• Weird people & things you saw in public
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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49397378]I saw a drunkard staggering on the street this morning as he wobbled about and was apparently spewing gibberish the whole time. He was the reason why all the dogs on the street were barking. :vs:[/QUOTE] Oh hey neighbor. Sorry about that.
I once saw a little person who had down syndrome and was paralyzed Must really fucking suck to be him
When I worked at a DIY center I saw someone shaped like this [t]https://www.likefigures.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/o/b/obelix_coloured_by_crossbones88-d4nmzcn.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=gokiyono;49398346]When I worked at a DIY center I saw someone shaped like this [t]https://www.likefigures.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/o/b/obelix_coloured_by_crossbones88-d4nmzcn.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Actually just two days ago i saw a guy dressed as a giant tomato riding the subway during the rush hour. Because of the obviously round shape of his suit he was taking a lot of precious space in the car and could barely hold the handrail, which was driving people around him crazy.
About two years ago, I was working at the airport, helping at the check-in area for KLM and Air France. Because both airlines are part of the same group, things usually got confusing when both airlines operated flights on the same day. So there was one day when we had to work on both airlines at the same time, yet after the initial rush there were barely any people coming. Then a lady with a kid and another guy (Who I assumed were her child and husband) appears and asks where is the counter for KLM. Then she asks me if she can buy an additional fly ticket for the kid. I consult her flight schedule, she's stopping in France to make a connection flight to Italy. So just in case, I ask her if the kid has an entry permit for Italy. He doesn't. Mistakes happen, right? So I ask again if the kid has, at least, a passport. He doesn't has a passport either. At this point I just gave up and told her to "talk it over" with the people at the counter. The woman tells the kid (Seriously, she really said this) "OK, we're going to get you a passport really quick, and board the plane", and heads to the counter. My shift ended in five minutes, and there was so little people our supervisor told me and another two coworkers to go home early. We go to the offices in the back, pick up our stuff, and leave the airport. And I'll never forget this, as we walked through the lobby, we came across the woman and his husband discussing things with an immigrations officer. The kid is just standing near, playing on a DS, not giving a damn about anything. He looks up to me, and tells me, completely deadpan, "We're not going to fly today" I still wonder what the hell was that woman thinking.
white morpheus is a regular customer at the store i work at. i've never seen him without his trenchcoat or his circle sunglasses
There was a shirtless crackhead here who chased after moving trams and yelling for his mom and help in russian
was on the tram once and a fursuit got on literally that entire side of the tram evacuated to the other side, and the fursuit stood there alone
This was around midnight a month or so ago. I wanted to get some late night food and this guy comes up the hill, shirtless and pulling a busted up sofa. I saw him a few days later while waiting for the bus. He must have recognized me since he greeted me with a wave.
Since it took me too long to find the exact post I made in WEIRD KIDS AT YOUR SCHOOL. I'll just re-write it here. It belongs here anyways. So back a couple months ago, when it was warm and I was running at the local track more frequently, there was this small tailgate party in the parking lot. Nothing out of the ordinary, but up against the fence of the track; there was this large blob sporting a monster energy drink hoodie, sweats, big over-ear headphones that were connected to what appeared to be a nintendo DS. I didn't think much of it, just some fat weird guy sitting around away from the tailgate party. He looked to be anywhere between ages 17-20. I did my usual run, passed by him a couple times. (I mean he was sitting right there on the track, just up against the fence) Halfway through my run, I thought I heard someone running up behind me, heaving heavily, I turn around and that guy that was sitting up against the fence starts jogging, grunting, trying to catch up to me. He tried to intentionally bump into me each time he tried to pass me. It was cringey.
When I visited Denmark with my family back in 2001, we saw some overweight man walking around giving out copies of [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help!_I%27m_a_Fish]this movie[/url] I wish I was making that up :v: Oh, and don't forget when I saw some kid trying to sell fake diamonds on the street, while claiming they were real
So there's this Christian guy in my town [t]http://catpanic.eu/upl/1443449711498%20%282%29.jpg[/t] Notice that he doesn't wear any footwear. He doesn't believe in wearing it because "God made us without footwear, thus we shouldn't either." (Or something with god creating us naked or something.) Yeah. And if you didn't think that was silly enough, he works at a big hospital two towns away. (About 10 - 12 minutes with train.) And guess what, he wears footwear at the hospital. :why:
Oh man, I work security in a really sketchy part of the city here and it's hard to have a single day go by without something weird happening. We have this dude who hangs around the Mall called Paul. Paul's real big into doing three things: bugging people for money, forgetting his belongings in random ass places (usually hallways and fire exits), and [B]stripping naked[/B] (all the goddamn time). I've only been working for 3 months at this place and I've (personally) witnessed Paul getting naked in the mall not once, not twice, but FIVE times. And I mean butt fuckin' naked (it's a terrible sight). Three times in fire escapes, once near a REALLY busy street, and once near the [I]middle of the mall.[/I] Dude also leaves his clothes behind in a trail sometimes and will yell at anyone that tells him to put his pants back on. There was also this other dude one time who was (allegedly) trying to walk out with some can of protein powder without paying. The owner was holding onto his backpack when this guy screamed "I NEED MY MEDICINE", grabbed the bag and fucking BOOKED it outta there. Never seen that guy since.
I saw these two "zombies" on the late night bus I was getting home. I call them that because the two of them had heavily scratched up faces absolutely covered in blood and I think one of them had skin hanging off as well. I just wondered how they could not be in pain and how big of an fight/accident they had to of been involved in to be in that state.
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