Sorry missed the extreme thing
Stranger: 18 year old bi male looking to chat with another bi or gay male around the same age
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[editline]03:39PM[/editline]
Stranger: :3
You: This is the FBI. We have been informed that you have a large concentration of child pornograhpy. Is this true.
Stranger: hehehehehe
Stranger: Only of furry women.
You: OH DEAR GOD FURFAG
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Stranger: XD
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: Worse than that.
Stranger: I'm a babyfur. :3
You: SWEET JESUS
Stranger: See what you've found?
You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Stranger: SEE?
You: SHIT
You: MY MOUSE IS BROKEN
Stranger: ALL YOUR TROLLY CHRISTMASESS HAVE COME AT ONCE
You: I CAN'T ESCAAAAAAPPPEE
You: OH GOD
Stranger: Try it.
You: HOW DO I GET OUT
You: HOW
Stranger: Go on.
Stranger: shift tab
Stranger: enter
Stranger: enter
You: Never
Stranger: bye now. :)
You: This is a huge trolling oppertunity
Stranger: or alt f4
You: NO
Stranger: You're not going to be able to do it. :3
You: I MUST GET LULZ TO MY FORUM
Stranger: Unpossible, I assure you.
You: DIE IN A FIRE
You: I WILL PURGE YOU FROM THE INTERWEBS
Stranger: How?
Stranger: I don't identify publically as a babyfur.
You: Oh god
You: How does one get a fetish of that nature
Stranger: Simple, have your parents fuck up when toilet training, I guess.
Stranger: That's just my theory tho.
Stranger: go ahead and, like, ask me stuff, if you really want.
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You: I see
Stranger: I'm anon. I'm made of harder stuff than you can dish. Your picard does not bother me.
You: Indeed
You: I make no excuses
Stranger: Nor do I.
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[editline]03:53PM[/editline]
My favourite
You: This is Chris Hanson of Dateline's "To Catch a Predator"
Stranger: oh wow!
You: Are in possesion of Child pornography
Stranger: i'm a huge fan!
Stranger: and no, i'm like 17
Stranger: in fact, why don't you come upstairs and see for yourself
You: Why don't you have a seat over there
Stranger: there are seats in my bedroom
You: Very well
You: I'm on my way now
Stranger: *in the bedroom*
Stranger: so theres my computer
You: What is it you wanted to say
Stranger: urm well, i'm a really BIG fan
Stranger: and urm...
Stranger: actually, just check my computer for pron while i slip into something for comfortable
You: I see
You: *Checking for pronz*
Stranger: What do you think Mr. Hansen *wearing skimpy lingerie dress*
You: Maam I think you should be wearing a less revealing outfit
Stranger: don't you like it?
You: These feelings... These emotions
You: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
You: *Has seizure*
Stranger: *leans back on bed covered in teddy bears*
Stranger: ooh mr. hansen!
Stranger: why don''t you come over here!
You: *Dives on bed*
Stranger: sooo, what do you wanna do? *leaning forward pressing jailbait boobs together*
You: JAILBAIT
You: MUST HAVED
Stranger: oh mr. hansen! *lays back, pulling chris with her*
You: ASSUME THE POSITION
Stranger: *on all fours*
You: begins
Stranger: aaaah! <3
You: Stops
You: Wait how old are you
Stranger: 18 really ;)
You: Just saved
You: IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT
You: giggity
Stranger: YOU!
Stranger: CAKE OR DEATH?
You: CAKE TILL I DIE
You: !
Stranger: well we're OUT OF CAKE.
You: FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK
You: who had the last piece
Stranger: that guy!
You: how long ago
You: maybe it hasnt digested yet
Stranger: 20 hours ago.
You: Fuck
You: it's probably in the sewers now
Stranger: yeah, sorry.
You: get your flashlight
You: and some boots
You: and maybe overalls
You: if you're into that sort of thing
Stranger: why? i don't want to eat sewer-cake.
You: WHAT?
Stranger: i've got perfectly good cake right here. *eat*
You: cake is cake
You: god dammit
You: where the fuck did you get that cake?
Stranger: what cake?
You: good questioin
Stranger: the cake is a lie, typically.
You: aw
You: did somebody just complete portal
Stranger: never started, actually.
You: of course not
Stranger: but i enjoy fictional desserts.
You: just don't go around saying the cake is a lie the cake is a lie
You: you will look like a noob
You: if i can say that
You: well, shit
Stranger: see, i figure since i'm a baker, i have clearance to use just about any cake-related memes i like.
You: my last name is baker
You: Fuck
Stranger: tom?
You: no
Stranger: colin?
You: warmer
You: colder
You: colder
Stranger: what could possibly be warmer than colin baker? he's got all that lovely fat
You: you're frozen now
Stranger: omg no way
You: now you're cryogenically frozen
You: and dropping
Stranger: that must be why i suddenly feel the urge to build a Disney-land.
You: ba-zing
Stranger: *melt*
You: no, you can only melt if you guess my first name
You: sorry
You: you're so frozen
You: you've started a void
Stranger: ice knowing you...
You: omg hw clevar
Stranger: i know, i got it from batman.
You: i wish i had your cumback skillz
You: ROBIN?
You: FUCK MAN
Stranger: BATMAN?!
You: where have you been?
You: yeah dudley
You: it's me!
Stranger: out on the corner turning tricks RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
You: i should be out prowling the night like a stalker right now
Stranger: my ass is a mile wide now *cries*
You: eyy nothings changed then
Stranger: yeah but now i got squatters in there!!!
You: Fuck
You: not those assholes again
Stranger: they have loud parties every night! i can't get an eviction cuz they never signed a lease!
You: you've got assholes in your asshole
Stranger: *sobs*
You: i know how to get them out
You: i can poke them in the eye
Stranger: nooo
You: with my gun
Stranger: not the batgun
Stranger: no, Batman, you promised!
You: i have to do what i gotta do
You: if that's not obvious enough
Stranger: but you promissssed
You: I don't care anymore
Stranger: *sniffle*
Stranger: in that case...
Stranger: /me pulls you close
Stranger: *takes out bat-grenade*
Stranger: *pulls pin*
Stranger: 1...2...
You: Don't fucking do it
You: wait shit
Stranger: *BOOOOOOOOOOM*
You: auuugh fuck
You: what kind of grenade was that?
You: my pants just got tighter
You: wait
You: nice job asshole
You: it was the viagra grenade
Stranger: Holy Priapism, Batman!
You: you know what that means
You: ;D
Stranger: yeah, your dick's gonna fall off in a few hours.
You: oh fuck
Stranger: better get to the ER before it's too late, Batman1
You: no
You: no
You: there's nothing they can do
You: i want to spend my last few hours
Stranger: *flies off into the night*
You: like we used to
You: you remember
Stranger: SORRY BATMAN...IT'S OVER..
You: dontcha robin
You: but
Stranger: *flapping off into the night*
You: bu--
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[quote]Stranger: Hey there
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Shhh...theres a Ryhorn near that rock. *Prones into some tall grass*
Stranger: Why are you dumb
You: GO BLASTOISE! *Throws pokeball*
Stranger: Wow, you're an ass
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[quote]You: I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
Stranger: PIKACHU I choose you!
You: Then it shall begin: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZ0U1Su-cA[/url]
You: GO RYHORN
Stranger: oh shi...
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Meh pretty crap but since it was such a long chat i might as well
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: have you met anyone with this
Stranger: not rly
Stranger: i just started using it today haha
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
You: anyone?
Stranger: nopee
Stranger: where u from
You: im from miami police force
Stranger: how old r u?
You: im hunting these people
You: 33
Stranger: lol
Stranger: woahhH!
You: thisis serious
You: very serious
Stranger: well im sure im safe =]
You: no
You: you arent
You: you'll be sitting
You: there
You: then bam
You: they hit ya
You: like a brick wall
Stranger: mhmm
You: they start
Stranger: im sure my computer wont hit me
You: saying weird stuff
You: oh
Stranger: lol
You: oh
You: it will
Stranger: yes im sure it will
You: i need your cooperation
You: to track them down
You: so i can put on my sun glasses
You: and say
You: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
You: these
Stranger: ur such a liar, my uncle david works for miami police force. he can track ur location down and call u a fraud. he tells me everything they do at his work, like rapist catches, this isnt one of the thing he metioned
You: yeah i know him
Stranger: sir wats ur name
You: we been trackin these evil
You: facepunchers
You: as they call themselves
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: "so i can put on my sunglasses and say yeahh" XD
Stranger: ur fuckin hillarious dude
You: my names hiratio
Stranger: my name is heroshima
You: im in the csi department
Stranger: lmao
You: damn it
You: thisi s serious stuff
Stranger: im queen of england
Stranger: dammit hiratio! i want my muffins!
You: nice to meet you elizabeth
You: and no
You: no muffins for you
You: you been puttin on to many pounds
Stranger: atleast gimme some brownies
Stranger: then give mama some sugar!
You: not while these facepunchers ae on the loose
You: erm
You: you majesty
Stranger: oh no you didnt!!!! well atleast im cool
You: your mother is deafd
Stranger: my mom died
You: she has been dead for a long time
Stranger: honestly
Stranger: she died of cance
Stranger: not even kidding
You: or did she
You: or was it
You: the facepunchers
Stranger: dude thts not even funny
Stranger: she died of cancer wen i was 10
You: no
You: it isnt funny
You: thats why i must find them
You: she died at 102
Stranger: first find your own life, then find ur head, and then find ur ass.
You: i will
You: I'm not a girl 0_0
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[QUOTE=Ivebo;17010473]You: I'm not a girl 0_0
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Follow OP or get out! :cop:
sorry for being retarded :P
[QUOTE=xXMILKYCHHUNKSXx;17034803]I just end up with alot of rapists
Stranger: hey there.. feeling a little adventurous? ;)
You: no
You: not at all
You have disconnected.
Stranger: cyber?
You: ummmmm...... no
You have disconnected.
and finally...
You: hi
You:
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: hwo are you today?
You: how*
You: cant spell :P
Stranger: haha im horny hbu?
You: not so much
You: why dont you touch yourself?
You: that would probably help
Stranger: i amm, but i was hoping someone on here would talk dirty too me
You: ah
Stranger: r u male or female?
You: male
Stranger: ohh perfect im male too
Stranger: tell me about ur penis
You: i think not
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Can you people learn to read the rules... READ THE OP...
Keep this thread alive!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 14 male canada
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Why dont they like canadians?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
Stranger: lol haa; wow
You: want to cyber BUT EXTREME?
Stranger: ummm idkk?
You: ARE YOU UP FOR THIS??
You: WELL ARE YOU?!
You: ANSWER ME!!
Stranger: idkk?!
You: TOO BAD IM GOING TO ANYWAYS
Stranger: lol um alrighty then'
You: ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR BUMHOLE RIPPED OPEN AND HAVE A GALLON OF MILK POURED DOWN THERE?!
Stranger: um wow! sure..
You: your one sick puppy
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sorry for steal the guys idea :( it was just so perfect!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
Stranger: do u like cod:mw2?
You: no
Stranger: how can u not like it
Stranger: it's amazing
You: I like bad company 2 better
You: You know that game?
Stranger: no
You: because it's EXTREME
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:[By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
Stranger:[By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
Stranger: Jolly good.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: MrWhite.
You: Sie-Sveinhund.
Stranger: See you on the forums.
You: Yep.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: M or f?
You: M
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
Stranger: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
You: Oh god wat
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUU-
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
You: K
You: Lets paly
You: The game
You: of clown balls
You: Mmmkay?
Stranger: u lost
You: Fuck
You: Then
You: Well.
You: Pr0nz pls
You: EXTREME
You: Or you're a faggot
You: MOTHER FUCKER YOU LSOT THE GAME
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Stranger: i love mw2
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
You: AS DO I
Stranger: <3
You: 5 YEARS AGO, I LOST 300,000 MEN IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, AND THE WORLD JUST FUCKING WATCHED. I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE NO SHORTAGE OF HEROS, NO SHORTAGE OF PATRIOTS. I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND.
Stranger: lol nice
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
Stranger: HI
You: why hello little boy
Stranger: o.O
You: here's an icecream
Stranger: I'm no little boy
You: your whatever i say you are
You: so little boy, what toys do you play with?
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EDITED:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [By law Omegle has to inform you that this user is "FUCKING EXTREME"]
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
Stranger: so ur extreme
You: pretty much
Stranger: im on crack, so wazzup
You: I DUNNO BRO, WHAZZUP WITH YOU!?
Stranger: dont yell...im scared and my ears hurt
You: this is just text
Stranger: its psychological
Stranger: so being mean is being mean, text or not
Stranger: so dont be mean
Stranger: or i may cry
You: is typing...
Stranger: altho im a manly man and ripped
Stranger: dont type, feel
You: that must be some awesome crack then
Stranger: lol u becha
Stranger: im a kite in universe
You: oh yeah
Stranger: u wanna try some?
Stranger: it better than puxxy
You: nah man, i have work tomorrow
You: they'll fire me
Stranger: they fire u for being on crack? what line of work r u in anyways
Stranger: thats unconstitutional right?
You: yeah it is man
You: im a dentist
Stranger: oh so ur doctor feel good, i get it
You: yeah
Stranger: so ur like legally cracked
You: yeah dude
Stranger: or cracking, or whatever..
Stranger: do u have really hot nurse? in miniskirt?
You: hell yeah dude
Stranger: y u so extreme anyways? coz u fxxk them?
You: i do fuck them
You: all the time
You: they are all pretty willing
Stranger: no thatz wrong bro...
You: wrong?
Stranger: no...what a turn off
Stranger: if theyr willing u can't turn them into slaves can u
You: oh
Stranger: slaves have to be unwilling, hence all the fun
You: maybe i should hire more slaves as nurses
You: i see the future now
Stranger: then theyll stab all the patient to escape
Stranger: ..must suck to be ur patients
You: yeah
Stranger: so when u talking to me r they sucking ur cxxk?
Stranger: must like heaven huh
You: yep
You: its pretty nice
Stranger: can u utube them? it will get best viewing
You: i cant do it now
You: im at home
Stranger: guess who i am
You: who?
Stranger: thats not a rhetoric question, guess
You: john
You: ?
Stranger: no im a girl
Stranger: no female
You: jane
Stranger: whoz jane?
You: i dunno
You: who are you?
Stranger: im special agent carmichael
Stranger: ive been on ur ass since u fuckslaved nurses
You: oh shit
You: im innocent
Stranger: ur surrunded. put ur hand in the air and walk slowly out ur house
You: can you fire off a warning shot first?
Stranger: no my man all have silencers on, u cant hear it
You: oh shit
Stranger: but u will feel it, eventually, if you dont what i say
You: im at the front door
You: im opening it
Stranger: u've got 60 secs
You: hold on
Stranger: not quick enough
Stranger: what,
You: oh shit
You: im coming as quick as i can
You: HOLD ON
You: OH GOD
Stranger: WHAT
You: IM OUTSIDE
You: PLZ DONT SHOOT ME!
Stranger: tell ur wife, i love her. its great last night.
You: oh you dick
Stranger: and now u can go back.
You: you dickhole
Stranger: im the best sex she ever had, sorry john
Stranger: not persoanl
You: i hate you and my whore wife
You: i shall kill both of you
Stranger: well u just have to get over it. life is shit.
You: im shit all over you mother fucker
Stranger: u know u do need to kill urself be4 u do that.
You: ARRRGGGHHH
Stranger: hey language
You: SHIT MUTHA FUCKER COCK ASSHOLLE CUNT LICKING SHITHEAD
Stranger: calm man, it happens all the time
You: god damn it
Stranger: u just didn't say that...
You: i did
You: I DID SAY THAT
Stranger: better
You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!?
Stranger: no...thats not nice at all
You: ASS LICKING CUNT BURGER!
Stranger: i dunno, i may cry tho
You: Did i hurt your feelings?
Stranger: i just cried...
You: Want me to call the Waaambulance?
Stranger: u bet u did...
You: let me call them
Stranger: no its not gonna help...
Stranger: i'll be dead be4 theyr here...becoz a broken heart
Stranger: and feelings
You: oh snap
You: shouldnt have fucked my wife
Stranger: but!...
Stranger: promise me john, promise me...
You: promise you what?
Stranger: ur gonna fuck that cunt every night, fuck here so hard, that she would never ever forget me
Stranger: can u do that for me?Bro?
You: sure
You: just die now
You: as slowly and painfully as possibly
Stranger: no, im better now
You: no
Stranger: maybe i can fuck here be4 me dying again
You: im pretty sure you have major injurys
You: see, i just stuck you with a knife
Stranger: but ur wife's so hot
You: your bleeding
You: its ok
Stranger: no u just didn't...
You: go into the ligh
You: light*
Stranger: no its not numbnuts
You: do you want to die or not?
You: because i have a hot wife to fuck
Stranger: its hard
Stranger: im die hard
Stranger: just share one with me
You: like a threesome?
Stranger: nah...thats too weird
Stranger: an unethical
You: oh, now its unethical
You: after you fucked my wife behind my back
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