Funny and cool pick up lines (some of us could use them...)

[Kidd]

Why don't you open up your chamber of secrets so I can slytherin.

[JohnnyMo]

Your pants would look better accelerating toward my floor at 9.8m/s^2.

Have used that one

[tommyc225]

Suit up

[dai]

a few years back I was at a convention late at night, and walked past a room where a panel was going on. I only heard the words "terrible pickup lines" and saw people raise their hands and start giving generic things like 'does this rag smell like chloroform' and stuff

when the guy said "anyone else?" and nobody raised their hands, I walked in the door and said "My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"

I won a DVD with some unwatchably bad hentai

[MountainWatcher]

I'd love to be your derivative function so I could lie tangent to your curves.

How about I take you home and show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

[Potato-Pugilist]

B-b-back that ass up

[XeroG]

Let's try some math.
Subtract the clothes, add the condom and pray we don't multiply.

[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;35719206]You and me, baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel![/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k[/media]

[LordzBacon]

-If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
-Todays word of the day is Legs, So lets go back to your place and spread the word.
-somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

[ForestRaptor]

Hey beautiful, let's not turn this rape into a murder...

[JohnnyMo]

If you were a president you'd be Baberaham Lincoln.

[Sirdownloadsalot]

Hey baby smell this rag.

[Cool Tapes]

Hey girl, lemme take a pikachu. Wanna machoke on my wheedle? Or would you rather me lickitung till you squirtle?