• Make a Sensationalist Headline
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Newt Gingrich elected President of the United States
MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE
America's obesity rate decreases to 99%
Obama turns out to be Osama in disguise.
Rick Santorum Elected President
Maddie found?
Simpsons cartoon is found to be based off of a real family living in Springfield, Illinois.
The Sensationalist Headlines is now off-limits to puns.
Paris Hilton was caught wearing clothes
President George H W Bush reelected due to unknown causes.
Everybody does the mess around. Government in dissary
Vatican City goes bankrupt
Cancer research found to cause cancer
Apple announces plans for their stores of cash, Buying out poland. Creating "The Glorious Revolutionary Democracy Of Apple"
Apple patents the rectangle.
SOPA finally passed!
MLP:FIM cancelled. Bronies go apeshit
[H2]Man sliced in half - disputes over lover with self.[/H2]
Turkey declares war on itself. Poland declares war on Ireland, Portugal states they will assist Ireland in their war.
Pyongyang destroyed after nuclear test North Korean Military invades Seoul
Internet memes found to increase intelligence upon use Rush Limbaugh quoted as saying "I think Hitler was a better leader than Obama", kills self over dislike of president; president declares national holiday Justin Bieber found dead in penthouse, overdosed on crystal meth, next to suicide note - "I hate my fans" Giant squid crushes oil tanker off coast of Japan; hentai artist says he desires to create live action movie
News headlines have been found to be manufactured to cause hysteria.
Garry's Mod is now free to play, FPer rage out on all ends
[QUOTE=BCell;35507202]Garry's Mod is now free to play, FPer rage out on all ends[/QUOTE] Garry's Mod introduces new feature: customizable hats
New technology discovered, will "most definitely" be widely available within 3 years.
-snip- This just in: Confused man who thought fast thread about sensationalist headlines, was actually a fast thread wrongly placed in sensationalist headlines, spills glass of water on bed.
Living Organisms Found on Venus; discovery followed by message "We want your Earth women"
Reliable Democrat as President found.
Everyone is DEAD
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists discover new mental disorder, "More then Happy." Mental Hospitals now overcrowded. [sp]Get the reference? Get a cookie.[/sp]
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