• Facepunch & Politics: Back To The Past
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>Goes to find more wood or driftwood, and if so, he creates a barricaded cave.
[B]EVENT FAILURE: Zarjk fails to find anymore wood, but he uses three Phallus Driftwood to create a barricaded cave.[/B] [I]Zarjk Update: The Hermit Phallus Cave is established![/I]
[b]I scout for a mining location[/b]
[b]I sign up to become a citizen, I also Put 6 hours into creating a group dedicated to science.[/b]
[B]EVENT SUCCESS: Sobotnik discovers an old abandoned mineshaft, looking to be of Victorian-era![/B] [B]NEW CITIZEN: Cookie53 establishes the Ministry of Mad Scientists[/B]
> Breaks half of his spear, making it a dagger. He uses the rest to create a fire for the night.
[b]I make a crude hut at the mineshaft, and also some stone tools. This mineshaft will now be the central location of the Facepunch Soviet[/b]
[B]EVENT FAILURE: The Driftwood is too powerful, using CAPITALIST SCIENCE to ensure it says ONE PIECE![/B] [I]Zarjk cuts his finger [99/100][/I] [B]Soviet Facepunch established in Victorian Mine![/B]
[b]I begin to build a main building for the minstiry of science and become head Chairs-men of this group[/b]
[B]EVENT FAILURE: Cookie53 fails to begin construction, due to lack of supplies![/B] [I]Cookie53 becomes Head Chairman of the Ministry of Mad Scientists[/I]
[b]Mining begins! Coal and Iron will be searched for mostly[/b]
[b] I begin to supply the nessary building materials for the building and begin building it for about 9 hours.[/b]
[B]EVENT: Mining begins, Soviet Facepunch Stockpile opened.[/B] [I]NOTICE: To Non-Facepunchian parties, YOU are responsible for keeping track of your supplies, I'm not your nanny.[/I] [B]EVENT SUCESSCookie53 moves out into the woods and begins searching for supplies and finds a cardboard box![/B] [I]The Universal Ministry built, the meeting place of all Ministry officials![/I]
>Licks his fingers, deciding to sleep for the night.
[b] I go into the forest to gather some wood and also observe some wild life, i'll report back what ever the hell i can find.[/b]
[B]EVENT: Zarjk licks his fingers, and then falls asleep thinking of the Phallus-shaped Driftwood.[/B] [B]EVENT BEGINS: Cookie53 enters the woods in search of more supplies.[/B] [I]You will return when you post about it.[/I]
Look around for materials to make a harpoon out of.
[B]EVENT FAILURE: Jacos fails to find an item useful for fishing, but he finds a small net![/B]
[b] For every event thereafter, assume I am mining iron and coal and stockpiling it[/b]
[b]I report back with research what appears to be a Large predator and bring back some wood and begin to build the base of the main building.[/b]
[B]CITIZEN DAY END: Sobotnik spends the next day mining out the Victorian cave![/B] [B]EVENT SUCCESS: Cookie53 returns with a sketching of an large predator and begins expanding The Universal Ministry [1/10][/B]
Set to work making as many native species of small fish extinct as humanly possible.
>Wakes up. >Decides to create double headed spear from the driftwood.
[B]EVENT FAILURE: Jacos flails wildly in the water, failing to catch ANY fish![/B] [B]EVENT FAILURE: Zarjk remains in a mushroom-induced trip from licking his fingers![/B]
[b]I continue to build main building how ever Try and devise a way of making huts and buildings more faster.[/b]
[B]EVENT: Construction of The Universal Ministry continues [2/10][/B] [B]RESEARCH EVENT: Cookie53 dabbles in using no foundation to speed up building construction![/B]
>Attempts to walk over to the city with his spear.
[B]EVENT FAILURE: Zarjk instead enters the cave further, believing he's in the Wizard of Oz![/B] [I]You're still in a mushroom-induced trip, you need to wait it out or you might die![/I]
>Sits down, falling back asleep.
[B]EVENT FAILURE: Zarjk sits down, but his ass is pinched by the deadly MANGROVE CRAB![/B] [I]You're trippy as hell bro![/I]
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