If aliens came to earth, what would you show them? - General

The barrel of my gun.

Nickelodeon Gak.

my grandma's fresh baked cookies. so good, they'll practically be THROWING technology at us.

I'd ask if I could have a spaceship of my own.

The busiest street in the busiest town.

I'd show them my newtons cradle, and sell it for a spaceship.

Both barrels filled with 00 buckshot from the wrong side of my double barrel to be on

I'd show them human porn, and they'd be like: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/12537345151041.jpg[/img] [editline]08:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=rieda1589;19494171]I'd show them my newtons cradle, and sell it for a spaceship.[/QUOTE] I doubt they'd give a fuck.

A blimp, not sure why though.

My comics.

The ganja [I]Late x 2[/I]

My collection of loli hentai

Nikola Tesla's schematics for the Teleforce beam. Not even aliens could stand up to that.

I would show them my space ship.

I'd show them my el-guitar and blast their head of with my super rock!

Demands

A picture of MohamCOMEDY CENTRAL HAS CANCELLED SOUTH PARK. I want to see what their reaction to George Bush is. Another thing, how to have sex, I get the lupe. And on top. I'll show them how good, sexual examination on a ufo really is.

I'd show them Fallout3. It'll distract me long enough to call the military and tell them I have aliens in my house, the military will laugh and call me schizophrenic. Then I'll grab the aliens, tell them that the Military is the Enclave. They'll rage and help me destroy them. Then I'd go to Zion

I would first make them seemed welcome, and then even give them a house to stay in, but where the plot twist occurs is that the house is actually a cage, and I'm running an extraterrestrial zoo.

Probably take them to art galeries and museums, show them our Nature, various foods, drinks and music... if they were friendly. If they weren't i'd suggest we showed them our Nukes.

If they weren't, I bet we could fetch an H-bomb strong enough to crack their planet in two.

i would show them my ass and fart in their face

My bed :smug:

Roberta Murgo. [editline]05:48PM[/editline] [img]http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/psp_roberta_murgo_01.jpg[/img] Come on, this is hot.

ill give them shrooms and then after that they will go nuts and i would take all of their stuff and leave

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[QUOTE=Vaught;19475744]Video Games :pcgaming:[/QUOTE] They have probably live alot of the events happened in many video games :D And they probably have much more advanced technology. Infact I imagine if they could get here in the first place everything we have wouldn't be as good as what they have. I would show them Blues...

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