• What Are You Thinking? v. Tabasco crimson chin attack
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[QUOTE=Svinnik;50787383][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/X1Y0NjR.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/qgE4P/14c2e5e707.jpg[/IMG] mr rental, please[/QUOTE] is this implying Mr Rental fucks his appliances?
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;50787409]is this implying Mr Rental fucks his appliances?[/QUOTE] imagine famous rewritten for mr rental they mad they aint rented, yeah
2ds or 3ds xl im conflicted
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50787482]2ds or 3ds xl im conflicted[/QUOTE] new3ds
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50787489]new3ds[/QUOTE] nah i don't really care about the new one, i'd rather buy the cheaper ones [QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;50787487]get them both and duct tape them together to create a 5ds xl[/QUOTE] good idea
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50787491]nah i don't really care about the new one, i'd rather buy the cheaper ones good idea[/QUOTE] but all the new games are n3ds only
[QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;50787499]i'm full of good ideas here's another one: use pliers to remove all of your teeth. you will save money because you won't have to buy toothpaste.[/QUOTE] ur a genius why haven't you won a nobel prize update: on second thought i cant eat, this wasn't a good idea
[t]http://i.imgur.com/yVpBbMY.png[/t] [b]It begins[/b]
I had an adventure today [QUOTE=bdd458;50786598]What a shitty "date" I suppose is the best word. So I chatted with this girl online earlier today, and I wasn't really interested but she said she was going to be grilling steaks and asked if I wanted to join her. She also said she was 19, which I have my doubts about. Now, I love steak, so I couldn't turn an offer for free steak down. Anyway, I get to her place and disaster strikes. Firstly, she's dressed really badly - like camo skirt and top that barely fits badly. "Yeah turns out my dad wants the steak so we can just go to Olive Garden because I have a gift card for there". Ok I say, even though I don't like Olive Garden, not wanting to be a dick since I drove all that way anyway. But I was embarrassed in there, so much so I didn't really want to eat and only had soup. Conversation was dull, start getting the feeling that she's not 19 when I asked her if she's planning on going to school and I couldn't hear exactly what she said, but it sounded like "When I turn 17/18". Also learned that she went on a few dates with a 45 year old guy with 3 sons, Wowza. To cap that portion off, I realized I had no change for a tip, since I generally don't carry cash and I wasn't expexting to go out to eat. She had a few quarters. Since I wanted to kill time before going home I agreed to go to the mall since it was right there. It beat awkwardly sitting at a table, as she was in a changing room for most of the time or applying for a job (which I used the oppertunity to walk around). Then I took her home and never looked back. Felt this was just the best place to get that off my chest. I also should have realized I wouldn't get a free steak from a complete stranger, oh well.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50787495]but all the new games are n3ds only[/QUOTE] really now i thought they were released on the good ol 3ds too
At least this other girl ive been talking to felt bad about my ordeal and invited me over to watch movies and cuddle.
[QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;50787525]downside to teeth removal: you can only eat soup upside to teeth removal: there are many soup varieties[/QUOTE] but what if the soups expired
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50787529]really now i thought they were released on the good ol 3ds too[/QUOTE] nope, tons of new ones are exclusive to n3ds because of the extra stick and better specs and here i am stuck with my ol faithful 3dsxl
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;50787409]is this implying Mr Rental fucks his appliances?[/QUOTE] I want to fuck appliances
[QUOTE=NoNameForEvil;50787551]a lot of games nowadays have hella trash performance on the ol 3ds like, we're talking stinking dump. even a starving raccoon wouldn't want to root around in that trash. [/QUOTE] well shit the 2ds is really cheap though
fear not for i have returned home safely and am about to go to bed after a bathroom break of course
this is my new robot in fallout 4. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/273976415950131977/23A00179302551815400B46FA65505473ABED5FA/[/t] they call him big johnny because he's the size of a fucking 2 story building [editline]28th July 2016[/editline] now he here is with small johnny. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/273976415950151428/B863B6E35E59D919196F09A6B583B73D45674879/[/t] small johnny is called that because of his addiction to 4k midget porn (little does he know, just because the resolution is higher on the video doesn't mean the midgets are any bigger)
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I dreamt I was riding in an elevator with Aigis
[QUOTE=Call Me Kiwi;50787016]I really dislike Tom Brady.[/QUOTE] i think tom brady is the second greatest quarterback of all time
[QUOTE=Altimor;50787690]I dreamt I was riding in an elevator with Aigis[/QUOTE] I hope she reached her floor just as you were about to wake up. It'd be like in the movies.
CHECK OUT this cool new armor piece i got [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6601025/Pictures/Screenshots/ffxiv_dx11_2016-07-28_00-45-35.jpg[/img] I REALLY LIKE IT
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50787740]I hope she reached her floor just as you were about to wake up. It'd be like in the movies.[/QUOTE] I'm not even sure the elevator was moving now that I think about it
Goodeth Myonight to thee.
new 3ds xl for IDR 3 mil cool, but not now
This is why Dwarf Fortress is one of the best games. This kind of shit occurs without scripting or anything. [QUOTE=matt000024;50787596]Holy shit, got besieged by goblins after a long time of peace and decided my two legendary squads with adamanite spears and swords (hadn't got to making their armor yet at this point so it was still iron) and assumed they could handle it well, only one who avoided the bloodshed was the guy sleeping, the sole survivor of my initial elite squad. My fault for assuming it was safe to meet the enemy face on in the field. [editline]28th July 2016[/editline] Okay, well that was fun. I got besieged by goblins after a long time of peace and decided my two legendary squads with adamantine spears and swords (hadn't got to making their armor yet at this point so it was still iron) and assumed they could handle it well. I was wrong. I sent the two squads to meet the enemy in the middle of the desert with only cacti for cover, underestimating the skill of goblins, trolls, and those dog things they use. My two elite squads were massacred terribly after only taking a few enemies with them. I had no choice, but to order a retreat, but by then most were going down with their comrades and refused to do fall back. The two elite squads were mostly massacred and all who really remained in combat was one of my my speardwaves, Onget Enkosedëm. He had begun to retreat, but stopped near the foot of my drawbridge. Now me being the genius I am, forgot to install a lever within my bunker for the fortress outer-door. I left the main lever out right near the actual bridge itself, in the line of fire of anything attacking the bridge. I did what I could and made a tiny section of the burrow at the lever and ordered it to be pulled. My "alarm" alert restricted dwarves to a very nice temple I built a few floors below with a nice drawbridge and a deep and wide chasm to kill anything that tries to get near it. I hadn't raised my temple bridge yet so a dwarf could escape to pull the lever, but it'd take awhile due to the temple not only being a few floors down, but also being somewhat far horizontally and requiring the unlucky lever-puller to go through a bit of a winding hallway to reach the lever assuming he makes it to the top floor. With just one speardwarf I did not expect the lever to be pulled in time. I was wrong again though. A visiting human swordsman by the name of Obin Linfuri decided to rush up towards the bridge, looking for a fight. Together the dwarf and the human fought off goblins until my lever-puller, a stoneworker known as Kadôl Berdesis manged to get to the lever and pull it. Soon before he did so, the human was somehow smart enough to jump off the bridge towards combat in the road in front of my bridge. At this point his dwarven comrade had already passed, but he continued to fight. He fell shortly after the bridge actually went up, serving as an example of a brave human who helped defend a foreign fort from the forces of evil. After both of my elite squads were massacred except the captain of the guard (who was too busy sleeping) I was left with only my small sort of "b-team," most were mediocre at best in their combat skills, but they were all I had. Although the main drawbridge was pulled up, the fort was not perfectly safe. At the foot of the mountain which my fort was on top of is a secondary entrance due to my canal reaching down there for water. I sent my squad down there after expanding the squad to a full ten opposed to five to ensure a bit more strength in numbers. My final ten were quite the rag-tag group. Few had seen any combat before and some were only mercenaries, only recently granted residency in the fortress. I sent them down to the canal's lower door after arming them and when I was sure that all were out of the temple, I pulled up the lower bridge to ensure that if anything got through, it couldn't reach my civilians. The final ten arrived at a somewhat slow pace, often rushing outside for revenge as soon as they got to the lower door. Just as with the bridge, some human visitors decided to follow their dwarven comrades into battle. A small group of insane warriors managed to put a serious dent into the goblins here and drove them off. After the battle the bridges came down and my dwarves began to clean up the corpses. A few goblins remained on the edges of the maps, but they were no match for the survivors of the fortress, who were more than glad to get revenge. Unfortunately though, my outpost liaison decided to show up right at this time and was promptly murdered by a goblin raider. Now I have succeeded against the enemy, but will by fort ever really return to the way it was before? [editline]28th July 2016[/editline] Ironically the song that played as soon as I finished this was titled "Finally, Peace."[/QUOTE]
man, whale meat has a pretty strong taste
[t]http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/630x630/music/588/4887588.jpg[/t] That's the fucking TV from Courage the Cowardly Dog, and the show's theme isn't on this album. Then again every track is a shitty re-recording so it's for the better.
Damn just played for about an hour and a half of Dwarf Fortress and I'd like to say that I love it already and cannot wait to build the biggest fort of all the lands.
[video=youtube;GM-T4q-oPpQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-T4q-oPpQ[/video] I am so distracted right now.
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