[QUOTE=1feaF56aF1469;50480921]someone say a really savage joke[/QUOTE]
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
It wasn't born yesterday.
These jokes are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by police.
I like my women like I like my cigars.
[sp]7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack[/sp]
After death, there is only one organ in the female body that remains warm.
[sp]My dick[/sp]
What's grey and looks good on cops and firemen?
[sp]The World Trade Center[/sp]
What did the Somalian boy say when he had diarrhea?
[sp]"I'm melting!"[/sp]
What do you call an Asian with one leg?
[sp]Tie Won Shoo[/sp]
What's the difference between a gay and a microwave?
[sp]The microwave doesn't brown the meat[/sp]
Why did the sperm cross the road?
[sp]I wore the wrong socks today[/sp]
Why do so many different types of alcohol have feminine names?
[sp]It reminds the alcoholic of the wives and girlfriends he lost to his problems.[/sp]
What was Paul Walker's real name?
Road Rash.
[editline]10th June 2016[/editline]
Oh, here's another one
Whats the worst thing about locking your keys inside your car next to an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Which part of the world has the most jews?
[sp]the atmosphere[/sp]
:snip:
What's another word for a black rights movement?
[sp]Prison riot[/sp]
How can you fit a family of jews in a two seat car?
[sp] ashtray[/sp]
A jew, a black and a muslim are all standing on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, [sp]so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.[/sp]
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" [sp]Then I unplugged his life support.[/sp]
What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
[sp]takes only one to ruin a good town[/sp]
What do you call a homosexual on roller skates?
[sp]Rolaids[/sp]
-nvm-
[QUOTE=Ott;51118332]What do you call a homosexual on roller skates?
[sp]Rolaids[/sp][/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;l6t9g5p094g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6t9g5p094g[/video]
Why does gay people need to close their mouths when in headwind?
[sp]The draft[/sp]
Do Asian people see in widescreen?
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
[sp]One gets eaten when it comes out of the oven.[/sp]
[URL="https://hugelolcdn.com/i/412082.jpg"]What's the best way to sneak cigarettes in an American high school?[/URL]
what happened to cletus when he had sex with his teacher?[sp]he got expelled from homeschool[/sp]
I hope you guys like dead baby jokes.
-What's worse than ten babys in a trash can?
--One baby in ten trash cans.
-How many babys does it take to paint a wall?
--depends on how hard you throw them.
-How many babys does it take to make a baseball team?
--well how many bats do they need?
-whats the difference between a tree and a baby?
--a tree doesn't scream when it's sawed in half
-Whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babys?
--I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
-How do you get a baby to stop crying?
--You cut off it's head.
-What's the difference between a log and a baby?
--a log doesn't need gasoline to stay on fire.
-How can you tell if a baby is retarded?
--If it survives a 200 foot drop, it's not retarded.
-what's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
--One is fun to smash with my sledgehammer. The other is a fruit.
-How do you baptize a baby?
--hold it underwater for 100 seconds.
-What is it like being a retarded baby?
--I would ask junior but I already put him down
-Why did the baby cross the road?
--It was that or the orphanage.
Quite a few of these I made up over the years. A few of them I made off the top of my head.
[QUOTE=Redfiend;51125189]What do a Jew and a Pizza have in common?
[sp]Both get eaten when they come out of the oven.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Fixed it for you
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