• Show me your offensive/dark jokes
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someone say a really savage joke
[QUOTE=1feaF56aF1469;50480921]someone say a really savage joke[/QUOTE] Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday.
These jokes are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by police. I like my women like I like my cigars. [sp]7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack[/sp] After death, there is only one organ in the female body that remains warm. [sp]My dick[/sp] What's grey and looks good on cops and firemen? [sp]The World Trade Center[/sp] What did the Somalian boy say when he had diarrhea? [sp]"I'm melting!"[/sp] What do you call an Asian with one leg? [sp]Tie Won Shoo[/sp] What's the difference between a gay and a microwave? [sp]The microwave doesn't brown the meat[/sp] Why did the sperm cross the road? [sp]I wore the wrong socks today[/sp]
Why do so many different types of alcohol have feminine names? [sp]It reminds the alcoholic of the wives and girlfriends he lost to his problems.[/sp]
What was Paul Walker's real name? Road Rash. [editline]10th June 2016[/editline] Oh, here's another one Whats the worst thing about locking your keys inside your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Which part of the world has the most jews? [sp]the atmosphere[/sp]
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What's another word for a black rights movement? [sp]Prison riot[/sp]
How can you fit a family of jews in a two seat car? [sp] ashtray[/sp]
A jew, a black and a muslim are all standing on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, [sp]so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.[/sp] My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" [sp]Then I unplugged his life support.[/sp]
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? [sp]takes only one to ruin a good town[/sp]
What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? [sp]Rolaids[/sp]
-nvm-
[QUOTE=Ott;51118332]What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? [sp]Rolaids[/sp][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;l6t9g5p094g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6t9g5p094g[/video]
Why does gay people need to close their mouths when in headwind? [sp]The draft[/sp]
Do Asian people see in widescreen?
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? [sp]One gets eaten when it comes out of the oven.[/sp]
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what happened to cletus when he had sex with his teacher?[sp]he got expelled from homeschool[/sp]
I hope you guys like dead baby jokes. -What's worse than ten babys in a trash can? --One baby in ten trash cans. -How many babys does it take to paint a wall? --depends on how hard you throw them. -How many babys does it take to make a baseball team? --well how many bats do they need? -whats the difference between a tree and a baby? --a tree doesn't scream when it's sawed in half -Whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babys? --I don't have a ferrari in my garage. -How do you get a baby to stop crying? --You cut off it's head. -What's the difference between a log and a baby? --a log doesn't need gasoline to stay on fire. -How can you tell if a baby is retarded? --If it survives a 200 foot drop, it's not retarded. -what's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? --One is fun to smash with my sledgehammer. The other is a fruit. -How do you baptize a baby? --hold it underwater for 100 seconds. -What is it like being a retarded baby? --I would ask junior but I already put him down -Why did the baby cross the road? --It was that or the orphanage. Quite a few of these I made up over the years. A few of them I made off the top of my head.
[QUOTE=Redfiend;51125189]What do a Jew and a Pizza have in common? [sp]Both get eaten when they come out of the oven.[/sp][/QUOTE] Fixed it for you
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