• Ugly Asian Girl Keeps Calling Me With Relationship Problems
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69 her. Not on the phone.
Looks Caucasian to me.
You should hear her voice D: but if she called you 14 times in a single day with pointless shit, you'd be pissed too :(
She isn't ugly. :/
I should have gotten the picture of her when she was BARING HER TEETH. seriously, her teeth were like fucking 3-4 inches long. D: she always calls me with "THAT ASSHOLE JUSTIN DUMPED ME AGAIN! BOO FUCKING HOO" then she calls me back fucking 5 hours later and is like "it's OK, I'm over him" 5 minutes later "WE'RE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN" >:(
Well, Ozzy, do what you did to that bat that one time. But really, she looks fine.
OP looking for attention. dur thread should have been dun a long timz ag0z. just t3ll h3r t0 just derp and you d0n't vant to heur hur any mur.
I see the teeth from here pretty fine, granted it isn't attractive, but I really wouldn't call it a super ugly-fier, face is pretty clear and attractive. Anyways if you really want to stop her from bothering you, try to be obnoxious on the phone, annoy her instead, you'll be kind of a dick but it could work, you can also try to be a nice guy I guess and try to fix her relationship problems.
[QUOTE=lolwuttarcoptar;19809535]OP looking for attention. dur thread should have been dun a long timz ag0z. just t3ll h3r t0 just derp and you d0n't vant to heur hur any mur.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, can you repeat that. Is that some long lost language?
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;19809582]I'm sorry, can you repeat that. Is that some long lost language?[/QUOTE] sound it out m8.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19809070][url]http://www.cubeupload.com/img/43d600ew.jpg[/url] CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK[/QUOTE] The fuck She's not even asian
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;19809580]I see the teeth from here pretty fine, granted it isn't attractive, but I really wouldn't call it a super ugly-fier, face is pretty clear and attractive. Anyways if you really want to stop her from bothering you, try to be obnoxious on the phone, annoy her instead, you'll be kind of a dick but it could work, you can also try to be a nice guy I guess and try to fix her relationship problems.[/QUOTE] well, I didn't try the being obnoxious method, but my friend did and calls her Vietnamese and does a bunch of "War Vet" puns like "I SPENT 6 MONTHS IN YOUR POW CAMPS, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE CHINK!" and then hangs up she just calls back, so it's pretty much pointless.
Your friend is evil and racist. You should dump him!
Oh, please, she's not that bad. Hit it and quit it.
[QUOTE=HiCom Raz;19809903]Oh, please, she's not that bad. Hit it and quit it.[/QUOTE] used to almost like her but she's like "NO. I'M IN LOVE WITH JUSTIN." then I tried to get her on the rebound over the phone and apparently it was "too soon" and I would always agree politely. then she gets back with him 5 fucking minutes later. what the fuck.
Tell her you're not the best person to talk to about relationships.
[QUOTE=Beartato;19810018]Tell her you're not the best person to talk to about relationships.[/QUOTE] :geno: THANK. YOU.
well, talk to this "justin" guy and kick his ass or something. even better, call him every single day and show him how you feel.
What you expect to achiev asking us about that? Just tell her the truth... Or if you don't want to be too much of an asshole [QUOTE=Beartato;19810018]Tell her you're not the best person to talk to about relationships.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19809961]used to almost like her but she's like "NO. I'M IN LOVE WITH JUSTIN." then I tried to get her on the rebound over the phone and apparently it was "too soon" and I would always agree politely. then she gets back with him 5 fucking minutes later. what the fuck.[/QUOTE] Sounds more like your annoyance and her rejection is getting in the way of your sight. Personally, I think she is cute. I can vouch that being annoyed with a girl will prevent you from seeing anything good in her. Anyway, honestly confronting her in a kind manner would be the most respectable way to end this. Though it would probably end in some kind of shitstorm so fuck that man, do the most dastardly shit you can brew up to get away.
Rip her face off.
[B]Man the harpoons[/B]
Hire a Mongolian [img]http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x85/MoonShadow_09/Southpark_Mongolians_screenshot_01_.jpg[/img].
Run her over with a car. She will not move because she is asian and asians, like deers, are very fascinated by headlights.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;19810816]Run her over with a car. She will not move because she is asian and asians, like deers, are very fascinated by headlights.[/QUOTE] Or even better, give her a car, she'll just kill herself. Geddit, because she's an Asian driver? Eh? Eh? Yeah I know, it's a stupid joke.
Get some dental floss and you can blind her. The lead her to a cliff.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19809070][url]http://www.cubeupload.com/img/43d600ew.jpg[/url] CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK[/QUOTE] [b]The fuck you smokin man? She's a looker! She just has a shit boyfriend.[/b]
[QUOTE=Meader;19810640]Hire a Mongolian [IMG]http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x85/MoonShadow_09/Southpark_Mongolians_screenshot_01_.jpg[/IMG].[/QUOTE] YOU SHITTY MONGORIANS! [caps]
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