[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;46399512]Alright, lemme get this embarrassing shit off my chest
-I pick my nose like ALL the time. Sometimes I forget I'm even doing it. I wash my hands constantly because of this.
-I am WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too easy to get horny. I've been in an amazing relationship with my girlfriend for 2 years now and even doing as much as hugging me and giving me a kiss on the lips can give me a boner at times.
-Speaking of being horny, I masturbate every day. Every. Day. There has never been one day from the time I was 11 years old to now that I haven't at least [I]tried[/I] to masturbate at least once a day.
-I am absolutely fucking terrible with keeping in contact with people I know and love. I don't know if it's a motivation thing, if it's an anxiety thing or what, but the longer I don't talk to someone, the worse I feel, but the less motivation I have to contact them. It's so fucking stupid and I've lost contact with a few friends because of this.
-I obsess over TV, movies and video games way too easily. The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad have taken up so much of the last two years of my life that it's actually kind of depressing. I still love them, though.
-Vegetables? Fuck em'. I just don't find very many vegetables to be that appetizing, which sucks because it's exactly what I should be eating. If it's the color green, chances are I'm not a fan. And on top of that, I eat way too much out-of-the-box shit like pizza pockets, mac and cheese and junk food in general.
-I don't exercise that much at all excluding my 2 hour walks every week, but the worst part is, my body has a really good base, so if I actually put the time into working out, I would look a lot better. I just don't do it that often.
-I've been addicted to playing video games/being on the computer pretty much ever since I was 3 years old.
-I criticize myself way too much and I dwell on negative shit more than I should. I like to tell myself that everything's fine, but it's done a considerable amount of damage to me so far and there's still one hell of a ride left to go.[/QUOTE]
you and I are pretty much the same person holy shit
[QUOTE=Banned?;46404382]
Get mad at people over video games.
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This is another vice of mine. I don't think I can play more than five matches with someone on Smash Bros. without me getting angry, even if I'm winning.
[QUOTE=Lepaz;46404662]This is another vice of mine. I don't think I can play more than five matches with someone on Smash Bros. without me getting angry, even if I'm winning.[/QUOTE]
I play Dota. I am as calm as a Hindu cow when I play with my five stack but pub games? I blow up on people really hard.
[QUOTE=Banned?;46404665]I play Dota. I am as calm as a Hindu cow when I play with my five stack but pub games? I blow up on people really hard.[/QUOTE]
I usually just insta-mute everyone when I join a game in LoL. There's not a lot of stuff that can be communicated in chat as opposed to with pings, anyways.
[QUOTE=Lepaz;46404681]I usually just insta-mute everyone when I join a game in LoL. There's not a lot of stuff that can be communicated in chat as opposed to with pings, anyways.[/QUOTE]
I've tried really hard to communicate with pings and voice wheel, but some people just don't get it. Some people don't get it regardless when I say "So and so just got an Invis rune and they're coming mid, back up duder." and then fifteen seconds later they die because they didn't bother listening.
1) Computer addiction
2) masturbation
3) Laziness
4) Anxiety (not the bad kind.. the lazy kind)
- Fapping
- Eating when bored
- Motivation is random and comes at the worst times.
Best time to be motivated is at 11pm, right?.. right?
- I stay up to 2-3 am
- I shower everyday to a lot of the time once every 2 days to sometimes 3 (depends if I worked or not)
I play APB: Reloaded even though the game is pay to win garbage with a mostly toxic playerbase. [I]What the fuck is wrong with me?[/I]
Also, Sensationalist Headlines.
[QUOTE=Clovis;46414476]i have this really dirty grimey habit of [sp]scraping plaque off of my teeth[/sp] with my fingernails[/QUOTE]
To be honest that's not that bad since I do that as well but its only after brushing my teeth to check if there is any plaque I may have not gotten while brushing.
masturbation
crack my knuckles almost literally every five seconds
need to do muh homework
I like pushing pointy objects into my gums, usually in the back where my wisdom teeth are growing in. When I was younger, when I pulled out teeth, I would flip them over and stab them back into their now-vacant spot. I don't know why but it feels so good.
I eat a LOT of sweets.
I take a lot of naps.
I play too much video games.
I procrastinate a lot.
I usually sit in chairs with my feet on the chair or in a weird position. I mostly do it out of comfort.
I bunch up the skin on my wrists and rub it against my mouth, lips closed.
I bite on soft-parts of my skin, not hard, just a little hard enough to leave marks, which since my skin is sensitive, isn't that much pressure anyway.
Although I don't eat incredibly unhealthy, I spend way to much time sitting
Other bad habits include scratching and picking my scalp way to often
Drinking. I do it a lot more when I'm upset.
Oh and being a lazy shit
I procrastinate like a motherfucker, unless it's something very important. I also bite my nails when i'm nervous.
Pretty much criticize myself too much, even over little things.
As most people, I procrastinate.
Mainly not having the motivation to work out again after doing so before.
Whenever I make some sort of accomplishment I always end up bragging about it to a friend that probably doesn't care.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;46399512]Alright, lemme get this embarrassing shit off my chest
-I pick my nose like ALL the time. Sometimes I forget I'm even doing it. I wash my hands constantly because of this.
-I am WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too easy to get horny. I've been in an amazing relationship with my girlfriend for 2 years now and even doing as much as hugging me and giving me a kiss on the lips can give me a boner at times.
-Speaking of being horny, I masturbate every day. Every. Day. There has never been one day from the time I was 11 years old to now that I haven't at least [I]tried[/I] to masturbate at least once a day.
-I am absolutely fucking terrible with keeping in contact with people I know and love. I don't know if it's a motivation thing, if it's an anxiety thing or what, but the longer I don't talk to someone, the worse I feel, but the less motivation I have to contact them. It's so fucking stupid and I've lost contact with a few friends because of this.
-I obsess over TV, movies and video games way too easily. The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad have taken up so much of the last two years of my life that it's actually kind of depressing. I still love them, though.
-Vegetables? Fuck em'. I just don't find very many vegetables to be that appetizing, which sucks because it's exactly what I should be eating. If it's the color green, chances are I'm not a fan. And on top of that, I eat way too much out-of-the-box shit like pizza pockets, mac and cheese and junk food in general.
-I don't exercise that much at all excluding my 2 hour walks every week, but the worst part is, my body has a really good base, so if I actually put the time into working out, I would look a lot better. I just don't do it that often.
-I've been addicted to playing video games/being on the computer pretty much ever since I was 3 years old.
-I criticize myself way too much and I dwell on negative shit more than I should. I like to tell myself that everything's fine, but it's done a considerable amount of damage to me so far and there's still one hell of a ride left to go.[/QUOTE]
Besides the whole veggies and TV deal, I suffer from pretty much the same stuff.
I itch my nose a lot which gets mistaken for picking it (i suppose it is pretty much the same thing).
I say "technically" and "literally" a lot.
If someone says something and i disagree with it, i make it known that i disagree with it all the time.
When i am right and i know i am right (have proof), i will not stop until you know you are wrong.
When people are being rude i need to make them feel like they are scum of the earth.
I burp and fart A LOT.
I am gross and unhygenic sometimes.
I laugh at other peoples failures.
Awkward silences make me so uncomfortable that i have verbal diarrhea.
When i have something to say, i think of 3 ways to say it in my head and then mash them all up together verbally which comes out like mumbled crap that is complete gibberish
I'm nearly complety nocturnal.
And i suck at speaking.
[editline]7th November 2014[/editline]
And writing.
I am a GRUMPY MOTHER FUCKER when I don't get enough sleep like I'm usually easy going but when I'm sleepy I turn into a completely different person like I get easily annoyed and stuff. I'm lazy as fuck and procrastinate like there's no tomorrow. I feel like I can accomplish a lot of things but I don't push myself to do them AP history for example I love history but since I'm lazy I probably wouldn't be able to handle all the work.
Hair pulling.
Compulsive nail biting, especially when I'm anxious, which is damn near constantly.
Both my hands have pretty much no fingernail to speak of that's usable. It's all bit back.
[QUOTE=greeley;46423968]I say "technically" and "literally" a lot.
If someone says something and i disagree with it, i make it known that i disagree with it all the time.
When i am right and i know i am right (have proof), i will not stop until you know you are wrong.
When people are being rude i need to make them feel like they are scum of the earth.
I laugh at other peoples failures.[/QUOTE]
I am this.
This is me.
-I drink so much now on a night out that stomach pumps are becoming a regular thing
-I smoke way too many cigarettes
-I religiously bite my nails until my fingers bleed
-I occasionally piss in the sink because I like dat freedom of not having to aim
-I eat way too many kebabs
i like eating
i like gnawing my fingernails off
i'm fat
i'm lazy
i love sweet stuff
i hog the pc all day
[B]im the ideal human being[/B]
i cant talk to girls for shit either
I don't even know how to tie a shoelace
I can't stop criticizing everything I see or hear.
