• What do you do with your jizz?
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i eat it sometimes but most of the time i clean it up with toilet paper and flush it down the toilet
Boil it in a pot with pasta shells.
Eat it
bury it in the front yard
Put in jar, let it ferment.
put it in op's mom
Put it on a cloth rag and when there is too much jizz on it after a while, put it in the washer.
Toilet paper, in the toilet, flush.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26216764]Toilet paper, in the toilet, flush.[/QUOTE] Doing that will get a goldfish pregnant. You sick fuck
Freeze it.
Use it as fapping lube
I invest it in a bank.
Wipe it on a towel and wash it.
Smoke it
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;26215921]I thought you were a woman. :raise:[/QUOTE] girls cum too y'know
leave it where it lands
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;26217108]girls cum too y'know[/QUOTE] Chicks with dicks can cumm
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;26217260]Chicks with dicks can cumm[/QUOTE] Tran-sexuals with both can double-cumm
Just let it stay where it lands and die.
Light it on fire.
I only fap in the shower. I feel sorry for any plumbers if they ever have to unclog my drain D:
I lick it off of my fingers and swallow. Practice for whenever I get a boyfriend.
Use it to marinate steak.
Just let my underwear soak up and through them in the laundry basket the next day when I put on fresh underwear. Sometimes I try to feel the edges of the jizz puddle when it's really dark, just so I know how much I jizzed. Otherwise, I use the glow of the computer screen to show how much I jizzed.
Napkin. [QUOTE=cqbcat;26218069]Just let my underwear soak up and through them in the laundry basket the next day when I put on fresh underwear. Sometimes I try to feel the edges of the jizz puddle when it's really dark, just so I know how much I jizzed. Otherwise, I use the glow of the computer screen to show how much I jizzed.[/QUOTE] What.
[QUOTE=Mobile_Person;26214895]I throw it at my neighbor[/QUOTE] Dinkleburg...... [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvz3laEK245xdawSKBUVRRPIzNlAM8tTXxecv1yeOcUevZXqnZCQ[/img]
I heard one Facepuncher wipes it up with tissues, leaves it lying around on his desk until "it starts smelling like biscuits" and no it wasn't me
[QUOTE=Mr. Gestapo;26218803] and no it wasn't me[/QUOTE] we both know that's not true
[QUOTE=FFStudios;26215365]i take a fucking shower[/QUOTE] But is it just me, or does jizz mixed with water cause some sort of chemical reaction and make it like goddamn superglue so it sticks to my arm hair and stuff?
[QUOTE=darcy010;26218967]But is it just me, or does jizz mixed with water cause some sort of chemical reaction and make it like goddamn superglue so it sticks to my arm hair and stuff?[/QUOTE] Why are you jizzing on your arm?
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