• What Are You Thinking? v. Tabasco crimson chin attack
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oh man i miss the brunost
had a nightmare where I was chased by the dullahan of a former teacher of mine, who kept taunting me by saying I was 'unworthy' and breaking into gusts of hideous laughter as I ran for my life
that feeling when you're installing an artifical nose onto a colonist and you fuck up so colossally that he loses his stomach
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50787945]that feeling when you're installing an artifical nose onto a colonist and you fuck up so colossally that he loses his stomach[/QUOTE] what
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50787945]that feeling when you're installing an artifical nose onto a colonist and you fuck up so colossally that he loses his stomach[/QUOTE] Rimworld?
[QUOTE=RichyZ;50787955]I have an artificial meme generation gland[/QUOTE] If I'm stuck on an island with a bunch of people you will be the first to go
So me and my friend ended up taking his little brother with us to get burgers since it was his birthday and we ended up mini golfing and while I was waiting for his brother to finish his turn I was by the hole watching mine and my friend's golf balls cause he was trying to coach his brother and this group of kids comes trampling by and they all go over the hole we're on and it all goes well they avoid kicking our balls away. Except for this one little shit. He stared me dead in the eye as I was sipping on my milkshake and he looked down at my friend's ball and he had a club in hand, he picked the ball up tossed it in the air and hit it like a baseball. He fucking looked me back in the eye and I was just stunned I didn't know what to do the only thing I could mutter was "W-WHAT???? UH OKAY" as he ran off to join his fucking herd of shitheads. After that I just started laughing hard and my friend asked what happened and I told him, the fucking ball nearly went in the water too. That kid is gonna be a future hitler or some shit.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;50787962]So me and my friend ended up taking his little brother with us to get burgers since it was his birthday and we ended up mini golfing and while I was waiting for his brother to finish his turn I was by the hole watching mine and my friend's golf balls cause he was trying to coach his brother and this group of kids comes trampling by and they all go over the hole we're on and it all goes well they avoid kicking our balls away. Except for this one little shit. He stared me dead in the eye as I was sipping on my milkshake and he looked down at my friend's ball and he had a club in hand, he picked the ball up tossed it in the air and hit it like a baseball. He fucking looked me back in the eye and I was just stunned I didn't know what to do the only thing I could mutter was "W-WHAT???? UH OKAY" as he ran off to join his fucking herd of shitheads. After that I just started laughing hard and my friend asked what happened and I told him, the fucking ball nearly went in the water too. That kid is gonna be a future hitler or some shit.[/QUOTE] must be one of those edgy kids who thinks it's hip to be edgy he'll be cruelly disappointed when he gets older
[QUOTE=matt000024;50787950]what[/QUOTE] lets just say romero is not very fucking good at her job
[QUOTE=RichyZ;50787973]Enjoy a memeless life[/QUOTE] If only such a thing could be obtained
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;50787966]must be one of those edgy kids who thinks it's hip to be edgy he'll be cruelly disappointed when he gets older[/QUOTE] I don't even fucking know the kid was like 7 or some shit he was a little tiny bastard he like ran off into the party building so I guess he was there for someone's birthday, we could've made a big deal out of it but we just decided to laugh it off unless we saw him again then we would've asked him why he did it.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;50787973]Enjoy a memeless life[/QUOTE] why do you think I'm here on facepunch
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50787969]lets just say romero is not very fucking good at her job[/QUOTE] huh
Uh yeah so when my guy lost his stomach, i tried to arrest someone who crash landed nearby to steal her stomach and give it to him she resisted and got beaten to death so i couldn't harvest her organs also she was another colonist's mother so now that guy hates the guy that killed her i have accomplished nothing by murdering an innocent
memepunch 2: the memeing
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50787997]Uh yeah so when my guy lost his stomach, i tried to arrest someone who crash landed nearby to steal her stomach and give it to him she resisted and got beaten to death so i couldn't harvest her organs also she was another colonist's mother so now that guy hates the guy that killed her i have accomplished nothing by murdering an innocent[/QUOTE] I hope you learned a valuable lesson today. Always maim raiders instead of killing them whenever possible. That way you can save them as organ farms for later.
Making big step in improving myself tonight boys (and girls I guess if they exist on fp) Wish me luck
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;50788010]I hope you learned a valuable lesson today. Always maim raiders instead of killing them whenever possible. That way you can save them as organ farms for later.[/QUOTE] duly noted building a gulag now
aaa ponytail its actually p fitting i think
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;50788014]aaa ponytail its actually p fitting i think[/QUOTE] how to do ponytail, teach me
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50788024]how to do ponytail, teach me[/QUOTE] u take a pair of scissors and u snip
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50788024]how to do ponytail, teach me[/QUOTE] i gotta ask my mom first sorry
[QUOTE=ZnT00;50787997]Uh yeah so when my guy lost his stomach, i tried to arrest someone who crash landed nearby to steal her stomach and give it to him she resisted and got beaten to death so i couldn't harvest her organs also she was another colonist's mother so now that guy hates the guy that killed her i have accomplished nothing by murdering an innocent[/QUOTE] oh now i understand you playing rimjob was curious what game it was
ur a wizard
[QUOTE=gaminji;50783897]mopsipok is it real bud hours yet[/QUOTE] yeah but i went to sleep but now it is again
unrelated but just thinking about how saudi arabia is actually a real place and not a villain in a comic book is really upsetting to me
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;50788027]u take a pair of scissors and u snip[/QUOTE] no
i cant sleep so im gonna lift weight until im buff :flex:
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;50788046]i cant sleep so im gonna lift weight until im buff :flex:[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Y4o_BqC0A[/media]
[QUOTE=Mr.Brown;50788038]ur a wizard[/QUOTE] [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhw001FGWX1qb3a3to1_500.jpg[/img]
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