[QUOTE=Griffster26;50299389]If Greece had no money, how would they be able to conquer parts of the EU?[/QUOTE]
facist revolution turns their whole economy around.
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=nerdster409;50299390]If you're the same guy, then you decided to go to Mexico in the year 2042. While there, you decided to try the local cuisine. And despite the medicinal advances made, you still succumbed to Montezuma's Revenge.
You told nobody about this. Yet.[/QUOTE]
Mother of god! How could you know that??
Who the hell are you?!?!
Are you... Me???
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Humin;50294161]Has Ozzy Osbourne died yet?[/QUOTE]
Yeah
[QUOTE=Iraqwarlie;50299401][B]facist revolution turns their whole economy around.[/B][/QUOTE]
And out of nowhere Greece suddenly has the financial power (because fascism) to buy weapons to overthrow motherfucking Germany.
This guy is 101% legit bro's
Anyway, tell us how the battle went
[QUOTE=darth-veger;50299489]And out of nowhere Greece suddenly has the financial power (because fascism) to buy weapons to overthrow motherfucking Germany.
This guy is 101% legit bro's
Anyway, tell us how the battle went[/QUOTE]
Its a gradual process, their people rally behind a leader and things start to turn around, then they get power hungry though. Nato is able to stop their expansion after they take most baltic states and parts of germany.
[QUOTE=Iraqwarlie;50299493]Its a gradual process, their people rally behind a leader and things start to turn around, then they get power hungry though. Nato is able to stop their expansion after they take most baltic states and parts of germany.
Brb gotta go kill some guy cause my past self told me too.[/QUOTE]
Why did NATO and the UN not see this problem earlier, such a thing would not get passed in this day of age and especially not in a country as Greece
watch out for time paradox bruh
[QUOTE=Iraqwarlie;50299401]
Mother of god! How could you know that??
Who the hell are you?!?!
Are you... Me???[/QUOTE]
Bingo.
Eventually, you'll receive orders to go to South Webster on April 25, 2006 for a different reason, so you will end up there one way or another.
I decided to ignore the message, and guess what? Three million died, the blame landed on me, and I was banished to this time with no way of getting out.
Your actions won't help me. I'm giving you this info to help yourself.
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
The message above was the original I got from the one who sent it to me, and I still ignored. So to convince you to abide, I'll add this tidbit of information that was left out of the original:
You know Mordecai, that asshole coworker that always insulted you? Right after you get banished, he gets promoted to Chrono Commando, the position [I]you[/I] were working your ass off to get.
Time to reveal myself, i am Burathos. I killed those people in Spain in 2051 and i have traveled back through the IUG agency
[QUOTE=darth-veger;50299508]Why did NATO and the UN not see this problem earlier, such a thing would not get passed in this day of age and especially not in a country as Greece
watch out for time paradox bruh[/QUOTE]
They were still recovering from famine caused by yellowstone eruption 2 years before that, it wasnt as bad as everyone thought but it happens still.
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=darth-veger;50299521]Time to reveal myself, i am Burathos. I killed those people in Spain in 2051 and i have traveled back through the IUG agency[/QUOTE]
WAIT WHAT!??!
YOU BASTARD!!
I WILL FIND YOU!!
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=nerdster409;50299512]Bingo.
Eventually, you'll receive orders to go to South Webster on April 25, 2006 for a different reason, so you will end up there one way or another.
I decided to ignore the message, and guess what? Three million died, the blame landed on me, and I was banished to this time with no way of getting out.
Your actions won't help me. I'm giving you this info to help yourself.
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
The message above was the original I got from the one who sent it to me, and I still ignored. So to convince you to abide, I'll add this tidbit of information that was left out of the original:
You know Mordecai, that asshole coworker that always insulted you? Right after you get banished, he gets promoted to Chrono Commando, the position [I]you[/I] were working your ass off to get.[/QUOTE]
Son of a bitch!
[QUOTE=Iraqwarlie;50299532]They were still recovering from famine caused by yellowstone eruption 2 years before that, it wasnt as bad as everyone thought but it happens still.
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
WAIT WHAT!??!
YOU BASTARD!!
I WILL FIND YOU!!
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
Son of a bitch![/QUOTE]
Meet me on the isles of where you were born you traitor
Coordinates:
-23.481826, 122.588368
[QUOTE=darth-veger;50299567]Meet me on the isles of where you were born you traitor
Coordinates:
-23.45160 122.72344[/QUOTE]
Uh, dude? I'm him from the future.
I'm still here. You lost.
[QUOTE=nerdster409;50299589]Uh, dude? I'm him from the future.
I'm still here. You lost.[/QUOTE]
[B]YOU HAVE TRIGGERED A PARADOX SINCE I'M ALIVE AS WELL[/B]
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
Oh shit so is he apparently
-snip-
Time-machine still there? Steal that motherfucker. If no one speaks to it then it's the future feds sniffing you out. It's only future federals be rich enough to lose a time-machine and not go to crying about it. You steal that bitch and someone comes knocking: it's local. Steal that bitch. See what comes.
what the fuck is going on here :vs:
[QUOTE=darth-veger;50299567]Meet me on the isles of where you were born you traitor
Coordinates:
-23.481826, 122.588368[/QUOTE]
Ill be there you heretic!
The real question is of course, did Japan finally stop censoring their porn?
[QUOTE=Darth_Kris;50299953]The real question is of course, did Japan finally stop censoring their porn?[/QUOTE]
yes but there is no need for porn in the future, sex robots.
[QUOTE=Iraqwarlie;50299957]yes but there is no need for porn in the future, sex robots.[/QUOTE]
A sex robot can't satiate my disgusting fetish. Thats how I know you're bull shitting
Are nukes used on people at all again?
Are any presidents assassinated?
Does Cory Booker eventually run for president?
Do guns look more badass?
Does Linda finally destroy ISIS?
hey guys im xieneus from the future, feel free to ask me anything
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;50302086]why are you still super gay??
[editline]11th May 2016[/editline]
Are you still a qt?[/QUOTE]
Yes and no, I've devolved into a fat fuck living in the remains of Albany, NY
A majority of the east coast has been consumed by the ever-expanding Atlantic Ocean, Albany will soon join the list of cities that have succumbed to the floods.
I'm looking to re-locate to the Syracuse safe zone.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;50303265]Sod it, important question - can you tell future me to go fuck himself?[/QUOTE]
A thorough search of your name through the CABAL matrix has yielded some unfortunate news, you died in 2037.
The cause of death was a piece of debris that hit you in the skull at 684 mph during an AF-9 vortex event (aka a very large tornado).
Is there tiberium??
Does your tongue get stuck to it if you lick it
[QUOTE=Drury;50305467]Is there tiberium??
Does your tongue get stuck to it if you lick it[/QUOTE]
Tiberium does not exist in the future, however licking Tiberium [URL="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/8/8f/Tiberium_Infected_Human.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060811103004"]would result in this. [/URL]
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