[QUOTE=matt.ant;46394199]Since when is masturbation a bad habit? I can understand unhealthy eating and smoking since they are actually bad for you[/QUOTE]
Kinda late but for my answer to this question it's a bad habit when if you flex your arms one bicep is noticeably larger than the other.
Not that I would know.
To stay more on topic one of the biggest things is I sometimes feel the need to take a shit but I don't because I'm lazy. Whenever I actually go shit it's basically an emergency.
if my teeth were a person, they would kill me and run away
I'm a lazy fuck and a bit of a procrastinator, but for all that I can still accomplish a lot if I buckle down to doing something. It doesn't seem to have affected my career in any measurable way though, since it's something I really am genuinely interested in.
I think that people care sometimes.
Whenever the harsh reality comes, I usually go on reddit and make grammatical errors so SOMEONE can care about the crap I say.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46430243]
-I occasionally piss in the sink because I like dat freedom of not having to aim
[/QUOTE]
Now this interests me....
I know a few other people that do this.... But yet when i tried to piss in the sink i just get a stupid amount of splash back all the time.... I think i just have a really strong piss flow.
Ball torture
[QUOTE=greeley;46453193]Now this interests me....
I know a few other people that do this.... But yet when i tried to piss in the sink i just get a stupid amount of splash back all the time.... I think i just have a really strong piss flow.[/QUOTE]
You're not pissing right, you're probably pissing directly onto a flat part of the sink which will of course result in splashback, you need to arrange your dick before hand to be pissingdown the inner wall of the sink.
See below detailed diagrams.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JwooVuO.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ybo54oR.jpg[/img]
Smoking cigarettes.
Weed, Weed, Weed.
In fact I'm having to take a month long tolerance break. I recently had a sit down and thought about how much I'd been smoking. It didn't even get me high anymore, it was just fucking up my lungs. Feels good though to be off the stuff. I for sure had some sort of mental addiction.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46454127]You're not pissing right, you're probably pissing directly onto a flat part of the sink which will of course result in splashback, you need to arrange your dick before hand to be pissingdown the inner wall of the sink.
See below detailed diagrams.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JwooVuO.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ybo54oR.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have a shitty sink like this
[IMG]http://www.bathroommonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bathroom-sinks-4.jpg[/IMG]
only 1 not 2, but its shallow and square so it splashes me nomatter where it is.
trust me bro, i've tried many ways.
i spend too much time combing my hair
[QUOTE=greeley;46454839]I have a shitty sink like this
[IMG]http://www.bathroommonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bathroom-sinks-4.jpg[/IMG]
only 1 not 2, but its shallow and square so it splashes me nomatter where it is.
trust me bro, i've tried many ways.[/QUOTE]
Ah the dreaded shallow square sink, these ones are a tricky bastard but still possible, arrange your penis so the urine will hit the longest side of the basin, preferably at a 30 degree angle, there should be no splashback.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46454874]Ah the dreaded shallow square sink, these ones are a tricky bastard but still possible, arrange your penis so the urine will hit the longest side of the basin, preferably at a 30 degree angle, there should be no splashback.[/QUOTE]
Far too much effort haha.
Toilet it is.
Definitely just going to get a urinal in my home when i get my own place.
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;46386268]I take too many long showers. they dry out my hair and skin but I just love sitting under the water for a long time just doing nothing. I also use too much tp after shitting, because I can't stand the thought of having shit on my ass[/QUOTE]
With hot water too, right? Too much showering dries your skin. And hair.
But yeah, don't get me started on toilet paper.
[QUOTE=greeley;46454885]Far too much effort haha.
Toilet it is.
Definitely just going to get a urinal in my home when i get my own place.[/QUOTE]
With your own owned home you can get a urinal fitted in your living room, it's next on my to-do list.
As much as I love my partner, I still get feelings for other people. It's fine because I can just tuck it away but I just feel [I]wrong[/I] for having a crush on somebody whilst being in love with somebody else.
This has happened with all three relationships I've had in my life. It's not that I feel unsatisfied or even that I don't love them and want to be with them, it's just that my mind doesn't stop developing feelings for others even when I'm in a committed relationship.
[editline]10th November 2014[/editline]
Also, I've luckily been able to escape from this, but until about last year I was a manipulative person. Thank fuck I realised what I was doing, even if it did cost me (an admittedly unhappy) relationship.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;46455527]As much as I love my partner, I still get feelings for other people. It's fine because I can just tuck it away but I just feel [I]wrong[/I] for having a crush on somebody whilst being in love with somebody else.
This has happened with all three relationships I've had in my life. It's not that I feel unsatisfied or even that I don't love them and want to be with them, it's just that my mind doesn't stop developing feelings for others even when I'm in a committed relationship.
[editline]10th November 2014[/editline]
Also, I've luckily been able to escape from this, but until about last year I was a manipulative person. Thank fuck I realised what I was doing, even if it did cost me (an admittedly unhappy) relationship.[/QUOTE]
[B]at least you have/had a partner[/B]
oh yeah i'm also like that rly often
[QUOTE=erkor;46455762][B]at least you have/had a partner[/B]
oh yeah i'm also like that rly often[/QUOTE]
Assuming you're pretty young you have a lot of time to date. I didn't enter any sort of relationship until 17 and that was nothing close to super serious. Assuming you're older, get yourself out there more. I know sometimes it can feel like you'll never find someone but you really will be surprised, one day you'll meet someone.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;46386063]I drink far more than I know I should.[/QUOTE]
You have drinking problem
[video=youtube;pl4plPGRG8o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o[/video]
Masturbating to freaky fetish porn that makes me wonder what's wrong with me.
Sometimes I wish I grew up before the internet cause then I would probably be turned on by vanilla stuff like boobs.
I browse Facepunch
Jerkin' the gherkin.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;46459356]Jerkin' the gherkin.[/QUOTE]
"Greasing your gator" is the more politically correct term nowadays.
Cigarettes, fast food, alcohol, inactivity, drugs. Yeah, i'm dying young.
drugs are great. i would probably get hooked on meth or heroin if i had access to either of those things.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;46459308]Masturbating to freaky fetish porn that makes me wonder what's wrong with me.
Sometimes I wish I grew up before the internet cause then I would probably be turned on by vanilla stuff like boobs.[/QUOTE]
Be careful with fetish porn stuff because if you get into it perminantly and only watch that, your brain will see that as an only way to get aroused and could lead to Porn ED
slack off all the time at uni
addicted to lemonade (*bonus points as I sometimes drink directly from the bottle)
masturbate to hentai constantly
zero motivation
no plans for future
on weekends often spend days in my pyjamas
hate vegetables
have been a game addict since i was 4 (and will never ever stop)
basically allot of things people have posted here already
[QUOTE=greeley;46461610]Be careful with fetish porn stuff because if you get into it perminantly and only watch that, your brain will see that as an only way to get aroused and could lead to Porn ED[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;Z3CBnIuTO1U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3CBnIuTO1U[/video]
I imagine two characters I really just want to stay close friends making out and spooning while I fall asleep.
I also often say shit I regret later.
Being lazy.
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