If aliens came to earth, what would you show them?

[benos]

Colin from Whose Line, another alien speices. A sexy bald man.

[Xylem]

My mom.

[Hypernova]

Fuck what I have, I want to see what they have.

[IronNinja728]

penis, and then the entire aliens series up till alien vs predator

[benos]

How to take over the world by making them watch Aliens and Independence Day.

[michie4life]

This Thread

[MBGrimm]

The game

[DesolateGrun]

I'd show them the Area 51 autopsy tapes....
they'd bomb us there.

[Nware]

Ductape and a bottle... :q:

[MadJawa]

My ass

[benos]

First, I'll use a condom to have sex with them, to not cause any diseases, and not turn into a alien like Wilkus.

[Anteep2]

[QUOTE=benos;20224041]First, I'll use a condom to have sex with them, to not cause any diseases, and not turn into a alien like Wilkus.[/QUOTE]

too bad they have their equivelent of pepper spray so you can't rape them

and then you turn into one of them

[mars7a]

The wonders that is known as EARTH!
We shall drink tea and be GENLTEMENNE OF LEISURE, AND PEOPLE WILL NOTTE OUR TOWER OF HATS!

[Bullet100]

My :butt:

[benos]

[QUOTE=Anteep2;20242829]too bad they have their equivelent of pepper spray so you can't rape them

and then you turn into one of them[/QUOTE]

Sounds cool bro.