I think i am going to sleep now. it's getting late.
22:16
Eninco's showing symptoms of hyperactivity. No idea if this counts towards infection. I should arrive at sweland in the next 10 minutes, then I'm going to hold out til morning.
Day 50, I'm starting to get a minor fever, I hope the others don't think I'm infected.
Does you boat have space for someone to sleep in?
[QUOTE=eninco;25642869]Day 50, I'm starting to get a minor fever, I hope the others don't think I'm infected.[/QUOTE]
(Just me and you, buddy)
22:19
Cracked open the peanut butter and cracker rations. It's like sex, but corn-based. Eninco keeps sneezing. I think I'm catching a cold too. Thank god that's not part of the infection...
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[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25642891]Does you boat have space for someone to sleep in?[/QUOTE]
It's a speedboat with a soft roof. Like a convertible. Nice and warm, and zombie proof. Also, try to get some weapons for us if you can, York's more infested than zombies than a whore's vagina is infected with crabs.
Day 50 pt.2, Fucking geogzm keeps eating my peanut butter, and having sex with my creamed corn. :ohdear:
It's been 4 days since the last zombie we've seen, I guess that means we're lucky. We've been holed up in this abandoned cabin out in the woods... None of us want to leave let, not since Emily was taken. Jeff had to put her down... He hasn't been the same since then... He seems a little jumpy. It's probably nothing, but he keeps staring at us and he gets angry when we try to talk to him. I have no idea what this cou...
[QUOTE=eninco;25642941]Day 50 pt.2, Fucking geogzm keeps eating my peanut butter, and having sex with my creamed corn. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Sorry
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
22:33
I can't sleep. The lack of weaponry makes me feel uneasy.
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
22:37
Cracked open the jam as well. There's some wine, some cheese, and some canned beef left. I don't fancy the idea of getting pissed while I'm trying to fight zombies.
Fell on my knife accidentally the other day. Dog got infected; had to put it down. Went on a rampage and got knocked out. Some girl rescues me. I wake up in my apartment, go into the kitchen. There was a smell looming in there. A smell I have not smelt since... and then it hit me. There she was, cooking, minding her proper place in society.
I tell her: [b]"I was saving that bacon."[/b]
But it was too late...
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
I like Shrek.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;25643429]Fell on my knife accidentally the other day. Dog got infected; had to put it down. Went on a rampage and got knocked out. Some girl rescues me. I wake up in my apartment, go into the kitchen. There was a smell looming in there. A smell I have not smelt since... and then it hit me. There she was, cooking, minding her proper place in society.
I tell her: [b]"I was saving that bacon."[/b]
But it was too late...
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
I like Shrek.[/QUOTE]
You...you're that doctor guy, right? Get to York with the cure ASAP.
Yesterday... they got Steve. Those bastards are gonna pay
(rip Steve 1987 - Yesterday)
Opened door
got on floor
walked dinosaur
[QUOTE=geogzm;25643574]Opened door
got on floor
walked dinosaur[/QUOTE]
It came in from the roof, much too big to be undead.
It screeched a crashing noise, louder than I'd ever heard.
It looked like a dead lawyer, that somehow grew large claws.
Suddenly, a blinding flash, and a mighty machine gun roar.
23:29
asleep
Day 51, i wake up finding out i was in a mild coma, damn ravioli!
OH MAN DIS IS JUS' LAlK COUNTAH-STRIKE
Got laid, the zombie apocalypse was the best thing that ever happened to me.
She did not speak much but that's one of the downsides to rigamortis i suppose?
^shoot her, shoot her now!^
NAW MAN, THAT BITCH DUN BE GOOD! SHE TlGHTER THAN FUCK!
Day 2049. The last zombie has been killed in Britain. The BNP say they will now start a mercantile economy.
Day 59: Civilization finally returns to normal. The slow-moving and slow-witted zombie threat was severely blow out of proportion thanks to the media. Basically, all they would do is scratch at your door at night and shamble across the street. The military easily wiped them out. The virus is only transferred through sexual intercourse and even then, it's quite easy not to fuck a corpse*. It must have taken a real horny moron to get infected in the first place and there were only, like, 129 reported cases of infect individuals.
Day... well I don't remember, last week we ran out of food, so we've been using spam to catch and eat small animals.
Ha, one of them came up to me and I kicked it in the balls.
Day 10:
Found this dusty laptop, I should have enough batteries to last a while... Wait, what was that noise...
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;25646246]Day 2049. The last zombie has been killed in Britain. The BNP say they will now start a mercantile economy.[/QUOTE]
All zombies killed apart from the one in MY BASEMENT
i play vidyagames with him
Day one:damn alot of people drive manual cars probably should have learned sooner oh well I can try gotta get away from civililization to many zombies gotta move at night.
Day two:Found a car with an automatic transmission,on a side note zombies are attracted to the smell of burning clutch.
Day Three: found a gun store owner barricaded himself inside and died got myself a nice pump action,problem the smoke on the horrizen is catching up to me With no firemen it spreads fast from building to building.
Help, I'm stuck in California with only a car and a pistol with one bullet left. Please help if anybody reads this, but then again I'd be dead.
Need a ride out desperately.
Day 11:
Found two children, a teenager and a six year old girl, I gave the teenager a shotgun. Heading towards California away from the zombies.
OH GOD if any one can here this im a survivor in Louisiana, i have plenty of ammo, food, and medical supplies. The pass word is the 'golden hopper' this mewssage repeats every 10 seconds
Day 15:
The girl started felling sick, probably nothing.
On the way to California we saw something strange, military taking tubes with zombies into the city and releasing them.
Changed route to Louisiana.
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