• You are at a blind date and you walk into the restaurant and the above users avatar greets you, what
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I guess I'd stay but she'd probably be a little PTSD-y
Score!
Hey wait a minute, theres no restaurant in this dark allleyway!
OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN TAKE COVER
I'm sorry... but what are you? You're too compressed and small to see. All I see are christmas hats and... pubic hair?
Hot damn! You gotta tell me where you get those sweet ass robes
say she's got an eye for good restaurants
Keep yer wings in pal,we're in public!
jackpot
hey bbe u wan sum fuk?
I came and started farting
*flips shit* NINJA
wut
Be totally alright with this.
sorry i don't swing that way
I'm OK with this
my body is ready
Blam for plausible heresy.
why are you looking at me like that
Uh I better leave
This is a little too destructive I'm getting out of he-
"You're one cool cat."
Huh, didn't know this was a maid cafe. Now where's my date?
Nope! *leaves*
No thanks. Also whoever my date is, is going to get a [I]shocking[/I] surprise.
Gonna need an adaptor
That disguise ain't fooling anyone. I'm not dating a villain!
Stop walking away and get your ass back here.
She said she was 18!
HELL YES A FEMALE ALIEN.
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