My one ban on this website still haunts me, especially because I'm now an adovcate of anti piracy, not like the way corporations are tying to do it but more like a "if you have the funds don't pirate stuff" type of person. Like I bought the game I asked for when it eventually released, but still I wish I had more self control back then. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=hippowombat;49484793]I shat my pants at a Denny's when I was 19.
Also when I first started here I had never been on a forum before and I was a huge asshole.[/QUOTE]
To be fair there pancakes felt sick ( they made me feel sick like I had a surger overload or something it was one of there pre sauce ones peanut butter ) and one of there salads had mold in it.
Almost everyday when got off the bus in 7th to go home, id activate my sprint key and jog fast, and slow to a speedwalk when my stamina got depleted and needed to wait for my imaginary stamina bar to recharge (kinda like hl2)
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49483961]I called my 4th grade teacher mommy.[/QUOTE]
An older woman yelling at you about how you didn't do your homework, i could see how you got those wires crossed.
Unless it was a male teacher. That'd be weird.
Back when I was in grade 4 I wrote some weird-ass sonic crossover that had my mates in it for no reason. The worst thing about is that I think I wrote atleast 2 sequels to this shit
My first youtube channel was for watching DOAX2 videos. I went on to make a top ten in windows movie maker for my best consoles evenknow the only consoles I played were Dendi, Xbox 360, PS1, and PS2. I placed Xbox 360 in 10th place, some other consoles I didn't know that well in the middle, and PS2 in first since I owned one by then. And the background music was MSI - Stupid MF.
I was probably 11 or 12 years old
i had a red trucker hat with "OTAKU" written on it that i wore everywhere because it was part of my identity, and also because letting everyone know that i was super nerd was super cool, right?
the only reason i stoped using it was because i lost it.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;49471617]Remember the furry section?
I do...[/QUOTE]
Ugh, so many terrible posts there.
I still miss it tho.
getting gold member from hezzy after being told i spotted some forum exploit when i didnt then immediately posting in refugee camp on a permabanned users unban app
I remember when I was 12 or 13, we were supposed to pen a short piece of music by ourselves and then play it to the class. I thought I'd be smart and take down a random few bars out of a music book at home, since you know, none of this music [I]actually[/I] exists, all the songs in music books are written by ghosts, those fools in music class would be none the wiser. Done, sorted, back to shooting bitches in GTA2.
Teacher wasn't really impressed when I blasted 'Super Trooper' by Abba out of my keyboard a few days later.
Back at my vocational highschool, freshman year (In like, 2012 when memes were still kindof relevant) we were screen printing our own tee-shirts with photos or pictures we found online. I made a troll face shirt and wore it around school for a few days until I stopped because I realized how fucking stupid it was and people were making fun of me for it.
When I was young, a dude dressed as Clifford the Big Red Dog came into school and I slapped his ass so hard I had to go to the principal's office.
All the content I watched on youtube in 2006 and 2007 contained some degree of cringe. But that's not the worst part.
A few of those old users still make content today, no longer as edgy teenagers, but as grown men. They still engage in youtube drama, and it's still cringey and awful.
I started crying too easily.
I was obsessed with sonic at the age of 11
2015 was the only year so far that I can remember and think proudly: yes, at last a cringe-free year.
I used to own a fedora when I was like 12.
[QUOTE=HGrunt;49499218]2015 was the only year so far that I can remember and think proudly: yes, at last a cringe-free year.[/QUOTE]
I think that just means you cringed so hard the memory got repressed from the collective consciousness of the human race
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49499284]I used to own a fedora when I was like 12.[/QUOTE]
Dude I did to haha!
Literally too many incidents to name
Here's one: back in 6th grade i was the shy / chubby kid, it was near christmas and these two cute girls (one of which I had a crush on) were going around offering everyone candy canes, they gave me a candy cane and the girl I had a crush on hugged me, it caught me so off guard i shrieked like a little girl and dropped the candy cane on the ground :(
Also: back in 4th grade the "hottest girl in the school" at the time literally asked me if i wanted to go out with her. i panicked and said no. :goodjob:
I once thought "that's what your mom said last night" was a legit comeback
I was once a brony
When i moved to a new school and had to introduce myself to my classmates back in secondary my words were (and i quote)
"My name is _______ and i'm virgin and easy"
the silence was so overwhelmingly cringeful that i had to swallow my own embarrasment and didn't said a single word for days. what the actual fuck was i thinking.
Let's just say i'm glad the furry subforum got nuked. Holy fuck I wish I could punch my past self in the teeth.
All I gotta do is look in the mirror, or think about everything I've ever done
Or open one of my old art sketchbooks.
ech. :sick:
Once, when I was in primary, my class had to sing "Earth Angel", so there was "happiness" in the lyrics. While reading the lyrics out, my friend told me to "read 'happiness' without the 'hap', try it!"
... so I shouted "PENIS" out loud in class.
But that's just "ness" then.
[QUOTE=cartman300;49507329]But that's just "ness" then.[/QUOTE]
My bad, edited
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My ban history
[QUOTE=Petrussen;49507464]ughh..
[url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1017789&p=25679041&viewfull=1#post25679041[/url][/QUOTE]
your fucking avatar; that scene makes me laugh so fucking much.
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I remember thinking I was some hotshot when I was able to get on a server with garry and some other dude who helped garry develop hoverballs in Gmod9.
I'm pretty damn sure my first post on here I tried to post like 10 huge screenshots from some base I built on gm_construct and yes..
I just dragged and dropped the drive directory where the images were on my computer onto the post as if it would just instantly become an uploaded image on the internet from my computer instantaneously. I felt pretty stupid after people being ironic in the first few posts about being able to see the images until one guy explained it to me
I caught my elder brother masturbating once when I entered his room. We looked each other straight in the eye for a second and then he shoved his dick back and covered it up by saying he was just "scratching his balls". I replied with "dude,it's totally normal to fap" and left the room red-faced.
I couldn't stop thinking about what I said after that...
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