• If aliens came to earth, what would you show them?
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Our history (even if it is violent), and religion (so they can laugh at everyone, well some people anyway) - to break the tension. And give them an understanding of our science in hope they will be able to correct a few of our little mistakes. Oh and show them our understanding of the atom, and the ones we know of.
A mac.
Show them my weed. :350:
Youtube. Maybe they'll feel like they're attacking a retard farm.
i would show them my school, so i could ask them to burn it to the ground!
greet them and show them around
The ganja
District 9
X-Com.
A picture of Biden smiling. [editline]10:53AM[/editline] [IMG]http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx175/Sveinhund/lolyeah.png[/IMG]
Our technology.
my mom
I'd see if I could catch them out and see if they're tesing to see if we're capable of joining the United Order Of Planets.
[QUOTE]I'd see if I could catch them out and see if they're tesing to see if we're capable of joining the United Order Of Planets.[/QUOTE] Yeah dont end up like south park... :quagmire:
[QUOTE=dookster;19470122]I'd see if I could catch them out and see if they're tesing to see if we're capable of joining the United Order Of Planets.[/QUOTE] whatever we do we can't put Randy in charge of things
The question is.. What if aliens are already on earth?
Then we are fucked and it's time to go communist.
I'd show them my ass. Then I'd show them a knife. Then I'd show them their blood.
Russia.
Video Games :pcgaming:
I'd show them the best thing since gravity.... Oxygen :rimshot:
I would show them LSD
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I wouldn't show them anything, I'd ask them to go away and take me with them. And some girls if they're not... like... [I]that[/I] humanoid....
I would show them a mirror
Weeeeeed :2bong:
The genocides of the past and present, and let them judge us for who we are, monsters, and let them arrange the punishment.
[QUOTE=Gunhound;19475839]Furies, and hopefully they would take them away.[/QUOTE] This guy, and hopefully they would take him away.
I would tell them all about our earth defenses, weaponry, and weaknesses if they were planning on conquering us...hoping they'd let me join them in intergalactic conquest. otherwise I'd ask if they'd like some refreshments and if they'd like to watch me do what most of us earthlings do...play video games and watch tv.
I'd show them them how to move: :uhaul: Expected Reaction: :wtc:
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