• You are at a blind date and you walk into the restaurant and the above users avatar greets you, what
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This might be fun.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhJyPTEMHr8[/media]
Oh sweet, so you're a cop?
Sorry, Nintendo is my childhood sweetheart.
nothing turns me on like PTSD
ohmygoddodger
Well, I guess after this we'll ride your Harley?
*Pulls seat out for them* Oh, this is going to be a wonderful evening.
I didn't even introduced myself and she's already starring at me like I deserve to be castrated. Shit.
wrong person
I know; you're looking for me, you beautiful, ebony stallion.
are you underage?
You don't have a dick do you?
well as long the food is good
you're paying right?
wow a blowjob machine? it's a dream come true.
Why are you a girl?
Meh, I'd date it
Thanks for the pie... AHHHHHHH!
Oh god damnit
so, which one of you people?
A third eye?
no thank you
Neat, I'm fine with this.
I kind of expected this actually.
bitch imma tap dat ass
Hey there bb
rip
I'll show you my scythe if you show me your Sword of Light..
take a seat bby
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