• Stupidest Bans
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[QUOTE=verynicelady;23778151]permabanned users can make a new account when the IP is unbanned... [/QUOTE] that's pretty silly, I'm sure most people here have a dynamic IP or at least have the sense to use a proxy.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23779300]that's pretty silly, I'm sure most people here have a dynamic IP or at least have the sense to use a proxy.[/QUOTE] Well yeah, but I was asking on the basis that they know it's you but give you a second chance after 3 months. Naturally, you could go incognito with a proxy, but that's somewhat irrelevant.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23771902]Wrong section bans, can't they just move it? I mean if it was a mistake you shouldn't really get banned for it. [highlight](User was banned for this post: Wrong Thread -verynicelady)[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Fake ban" - verynicelady))[/highlight][/QUOTE] :v: That last ban is real. From this thread. I laughed. Also, that first ban might have been from one of his alts.
I can't post the actual thread because it doesn't seem to exist any more; this is pulled from Google's cache. [quote] T'Pol was pleased by the lack of resistance on the human female's part. Quite frankly, she was motivated by curiosity, and she had, by chance, been given an opportunity to satisfy it. She sat up and leaned over the human; then, at the other's nod, let her hand slip under clothing and slid her fingers along the slick, warm curves of Sato's labia. She touched the skin delicately with the sensitive pads on the tips of her fingers, and, closing her eyes in concentration, located the nerve endings in the epidermis. It was an interesting configuration, although the practical aspects of such a design were not readily apparent /unless self-manipulation played an important role in the health of the organism. That is certainly an interesting hypothesis. How is it falsifiable/verifiable? And how would the current situation fit into this?/ More speculation would have to wait, however, so, focusing her attention on careful observation, she employed a basic pattern on the human's vulva. A sudden jerk in the subject's hips and a very audible disruption in her breathing pattern broke T'Pol's concentration. The science officer's eyes snapped open and she saw that the human had arched her back and was massaging her right breast under her shirt. Their eyes met. "I'm -- expediting -- th' process," she explained between breaths. The Vulcan returned to her work. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post (Reason: It was a blustery fall afternoon at Hogwarts and Hermione Granger sat in the Gryffindor common with only a crackling fire to keep her company. Upon hearing footsteps coming from the boys' tower she quickly glanced up from her copy of Zublin's Advanced Potions, hoping to find Harry or Ron. "’Afternoon Hermione!" Neville Longbottom said, nearly tripping on the last few steps of the spiral staircase. "Oh, hello Neville" Hermione snapped. "You haven't seen Harry or Ron up there have you? I've been looking for them all day!" "Yeah, they've been huddled up in Ron's bed with the curtains drawn for hours!" Neville said, dumbfounded "I tried to peak in once to see what they were doing, but they shouted something about not wrecking their secret light sensitive spells. I didn't want to be a bother, so I came back down here." "Light sensitive spells?" Hermione said to herself, "Those boys could never master such advanced magic. Something fishy is going on here!" She quickly pulled out her charms textbook and began to rapidly search the index. The combination of heat from the fireplace and intensity of study soon created a seductive glow around Hermione's young face. Soon, the perspiration spread through her underarms, neck and chest, highlighting key areas of her uniform. "You're looking... hot" Neville murmured from the oversized armchair next to Hermione. "Yeah, I probably shouldn't be sitting so close to this fire" She said. Hermione stuffed her papers into her bag and walked over to the couch across from Neville. "Oh no" He replied, moving to the empty seat next to Hermione. "I didn't mean temperature" "Um, thanks" She gushed, "I've been using a new lotion. I think it really brings out the summers mist in my skin, don't you?" "I don't know," He said, looking into her eyes "I've never tasted a summers mist before" Neville quickly leaned in and kissed her on the lips. Hermione did not protest, and had soon undone the top three buttons of her blouse. Neville slowly pulled out his wand and said “Displayus mammarium!" The remainder of Hermione's shirt suddenly split open, exposing her young chest to the fall air. Neville smiled with delight and quickly pressed his face against her bare skin. Hermione felt waves of ecstasy as Neville slowly and carefully licked both of her protruding nipples. “I feel like a Hungarian Horntail” Neville whispered into Hermione’s ear “And I need to find a cave to...” “Hermione! Neville!” Ron interrupted from the top of the stairs. “What are you two doing? Oh bugger, we’ll have to get new furniture!” “You would say that, you old faggot!” Hermione laughed. She writhed with pleasure on an old persian rug while Neville carefully pulled down her white cotton panties. Ron stared, open mouthed. “I… but… how did you know?” Ron sputtered “Let’s just say it’s clear to all of us that you two are doing more than talking during those 45 minute ‘bathroom breaks’ at lunch” Neville said, wiping Hermione’s residue from the side of his mouth. “Bloody hell, does this mean Harry and I are a couple?” Ron said, slinking into an empty chair near the fire. “One thing’s for sure” Hermione replied, “You’re a couple of huffle puffs!”) [event] 55519 [/event])[/highlight] [/quote]
Lemme check. [editline]05:59PM[/editline] Probably when I only hinted about my pc games not being that legal and I was banned for hinting or talking about wares. Who knows, I could have stolen them! Otherwise my ban history is pretty justified. However, I got banned 3 times by 2 different moderators once when I posted an image macro. It was epic.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23779300]that's pretty silly, I'm sure most people here have a dynamic IP or at least have the sense to use a proxy.[/QUOTE] Lots of people don't have a dynamic IP. And the use of a proxy isn't recommended as you may get banned because moderators have assumed you're the alt of someone else posting from there. [QUOTE=Spetzaz;23779784] Also, that first ban might have been from one of his alts.[/QUOTE] It wasn't.
Stupidest ban? [IMG]http://i31.tinypic.com/baec3.png[/IMG]
I got banned for being page king :3: verynicelady banned Swilly for 12 Hours in Minecraft v31 with the reason “King of page”
[QUOTE=Swilly;23787159]I got banned for being page king :3: verynicelady banned Swilly for 12 Hours in Minecraft v31 with the reason “King of page”[/QUOTE] That wasn't because you were the page king, it's because you acknowledged you were. Which is still pretty stupid, but really people who regular the Minecraft megathreads should know by now not to go off saying "oh lol i'm page king hurr".
Woah I didn't even notice I was banned in this thread.
Let me check... Only one I have is for this: daijitsu banned DesumThePanda for 1 Day in A furry romance rape story. [NSFW] with the reason “Meme Reply” If you don't like people posting memes then make a rules page. This forum is very diffrent from ones I've been to.
Checking [QUOTE]SteveUK banned Activeellis for 3 Days in Anyone else ever walked in while your mom was masturbating? with the reason “Dumb post your”[/QUOTE] Dont ask.
[QUOTE=Beetle179;23787266]That wasn't because you were the page king, it's because you acknowledged you were. Which is still pretty stupid, but really people who regular the Minecraft megathreads should know by now not to go off saying "oh lol i'm page king hurr".[/QUOTE] Its a regular practice across all of the sections. And from all the veteran face punchers I've talked to were surprised by it.
[QUOTE=verynicelady;23777950]Don't log out if you want to appeal in the refugee camp as a banned account is IP banned for the duration of the ban, or for three months if it's a permaban. He does? I'm surprised I'm not demodded by now then, since a moderator's job is to reduce garry's workload not to increase it. lordskelzor you could have just quoted the actual post - motivators are pretty annoying and could be regarded by some as a meme. 4chan content isn't really welcome here either. Just saying.[/QUOTE] He does, you just haven't been demodded because you have not gone on any crazy banning sprees. I'm just saying sometimes you can be obnoxious and ban someone for some pretty doltish reasons. You're kind of like a bad cop that tickets everyone. There is no reason to demod you because you're technically doing your job correct, but everyone is annoyed by it in some sort of way.
[QUOTE=Theroy;23788906]He does, you just haven't been demodded because you have not gone on any crazy banning sprees. I'm just saying sometimes you can be obnoxious and ban someone for some pretty doltish reasons. You're kind of like a bad cop that tickets everyone. There is no reason to demod you because you're technically doing your job correct, but everyone is annoyed by it in some sort of way.[/QUOTE] I'm always happy to learn from any mistakes and hopefully improve. Get plenty of good examples of what you think I'm doing wrong and of the times garry has had to correct my moderating, and PM Mr Gestapo. If you're not happy with the performance of any moderator Mr Gestapo's the one to tell. Please stop posting about it in this thread, which is for an example of your stupidest ban. You can post about moderator performance in Ask Us About the Forums in General Discussion, or PM garry or Mr Gestapo.
[QUOTE=verynicelady;23789314] Please stop posting about it in this thread, which is for an example of your stupidest ban. You can post about moderator performance in Ask Us About the Forums in General Discussion, or PM garry or Mr Gestapo.[/QUOTE] Okay, thanks for the heads up.
Yeah so I had these two [B]totally retarded[/B] bans, I mean that verynicelady is such a bad person- he banned me for breaking the rules. Who does he think he is, a mod? :frog:
..verynice lady is a girl, Ali.
I contemplated the fact that the name implied she was a female, but decided that without proof, I would have to assume he was male. Anyway, this one time someone was "I AM CHIK DERP" and then it turned out that they weren't actually a female. This sets a precedent for all internet users. Sorry.
I don't get banned very often. Probably half the time, the reason is ridiculous. Sometimes it's pretty legitimate, though.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23771902]Wrong section bans, can't they just move it? I mean if it was a mistake you shouldn't really get banned for it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong Thread" -verynicelady)[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("I love cocks" - verynicelady))[/highlight][/QUOTE] How did no one notice that yet?
Die_Hard was automatically banned for 7 days for saying “to the bunker” all I did was say "it's time to get into the bunker" :ohdear:
Mr. Gestapo permabanned Katamarijr in Warez? LAWL with the reason “Extended” Rusty100 banned Katamarijr for 7 Days in SPORE™ Galactic Adventures is Now on Steam with the reason “Warez” All i did was spam emotes
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Once a guy got banned because he died I heard. I geuss thats the AWSOMEST
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let's see [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/events/ban.png[/img] JohnnyMo1 banned DainBramageStudios for 1 Day in [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=23425210#post23425210]My dog is going to die and I have no idea what to do when she's gone[/url] with the reason “Shit post”
17 Months ago Mr. Gestapo banned Teh man for 1 Day in Do you like the above users Avatar? with the reason “Sent me a dumb PM”
Check mine :smug:
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