Your mother fucks for bricks to build your sister a whorehouse.
call him a shitbird. that's like the best name you can use.
[SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][sub][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]or you could tell him: "your mother eats fepgerkins!"[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/sub][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]
Spuzz Bucket.
Just made it up on the spot, but its got a nice ring it it.
Did you sleep on a landmine?
Step on a Lego
You're a massive fucking cuntmuffin.
You're dumber than I tell people.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;39476555]"I bet you wear fedoras."
Also many things from Tails Gets Trolled.[/QUOTE]
"your a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe"
"your such a retard that sucks on dinosuar nipples"
"i bet your girl friend knows how to suck my big hairy balls like a pro"
"your girl goes around fucking all the fags with her man penis, they call her big daddy"
Woah there dickface, you need to shut your fag humping face, you moronic twat.
"You're a complete dolt who thinks pissing me off is 'fun', now please fuck a brick and let me continue my day.
[B][I][U]THANK YOU.[/U][/I][/B]"
You empty headed animal food trough wiper
I fart in your general direction
Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries!
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[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;39479443]you need to shut your fag humping face[/QUOTE]
this is a good insult to use if you enjoy being mocked
Do yo mamma jokes count?
"yo mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck."
"yo mamma so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the water said 'excuse me' and got out."
"yo mamma so fat, when she dropped out of high school she left a blast crater."
Your mother has two cunts
You're one of them
"I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it."
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma."
"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."
If he is sort of chubby or if he is fat you can say. "The only running you will ever do is run out of food."
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;39474780]An adaptation of a threat from oglaf I really like: I'll kick you so hard in the balls you'll piss through your nose.[/QUOTE]
My favorite version is "if you don't shut up, I'll shove my dick so far down your throat that you'll be shitting my piss."
"If I covered myself head to toe in oil, poured it all down my throat, then lit it with a match, I wouldn't scream of pain, I wouldn't try stop the fire, I wouldn't even try to kill myself. In Fact, I would smile, just because I would've realized it would of been less painful than spending another day in your horrible, miserable, low life presence."
[U][B]Your welcome[/B][/U]
"Go fuck yourself with a cactus covered in hot chilli sauce."
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
One that I found on my Minecraft server once,
Die in a fire you awful cuntsander!
ur a faget
"Your words--they are fucking nothing."
u r a gaybo
You shut your whore mouth you fucking cockwaffle
Cock, and variations thereof, are always good.
Cocksucker. Cocklover. Cockbiscuit. You get the idea.
Shut your mouth,theres dicks coming out of it
I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A CONDOM
You're the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity.
i slept wit ur mom lolol
You're a meanie!
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