What does meatpuppet probably also love fucking
absolutely terrible
how would you describe the feeling of sticking a 14 inch cylinder of barbed sandpaper inside your urethra until the cylinder was fully immersed in your body and then you tried to piss and the barbs scratched the inside of your dick but then the cylinder got stuck so the massive pressure built by your urine makes the veins on your dick rupture
dogs
What animal sniffs eachother asses?
Amazing.
how would you describe the feeling of sticking a 14 inch cylinder of barbed sandpaper inside your urethra until the cylinder was fully immersed in your body and then you tried to piss and the barbs scratched the inside of your dick but then the cylinder got stuck so the massive pressure built by your urine makes the veins on your dick rupture
lactation
[i]"Captain. Our food resources low, water supplies exhausted.. what other option do we possibly have!?"[/i]
Entrapment
Name a long word?
Fapping
How do you formally screw yourself?
About 12 smurfs.
How many smurfs do you need to change a lightbulb?
More than ever!
how much i want you right now ;)
5 feet
how wide is my anus
hat
finish the sentence:
you are an ass___
all day long
How long will my anus hurt for?
One thousand babies
How many births per year? (I don't have the heart.)
Dildos.
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