------------------- [B]Neutral:[/B] [B]Party Bags:[/B] 1/1 [I](Pick one up for extreme goodies. Everyone gets +1 on rolls to pick one up.) [/I]

You know when I said "flash" I meant whip my dick out, also last I checked I had 6000 health. also [B]M112:[/B] Pick up a party bag and check what goodies lie inside.

Repair the ass damage and attempt to pick up a party bag.

[B]Calebc789 [/B]Try to heal myself and look for Fuzzwaddle (assuming I am in the void with him).

Devl: Decides to throw 15 rounds of the alien ammo at SheogorathBOT Edit: Also, yeah, all the rolls have been legit.

[b]_Vendetta_[/b]Realizing that my mech suit is in shock from the redirected blast, I leap out of it then take out an Avenger assault rifle and proceed to rain bullets at SheogorathBOT.

[B]Jebediah:[/B] Drop a pipe-bomb made of a stick and several bundled nuclear shells on Sheogorath.

[B]Kisame[/B] Seeing jmills fall for his distraction so easily and even shooting his friends and himself. I gather all my knowledge of my time as a ninja and sneak up behind him with Kit-ana and stab straight through his spinal cortex into his heart. Hopefully he ends up crippled or dead.

[B]Magmacow358:[/B] I hack off ShegorathBOT's leg with a hatchet and store it away for future purposes

[B]FuzzWaddle:[/B]I sit down in the new dark dimension and contemplate the meaning of everything that has happened

[b]Rob "Birthday Boy" Man[/b] attempts to teach Cthulhu how to sing "Happy Birthday."

I won't be able to update until next Wednesday... (I have a free hour off every Wednesday before I need to hit the bus) --------- Anyways. [B]Zero[/B]: I guess I build this turn. [B]Glowing Cloud[/B]: *Hovers over people making them do his bidding to fight the evil tank* [B] Snuggles[/B]: Climb into Liberty Prime and form as one. [B]53000 RBs[/B]: Aid the battle and help people who fail a roll. (5 and below rolls for other people get a +1 if this roll is successful.)

Enter the battle hopefully carrying the fake katana next to his bed for protection. Charging at SheograthBot to attempt to forcefully put the katana through his skull.

hang self.

I've never done this before oh my I hope I'm doing this right [B][U]ENTRY[/U][/B] [B]Vacuum[/B]: I descend from the skies, spinning my umbrella weapon intensely, summoning gusts of wind that can cut through most materials and direct them towards Scotty's Evil Tank in hopes of finishing it off.

Chicken: I take cover and do a quick fap session to gain a damage boost

[b]ENTRY[/b] Chaos: I drop down into the battlefield (near the evil tank) and hand out alcoholic beverages to the team!

c'mon meng

folc: Feeling nostalgic, I induce my lich powers trough the old man's body, killing and reanimating cells into my form from way back in V.3, that plucky blonde with crocodile teeth. A chainsaw should be arriving from the sky any second now. Juggernougat: Grab Sheogorathbot by the arms and kick him square in the chest, wit enough force to theoretically separate said arms from said chest.

[B]Mr. Face:[/B] I arrive to the battlefield in a chaotic manner as my helicopter transport is shot out of the sky. We land with me being the only survivor. I have with me just my trusty M4 rifle and a canteen of lukewarm water

Yeah. So um. I'm not really going to update anymore. So, if anyone wants to revive the thread go ahead.

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