If aliens came to earth, what would you show them?

[DannyCan]

The Alien vs Predator movies.

[Komppu]

Dick ofcourse.

[noobkira]

xbox... they would take pity and leave

[Kymandu]

howard stern's.... Arms

[I Has a Crayon]

i'd show them a volcano.

and tell them it makes you immortal.

or chris angel.

[Neddy]

[img]http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/4/2008/12/chainsaw-bayonet.jpg[/img] i would show them this gun in there face

[BigRouck]

Borderlands.

[I Has a Crayon]

hitler

[CondoM]

A map
:downsrim:

[thisguy123]

A library so they can have access to some of the knowledge humans have accumulated and perhaps fill in some of the blanks for us.

[Nubcake.]

I would show them this

[Squeaken]

Our pathetic attempts at space flight in an attempt to give us some pity help.

[onforty]

All the tech we made, maybe they might answer "Young mankind, we are proud that you got so far, maybe you will get so far that you will be like us. Highly developed, and Friendly."

[Playguy]

I would show them a UFO, tellin them that i made it and that i will give it them for money! :iceburn:

[meefy]

I'd show them cross-pollination.

[Llyod]

The guitar hero xD

[Playguy]

I would also show them how "Good" pollution is for their planets health

[UprightBlue]

a brick

[killkill85]

I'd show them the Burj Dubai(renamed Burj Khalifa like 10 minutes before opening),to show off that we can build big stuff like they most likely can but then they'd think it's a giant laser cannon made to shoot their mothership from orbit and then I'd become a one man army and be sent into the mothership and I'd kick their asses and steal a prototype blaster cannon and kill the leader of the entire alien race and then you'll shit bricks.

Or,I'd show them what it feels like to have a blast from a shotgun unloaded into your face.

[Vronkio]

Scat porn.

[Chill]

Postal,the destroyer of the worlds!

[Puvleek]

Most likely my knife, which I use to cut bread.

[Reborn9]

Wikipedia

[B-RAND]

My neighbor, as I run like fuck.

[Infinity1995]

[QUOTE=Tovleman;19465300]A mac.[/QUOTE]
Please sir, we do not want them to start the apocalypse!

[HazeFyer23]

Our shitty depictions of them called sci fi

[mars7a]

[QUOTE=Pleather;19463948]2 girls 1 cup. Maybe then they would leave us alone...[/QUOTE]

I'd make them click a meatspin link.

[Llyod]

scatman

[ReCreate]

[QUOTE=Dman1;19466561]my mom[/QUOTE]

your mom

wait what

[Itachi_Crow]

I'd show them 4chan which would surely scare them away.

(paraphrasing Jeph Jacques I know)