If he asks you to borrow money, tell him that you left it on his mother's dresser last night.
you are a braggart and a nincompoop
You're a cock juggling thunder cunt
Mother fuck I literally came in this thread to say that you piece of worthless std ridden piece of shit tripe
"Please quit being a fucking cunt.
Seriously, you are being a fucking dick the whole time, did you know that nobody likes you? Asshole.
Hope you get hit by a truck filled up with dildos, faggot
"
christ if the devil saw your face he'd scramble for the nearest crucifix
(crucifix: jeesus cross. people hold them up to demons and vampires in movies and stuff to get them to leave. yknow)
Crotch sniffing fetus fucker.
Your mom should have swallowed
You are so useless, that when you were born your dad should have brought you out back and shot you
Most horrible things said to me atleast :/. CREAMCORN RAH!
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
"I'm going to steal your fucking cat and make it homeless" - still one of my favorites
Your mum looks like Action Bronson
"Chow down on my pumpkin sized hemorrhoid and drink the fowl nectar contained within."
[QUOTE=kloaz;39524697][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gVVWznIM-o[/media][/QUOTE]
expected "and a partridge in a pear tree" :v:
Shit Blimp.
You're a cotton headed ninny muggins.
The only reason why I'm with you is because every smart person needs a dumb companion.
He said "insults" not "shirts from hot topic".
There. I just told you an insult.
Your family tree must be a cactus, because everybody on it's a prick.
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