[QUOTE=Tools;49484888]The oldest topic I remember was my "PS3 or Wii" topic, where I went on to buying an Xbox 360
Yeah.. :/[/QUOTE]
the real joke here is that u bought a console
can pentium please come contribute
When I was young, and we went shopping and I tagged along I was always the one to push the trolley around. It became a reflex for me to go out and get one, then follow my mom / sister / friend / whoever I was with.
So this one time we didn't have a trolley when we were shopping. I got super-bored and went into some kind of "automated existence" -mode. This caused me to randomly grab a trolley right next to us due to us always having one, and then begin following our group. I think it was my sister that turned around, looked confused as fuck and said
"*My name*, we didn't take a trolley..."
and I went
"Oh SHIT!"
And took it back where I picked it up from, apologizing like the world was ending to the people looking for their trolley. It had their handbags and everything in it. :v:
This was like 15 years ago and it still eats me to this day.
Almost every single time I get drunk as fuck. Thankfully I can laugh at myself (after the hangover though, *cough*), otherwise I'd probably have jumped off a bridge or something.
[QUOTE=Hanso;49484377]When I was a kid, I convinced my little brother that Mewtwo was our real dad and that when he went to sleep I went to the digital world.[/QUOTE]
When I was like 8 my brother would open the oven and place bank notes on the hatch and claim that the oven was a portal leading to Duckburg and that he had been hanging out with Uncle Scrooge.
Once he was in the kitchen imitating a duck and I would walk out wondering what the sound was and he would stand there with the oven hatch open and say that Uncle Scrooge was visiting and that he just left, then he would close the hatch and go play video games or something.
I can't fucking believe I thought it was all for real, this went on every day for like 2 weeks until I understood he fucking with me
All of my posts in [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1319915&p=42723827&viewfull=1#post42723827"]No Fap November 2013[/URL]
i have about a billion things to cringe at
i used to have an mlp avatar with memetext on it saying "get out" for my steam avatar about 3 years ago
i thought i was so cool because i ran with my hands behind my back in 3rd grade during gym
a decent amount of my posts in fast anime
trying to force my friends to watch mlp 2 years ago (one of the things i am most ashamed of)
i used to annoy my friends on steam, but i didn't know that they didn't want to talk to me
once i signed "poop" in the signature area when signing the receipt for ordering pizza
in 6th grade i put the name "justin bieber" in the space for writing the name of the owner of a textbook
once my sister saw me scratching my balls
I thought skipping school and acting ghetto was cool at one point.
I was once a hardcore brony and only talked about it for a year straight. That same year, I wore a mlp sweatshirt that I stained with taco grease.
I also had an insanely greasy face.
I would actively talk about fetishes to people I barely knew.
I paraded the fact that I used 4chan often back in middle school, all the way up til sophomore year of high school.
I also joked around about having nothing but terabytes of porn and gore on my hard drives at home.
I would meditate in the middle of the soccer field back in middle school with a naruto headband on.
I masturbated next to one of my old friends under the same blanket, next to him. He did it too.
I used to wear a fedora back in middle school.
I would constantly quote the annoying orange back when it first came out.
Last year I would also parade about being part of the "PC Master Race".
Last year I would always make racist jokes and constantly spout racist humor, and if anyone was offended by me, I would tell them to stop being such a little bitch.
I wrote MLP erotic fanfiction.
I constantly read MLP erotic fanfiction.
I masturbated 3 times in public.
Back in 2011 when I first became a brony, I went into a chatroom and talked about how I needed to close a wound with a lighter since I cut myself badly, and tried defending myself when everyone was calling me out on my bullshit.
I also had an imaginary friend that I pretended was my girlfriend.
I was a really fucking cringeworthy person less than 2 years ago, and that's only the stuff I can remember immediately. I'm sure if I really sat down and thought about it I could find tons more.
Thank god i'm nothing like that nowadays.
I've got two worth mentioning.
1. On an old BIONICLE fansite I tried to start a comedy fanfic where the Toa Metru went to watch The Lion King 1 1/2 (One of the Direct-to-DVD sequels Disney was pumping out in the 2000s) while interacting with the characters from that movie as inspired by the MST-esque silhouettes of said characters fooling around during the film itself. I regretted it immediately after I posted it and never came back to the topic when I finished. Not my finest moment, and it's one of the few things I'm glad was lost when the site's old forums were lost to hacker corruption.
2. My dad and I went to the midnight premiere of a Star Wars exhibition in the state's biggest science museum back in 2006. One of the funnest nights of my life, getting to see a bunch of props from the first six movies and get a Boba Fett helmet signed by Jeremy Bulloch, but there was one point during outside line-waiting where me and a kid I buddied up with during the night were fooling around with my helmet when members of the local 501st group came by. I tried to borrow one of the stormtrooper's rifles for a photo while talking roleplay-style about wanting to offer the kid up as a bounty, but in a rough way where I just made a grab for the gun. One thing led to another and I was grabbed and "arrested" by the troopers while an Imperial officer went on about the Empire didn't deal with bounty hunters. It was over after a few seconds and neither they nor my dad held it against me for the incident, but it was the lowest point in the night and I'm still unhappy with the whole thing.
I started a Zombie Defense Club in high school, six years ago. It was really just supposed to be us watching zombie films, maybe play some Left 4 Dead or similar games. So I guess it wasn't really as cringeworthy as it could have been, but I kinda wished I had just started something that didn't sound so fucking dumb like the "zombie defense club".
Oh yeah and I had the film club do a commercial for it. For the whole school to watch during morning announcements.
Sometimes I think about 10th grade and what a little crybaby I was and it makes me want to go back in time and kill myself
When I was 7 I would shitpost on a Toontown fan forum. Everyone hated me and insulted me, but I was too dumb to notice because I was 7.
I used to have an anime avatar.
in 5th grade, i included mlp characters in my stories that i had to write in writing assignments
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PID3EHAMRQk[/media]
I made this and thought this was the funniest thing I've ever done. How it got 1.5m views I have no clue.
I made, to my knowledge, the 2nd most if not the most popular version of the "grabbin pills / pills here" picture. (2nd Google result for 'grabbing pills', 1st for 'pills here'.)
[IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/meme/images/e/ec/PILLS_HERE_by_TylerTheBox.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110906071210[/IMG]
I met my girlfriend through a Brony social network just over a year ago. Out of all the after-shame being a horsefucker brought me, it also brought me the yin to my yang, so I'd say that the shit and flaming I took for it was worth it in the end.
Still haven't watched the show past mid-season 2, but I don't think I need to at this point.
A British couple or something went to visit our school once with a red car which I don't remember the name.
We then had to draw their car.
I didnt give a shit about it though and drew something violent. Couldn't bring myself to tear the paper and start again.
using "el elitist /s4s/ memes" irl around 2013
back in 2012 i was a total ponyfaggot and /mlp/ shitposter
also i was spamming and being retarded on tf2 in 2011
thinking ragefaces are cool in 2010
[editline]14th January 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49499284]I used to own a fedora when I was like 12.[/QUOTE]
fedoras are actually cool i have purple one with peacock feather
I purposely pulled my pants sort-of down in 2nd grade just enough so my butt would show. The teachers never saw, but some kid behind me was whispering stuff like "Ha, it's his BUTT!" He then proceeded to stick his finger periodically up my ass, and I acted like nothing was happening.
What the fuck was wrong with me then...
drew naked men when i was like 8
found the drawings around 10 years later, my mom had written stuff on-top of them
[QUOTE=Saphirx;49530526]drew naked men when i was like 8
found the drawings around 10 years later, my mom had written stuff on-top of them[/QUOTE]
What kind of stuff did she write?
Not too long ago I went to chick fil a and ordered a chicken sandwich, they forgot to give me ketchup so I went back to the counter to get some and the lady at the counter said "hey how can I help you?" I said "Hey could I have some ketchup?" the lady points over to a counter with all sorts of condiments, and tells me there's ketchup and condiments were right there. I didn't take two seconds to look for ketchup. I felt kinda stupid.
Just look at my events list and you'll see.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/user/robloxlover2435[/url]
the entirety
[QUOTE=CryoDragon;49532408]Just look at my events list and you'll see.[/QUOTE]
yes, boostarding yourself is pretty dumb
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;49471495]Haha shit, I forgot! My ban history too. (It only goes back 80 months (6.7 years))[/QUOTE]
If we are comparing bans you have all already lost
[QUOTE=ILLUMM;49532517][url]https://www.youtube.com/user/robloxlover2435[/url]
the entirety[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;ECMvwk6uWIg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECMvwk6uWIg[/video]
[b]thank god my 2011 youtube accout got nuked like japan[/b]
In school, we were meant to do a painting on a hallway wall with a specific theme for a class, so we decided to paint a compass. The painting was pretty shitty, but little did we know that the cardinal directions were completely wrong. Only after couple weeks did I realize that they were wrong, so I tried redeeming myself by fixing it with a pencil. IIRC I still did them wrong.
Best part is, the classroom it was next to was used to help immigrants settle in or something.
Kill me.
[QUOTE=MyBumBum;49498823]When I was young, a dude dressed as Clifford the Big Red Dog came into school and I slapped his ass so hard I had to go to the principal's office.[/QUOTE]
why
I have multiple cringe stories. but i feel like this one is the most needed.
I once worked on a animated series and i almost finished the first episode after half a year. that was in middle school mind you, Randomly i decided to not upload it. and a few weeks later i noticed so many flaws that it would make anyone with slight writing skill will cry. i have the video in my computer. but i don't wish to show it. but here's a good way to describe it.[sp]self-insert[/sp]
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