Id buy some land in Maine or upstate here in NY where I could live out my days hunting, fishing, trapping, and farming. A place where I could raise a family and have several cats and dogs. Maybe invest in a jacuzzi or pool outback so there could be parties and stuff. The rest of the money I'd donate to various charities and research groups but have some invested so that I could continue to live a comfortable yet-humble life.
Would just continue doing the day job but do an incredibly poor job because the whole incentive to work has gone out the window, in the meantime I'd probably book a bunch of holidays to visit places and explore around the world until one got me hooked then try to live there for a while finding just about any old job that would do with a loving husband to bring along to the adventures. Really though, life is too short and having a bunch of money whilst nice and all doesn't mean much more than a couple extra life bonus perks :P
Depends how rich as well. If it's insanely stupid rich, then of course I'm probably just going to waste it on a trip to the moon then sabotage it to become the first ever space pirate, after raiding the earth several times for all of it's natural resources I'd retire in england and open a letter from the queen on my 100th birthday then moan about the weather being a bit shite.
Assuming that I'd be insanely rich, I'd buy all the cars that I wish for (which is a lot of cars), a house for me and my parents and give parents enough money so they can live off the interest rate. I'd put the rest in bank accounts and live off the interest rate. I'd donate a large sum of money to cancer research and when I die, whatever is left of the money would be put in a cancer research fund.
If I was rich I move to japan.
trademark the word "selfie"
Probably meet all the cool internet friends I have
Then blow rest of it into esports and die from caffeine overdose
Give a bunch of money to charity and spend the money on a bunch of other stuff.
Help out family members in need first. Donate to charities second. Whatever money I have left I'd use to buy a nice house, then put the rest in an emergency fund and just live the way I've been living. I honestly wouldn't care if I was rich or not, IMO.
Second way I'd go would be to open a homeless shelter that is devoted to getting people back on their feet, helping them find a job, and a place to call home. I'd love to be able to help out people in need, especially getting them back into a stable life.
Give a funding to all my relatives and friends before I was rich, not a big one, but usable. Then I'll hand them a big amount of cash that they can only access during emergencies. Donate funds to Alzheimer and cancer research foundations and help children without parents. Also help creative organisations with their budgets and resources so we can increase our cultural growth internationally and locally.
[B]And for my own profit:[/B]
- I'd would start my own corporation to further develop genetics and human artificial inteligence.
- Buy and colonize land to initiate The Venus Project in the name of Jacque Fresco, who will turn 100 years old in a few days. After spending 78 years of his life struggling to make his dream come true, I shall honor him by continuing his project to save the world with an ecological utopian infrastructure, that is being administrated and runned by automisation. All civilians have equal rights and equal resources; recieving what only is neccessary. Education about human understanding, scientific knowledge, maintaining engineering, and improving social- medical engineering.
- Buy a russian wife that would kill my enemies.
commission artists to draw me the extremely specific porn i crave but never see
and then not share it out of spite
[QUOTE=GastricTank;49821503]commission artists to draw me the extremely specific porn i crave but never see
and then not share it out of spite[/QUOTE]
This is the smartest idea so far tbh
make valve work on half life 3 faster and better by bribing them with a lot of money
My county is full of dumb hicks, so I'd like to give them all some books to educate themselves
Meet up with my internet friends. Make them also rich. Invest heavily into various industries.
And with my gang of rich assholes we would travel the world being dicks to anything we fancy.
live exactly the same and keep the wealth a secret.
save it for emergencies or something.
I'd trademark various words that lead to dissent, and then, through linguistic determinism, have control other the minds and words of the people. Through private entities - my private entities, people will develop the associations and self-actualization that they so desperately crave. They will become one with my brands. Their children will join their parents. Concepts like free will and free thought: they will cease to exist. In addition, I'd buy Disney. This will speed up my process immensely. I'd also pay off my student loans too.
[QUOTE=Guacbowl;49823331]I'd trademark various words that lead to dissent, and then, through linguistic determinism, have control other the minds and words of the people. Through private entities - my private entities, people will develop the associations and self-actualization that they so desperately crave. They will become one with my brands. Their children will join their parents. Concepts like free will and free thought: they will cease to exist. In addition, I'd buy Disney. This will speed up my process immensely. I'd also pay off my student loans too.[/QUOTE]
Did you just finish MGSV or something
If I were rich... I would:
A) not be homeless anymore
B) not be homeless anymore
C) not be homeless anymore
And D) ... Not be fucking homeless anymore.
I'd travel around the world, visiting all the cool people I've met on the internet (including you guys) to hang out and have some drinks.
fifty pounds of ketamine, backpacking trip around the world, a room set up for vr (with vr shit ofc), a house on 500 acres of forest with fiber internet, funding games that i ideas guy, and a float tank
make most powerful pc ever
invest in a bunch of promising stocks
sell them 5+ years later
become even richer
buy money
become president of the world
create a death star
harness the suns energy with a dyson sphere
become the first human type-II civilization and start conolizing mars
become supreme chancellor
be issued emergency powers
create a republic
reorganize into the fIrst GALACTIC EMPIRE
FOR A SAFE
AND [I]SECURE[/I]
[B]SOCIETY....[/B]
Create Starkiller Base and invest heavily in AA and AG Defenses.
probably blow and expensive hookers and not much else beceause id od and die within 3 weeks
Sushi on a weekly basis(more often than that would ruin the change of pace ordering it would be).
Daily coffee replaced with daily bottle of Manhattan Special.
I'd probably live in a nice house or at least a nicer apartment in a better neighborhood.
Be incredibly bored because all of the stuff I currently want to do now would be doable, but I'd be too lazy to actually do most of it.
Pay foreign mercenaries to fight gangs, drug cartels, and terrorists lol
Buy a very high amount of very common, trash, and all duped items in tf2 and csgo on a new account, then get it vac banned without cheating to fix economy. Donate massive amounts to totalbiscuit. Have jontron make a video about the pikmin games. Buy pretty much everything I want, and fix all debts and give money to everyone I care about. Start my own breakfast house and pay the best waffle/pancake maker in the world and use him as a personal chef. Use a ton of money to get gabe newell's interest, and offer to fund a customer service department for valve.
and then buy the 2 most expensive unusuals in tf2 and craft them together on video
I'd move to a non-industrial town, having 2 gas plants within 10 minutes of each other in your town centre sucks.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;49821503]commission artists to draw me the extremely specific porn i crave but never see
and then not share it out of spite[/QUOTE]
i know deep inside this is done all over the place, and i hate it
i want all the porn
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