Google shuts down gmail for two hours to show it's immense power
America's debt raises to thirty trillion.
Barcelona sign Emile Heskey; replaces Messi
United States declares war on China over badly mistranslated message after diplomatic meeting - "I had preasant time fuckeling youl wife [sic]"
Valve announces Half Life free
sarah jessica parker dies
no one notices for 6 days
internet explorer becomes superior to firefox, google chrome and safari combined
Snooki terminates pregnancy - World breathes sigh of relief
Argentina declares war on UK over Falkland Islands; war ends 6 hours later in crushing defeat for UK
LMAO pics finally funny.
Man dies while watching 1000 Ways to Die
Republicans something something block the internet something something israel
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35481391]facepuncher gets laid[/QUOTE]
By their hand.
Stephen Hawking first man to masturbate using his mind
NEW PROOF THAT OBAMA IS A TERRORIST: Enjoys ping pong, obvious terrorist training
God is dead
I am an atheist.
Kony found masturbating in public with video proof
[video=youtube;vErEP5dhjas]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vErEP5dhjas&list=FLcgryEikZwBDDiy80cW2ZWQ&index=18&feature=plpp_video[/video]
[B][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpmxAwS7aE8"]Jelly Jamm[/URL] Replaces My Little Pony as the new fad, Fans calls themselves Jammers[/B]
Apple awarded exclusive patent for mobile phones, Microsoft responds by filing patent for computers
World's youngest person born
Halo 4 cancelled; Microsoft deem game bug ridden and borken storyline
All communication cut with Australia. Plane which is sent to investigate what is happening in Australia, is disappeared from radars, early morning.
Zombie apocalypse started in the South America. UN sent troops to kill Infected people, and stop epidemic disease to spread all over world.
Study reveals Australia is right-side up, rest of Earth is upside down
Scientist proves that cancer is caused by food, recommends not eating