[QUOTE=RobL;32653757]Whatever you do, seriously do not let anyone near your mother's lingerie draw, just don't. Whatever happens it won't be pretty.
Trust me, I have first-hand experience.
Also, don't have an airsoft battle in your living room. First-hand experience too.
And lastly don't let anyone have sex on your sofa. Fir- well, second-hand experience really.[/QUOTE]
I don't care if people start fucking on my sofa, it'd be off the chain.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;32653874]I don't care if people start fucking on my sofa, it'd be off the chain.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;32653443]I have but so far only one has said yeah.
[h2]IT'S A COCKFEST[/h2][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;32653903][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I appreciate your wit, good sir!
Even so, I wouldn't even care if it were two dudes fucking -my parties are parties and that's all there is to it.
Why would you throw a cockfest. Chicks aren't gonna come if you're playing video games the whole time.
[editline]6th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;32654140]
my parties are parties and that's all there is to it.[/QUOTE]
Then why are you asking Facepunch.
[QUOTE=The Mudcrab;32655500]Why would you throw a cockfest. Chicks aren't gonna come if you're playing video games the whole time.
[editline]6th October 2011[/editline]
Then why are you asking Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
I dunno maybe he just wants a guys night out man? There doesnt have to be chicks around every time you drink. And hes asking facepunch for advice on things he might not of thought of? What a dickish first post.
Hire clowns,and strippers in cakes,or make it stripper clowns in cakes.
LOTS OF FOOD LOTS OF ALCOHOL LOTS OF BUD
girls:boys equal, otherwise one sex will get eaten alive
more girls:less boys
Make a few buckets of vodka jelly, shit can be fun :v:
more girls:no boys
No parties a party without violence.
[QUOTE=:v:;32656498]No parties a party without violence.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't look like there'll be a party then.
Chloroform in all the drinks
You can pose the men in awkward positions, and have as much sex with the women as you want.
Everybody's a winner.
jizz on unconscious people trust me it's fun
Prepare to clean up loads of shit.
delete your FP cookies unless you want a thread full of fat men in GD
Make sure you have markers ready.
Have guards outside. To draw off cops! They come the second after somebody comes with a bike!
Nice to see the dumbfucks have woken up/finished school.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;32657173]Nice to see the dumbfucks have woken up/finished school.[/QUOTE]
chill out
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;32657213]chill out[/QUOTE]
I couldn't be more chilled. Which is why I didn't think twice about posting my opinion and highlighting those [i]obviously[/i] stuipid posts. It's my thread, and you can't blame me for wanting to keep it clean.
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;32657213]chill out[/QUOTE]
no, YOU chill
After everyone is high watch some 1200 micrograms videos like this...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3uSc3GKK8E&feature=related[/media]
best if it is full screen
skip to 40 sec in
Play the room drinking game.
Every time there is a scene of bad acting, drink.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;32651158]There's not much more to say, really...
(Yes there will be alcohol and weed this isn't one of those lame-as-fuck "you can have fun without alcohol guys :))" parties)[/QUOTE]
hard core.
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;32657885]Play the room drinking game.
Every time there is a scene of bad acting, drink.[/QUOTE]
wouldn't be able to put it on the plasma so it would be awkward with this many people (i don't have the lead with me)
[QUOTE=imptastick;32651676]Get a good selection of music, and try to have a place set up for people to crash. I hate when you go someplace and people are sleeping all over the house; it is better to know where to put people who need to sleep it off. Try to choose a crash room that does not have carpet in case anyone gets sick.
maybe play a few rounds of circle of death, it is a drinking game involving cards
A deck of cards is placed beside a bottle of whatever you are drinking, players draw a card complete the action associated with it then place the card on top of the bottle. If the player knocks the stack off the bottle they must down their cup.
Card rules (these can be changed to your liking)
1-Fun- all players take a drink
2-You- choose one player to drink
3-Me- Player takes a drink
4-More- player takes two gulps
5-I fucking forgot so just do something
6-Chicks- All females drink
7-Heaven- all players place their hands on the table and the person who drew the card counts to three, once they are done counting all players throw their hands up, last one to do this and all who do it before the count of three drink
8-mates- Player chooses a friend and they both take a drink
9-Rhymes- Player says a word then going in a circle everyone must say something that rhymes, if they fail to do this or do not answer quickly they drink, continue circling till someone has drank
10-Men- all males drink
jack-Categories- player chooses a category (like animals, or cars) players must name something from the category, similar to rhymes in play method
Queen- Questions- Player asks a question, the next player must ask a related question, first player to answer a question or fail to ask a related one drinks
King- All other players drink
Ace-Waterfall- starting with the player who draws the ace, every player must drink until the person to their left stops or they finish their drink[/QUOTE]
King's Cup is better, just sayin.
Also gather all cans(I'm assuming cans), and take'em to a recycling place so you can make some cash for your next party.
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