Facepunch writes erotic fanfiction v1: Oh shit what are you doing?!
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Garry and Max: A match made in heaven?
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872573]Garry and Starpluck: A match made in heaven?[/QUOTE]
I don't want to get perma'd.
[editline]11th March 2013[/editline]
Pick something else.
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872575]I don't want to get perma'd.[/QUOTE]
Bush and Hitler: A match made in heaven?
Let's get political up in this bitch.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872577]Bush and Hitler: A match made in heaven?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872587]..................[/QUOTE]
KnightVista and his right hand: A match made in heaven?
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PAYDAY: The Heist -- Locked in the vault, things get hotter than the thermite they used to get in
[QUOTE=Bazsil;39872595]PAYDAY: The Heist -- Locked in the vault, things get hotter than the thermite they used to get in[/QUOTE]
Hoxton, hand me your pistol!
His pistol felt a bit more hot than usual, even though he just shot off a clip at the advancing SWAT.
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-Snip- Apparently we're not doing Payday
Scout pulled down his pants, revealing a large scar "Used to" said scout, with a tinge of sadness in his voice. "Don't worry" said Femscout "I've got enough for two" she says as she pulls down her skirt, revealing two massive horse dongs
[QUOTE=zakedodead;39872626]Scout pulled down his pants, revealing a large scar "Used to" said scout, with a tinge of sadness in his voice. "Don't worry" said Femscout "I've got enough for two" she says as she pulls down her skirt, revealing two massive horse dongs[/QUOTE]
Yeah this is going to be the next chapter. I'm writing this one down.
[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;39872620]Damn this pistol is hot he said. But there was a thought in the back of his mind about something, or someone he though was much, much hotter.[/QUOTE]
He was dreaming of Chains, of course, and his big black throbbing rifle. He wanted him to shoot a couple clips into his body, and reload and come back for more.
[QUOTE=zakedodead;39872626]Scout pulled down his pants, revealing a large scar "Used to" said scout, with a tinge of sadness in his voice. "Don't worry" said Femscout "I've got enough for two" she says as she pulls down her skirt, revealing two massive horse dongs[/QUOTE]
Suddenly, the wall caved in. On the other side was the heavy. He ran toward the femscout with lust in his eyes, and a sandvich in his hand.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39872634]He was dreaming of Chains, of course, and his big black throbbing rifle. He wanted him to shoot a couple clips into his body, and reload and come back for more.[/QUOTE]
He snapped back to reality as Dallas grabbed him by the shoulder. "We need to fall back, get to the vault and lock ourselves in. I'm not going back to jail if I can help it."
Hoxton nodded, and followed his team members through the hail of police gunfire. He felt strong hands guiding him, and making him feel safe. It was Chains, it was always Chains.
Which story line are we doing? Horse dongs or Payday?
Crossover?
[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;39872679]Which story line are we doing? Horse dongs or Payday?[/QUOTE]
Payday, Scout and Femscout will be the next chapter.
[QUOTE=KnightVista;39872686]Payday, Scout and Femscout will be the next chapter.[/QUOTE]
And then can we do Hitler X Jesus?
Content:
After they fell back to the vault, Dallas locked them in. Turning around, Hoxton saw Chains, strapped to the wall in a full leather suit.
"You ever wonder why they call me chains," he asked?
[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;39872679]Which story line are we doing? Horse dongs or Payday?[/QUOTE]
What an awesome sentence.
[editline]11th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;39872706]And then can we do Hitler X Jesus?
Content:
After they fell back to the vault, Dallas locked them in. Turning around, Hoxton saw Chains, strapped to the wall in a full leather suit.
"You ever wonder why they call me chains," he asked?[/QUOTE]
Faced with their imminent deaths, the three men not chained the the wall exchanged glances, and began disrobing. Life was for the living, and gimps are for punishing.
Hoxton dove right in, thrusting his tongue deep into the zipper hole on Chains' mask while firmly grasping his package and squeezing as tight as he could.
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